a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 11: Weeb Hunting with Steve Irwin

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

yay we finally figured out how to put videos in here!

PRESENT DAY

Sai, we’re not doing any more of your flashback now.

We’re here, at Abridge.

Heh heh.

Abridge.

Ho–ly SMOKES this is gonna be an advencha.

Do y’all w@nkers know what we’re doing here?

No.

Uh…

Something related to Sasuke.

Well, today, here we are, in the great Australian wild, looking for one of the most dangerous animals in the world…

the ANIME FAN.

Do you remember what Sasori said to us?

Uhh…

“One of my mates is gonna show up on Tenchi Bridge. He’s a fellow anime fan, you can probably get some info outta that w@nker if you throw a few jars of p!ss at his feet.”

“Also, Steve Irwin is a blessing to society and I want his children.”

That’s definitely not what he said.

HARD STIFF LONG WOOD TRANSFORMATION JUTSU

So now that we’ve done that, tell me what Sasori sounded like so I can imitate his voice.

We need to get this disguise as perfect as possible otherwise the wild anime fan might go aggressive and attack.

He sounded really shady and evil.

He was really cool and heroic!

Kinda like a drug dealer who’d been smoking his entire life.

Kind of like the good guy from the Megamind movie!

…

...He was a weeaboo with no s3x life despite being a pretty boy.

And that’s all you need to know.

I see.

Okay, wait for me to give you the signal to jump in.

We need to be VERY CAREFUL since the anime fan is usually a VERY TERRITORIAL species.

Especially if we accidentally get too close to his waifu.

Roger captain Yah-May-Toe.

What’s the signal?

I will wave my left hand over my face.

WOW HOW SUBTLE.

YOU REALLY DID GET 16 FRIGGIN MEDALS OF HONOR HUH

SHUT UP, IM MOVIN IN

*mission impossible music*

holy smokes, that was a close encounter.

let’s follow ‘im.

...target identified.

NAME: Kabuto Yakushi

USERNAME: Subarashii–sama

HOMELAND: Alfheim Online

HOBBIES: playing children’s card games and the Wii in his mom’s bas3ment, lusting over Gaara, hating Generic Suna Nin

S3X: perhaps someday, but not today

Hi there, Sasori-san. It’s ya boi…

Subarashii-sama.

...did Kabuto just say his Discord username as his actual name?

(And here we have the wild weeaboo, in its natural habitat…)

(What’re you gonna do, Captain Yah-MayToe?)

(I’ll have to be reeeeaaaally careful around this bloody guy. He’s a particularly obsessive species of anime fan. You can tell cause of his nerd glasses.)

(He’s a weeb, right? So all you need to do is speak Japanese.)

(Right. Time to activate my voice changer.)

Nihau ma, Kabuto… sa...n.

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CAPTAIN THAT’S NOT HOW SASORI’S VOICE SOUNDED LIKE

HE WAS MUCH HIGHER PITCHED

Uh, I mean, i am sasori-san.

THAT’S WAY TOO HIGH BRING IT BACK DOWN

WAG YOUR TAIL BACK N FORTH YAMATO

DEWITTTT

...and then kabuto grabbed yamato by the arms and kissed him!!1/1!1!! and it was so *xy and hot and yamato got an * as kabuto slid himself into ya–

BLAH BLAH BLLAHLBLLAHLBLALHLBLLHLABLH

…

…

holy crap i give up.

Y’know what I’m just a w@nker from Konoha so just hurry up, p!ss off n’ kill me already!

…

Sasori, that’s a pretty nice Australian impression desu!

...seriously?

(As you can see, the anime fan is easily duped. They are a simple minded creature who cannot see through deception.)

y’know i hope my voice becomes like yours when i go through puberty desu.

So, remember when we watched Promare together last week desu ka?

(...gently caress)

(did anyone here watch promare?)

Nope

no

eternal sauna no, anime’s hella dumb.

Well, uh, it was… it was alright.

Just alright? Did you see how beautiful the animation was?

And how kawaii the meganekko scientist-sama was desu ka?

She was so supersugoisenpai!!

yes, yes, right.

hey did orochiamru follow you here by any chance?

…

No, why?

YOUR WAIFU IS pooo pooo KABUTO

AND YOUR rear end bELONGS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEaaahaauuuuhauhuuahuuahuhuh… oh.

INTERMISSION

(I didn’t realize the potential dangah I was gettin’ myself into.)

(I never quite realized that these two giant anime fans saw me as a THREAT to their superiority!)

(And as I approached, unknowingly, they just STRUCK STRAIGHT AT ME!)

(Goin’ for my nuts, tryna’ pull ‘em out! Their words were like razors!)

(One diss, one downvote on Reddit and I’d be bleedin’ out on the ground and be dead in an instant!)

(The smell of a waifu being insulted would send all the other anime fans into a frenzy too, and they’d come out from everywhere!)

KABUTO HOW COULD YOU BE FOOLED BY THIS FOOL?

SASORI WOULD NEVER INSULT YOUR WAIFU

perhaps my memory is faulty, but that truly is sasori desu.

there’s a good reason you don’t recognize his voice desu!

puberty dessss!

HEY HEY OROCHIAMRU

LONG TIME NO CEE (bodyguard of Ay the fourth raikage)

WHATCHA BEEN UP TO?

Murderin’ people.

OH YES GOOD FUN, GOOD FUN.

reminds me of the good ol’ days when it was just you, me and that filler dude who looked like zabusa.

remmeber when i was chillin’ in ninja prison st1cking my long, shiny junk into other inmates?

wait a minute…

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO NINJA PRISON IN THE FIRST PLACE?

...unless you’re secretly a leaf ninja of course.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

nice one orochimaru

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...but seriously you have 10 seconds to explain why you sound like an australian.

orochimara i just reembered somethig important

...What?

i injected you wtih drugs that kaek you hear things all differently!

lol

i see.

Hey guys! It is I! Rock Lee, eh!

what is this silly canadian man doing here?

we already have our ethnic minority thanks to yah-may-toe being australian

By the way, guys, I just learned why it’s a bad idea to eat three bowls of baked beans and one whole chili cheese dog from Sonic in one go right before a secret stealth mission, eh!

How bout you come hang out at our hideout, huh?

You seem pretty cool ngl.

You’re givin’ off some good vibes, y’know

Sure, I–

*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

OH MY LOOOOORD

IT SMELLS LIKE rear end

I believe I have just bl0wn a *, eh!

And as Duke Nukem would say…

I just blew it out my b3tt hole!

I’m uh…

...uh… I’m really Sasori...

Kabuto, show this guy what we do to double crossers.

I will now use Pot of Greed.

I shall return to Konoha to ask for reinforcements, eh.

FAREWELL, EH!

Looks like it’s time to call out my mates for backup!

I can’t take this one alone…

There’s the signal guys!

No, he said when he raised his left hand!

…

I really think he needs our help guys.

Don’t be silly!

this is obviously part of the plan!

guys hurry up and get out here

OW

OUPH

CMON LETS GO

don’t be so foolish little boy

W@NKER

we don’t want to bl0w his cover and ruin the entire mission, right?

OUGH

Hmmmmm?

OUPH

I’LL TREAT THE FIRST ONE WHO HELPS ME TO SOME NICE FANFICTION N CHILL

FANFICTION AND CHILL?

y’know, it would be pretty annoying of us to cut off the episode right before the upcoming battle rig–

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 11 - Weeb Hunting with Steve Irwin

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Man, I barely got any dialogue this chapter.

This friccin sux, man.

At least you’re story relevant.

...you’re right. Sorry.

Oh, I kinda forgot you were here too.

You think your problems are bad?

I unlocked a new power over the timeskip that is actively destroying my social life!

Are you like, permanently glowing or something?

Like in Ixion Saga DT?

...No.

But my body will randomly explo–

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hey guys, Tobin here to explain the joke.

So basically, we got a hot springs episode, but it was only dudes. So scru off, male oriented fanservice.

also is orochimaru bl0wing up going to be a recurring gag now

That's for you to find out...

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF ADLDICLPNOS.