a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 10: The Hot Spring (Fanservice) Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

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I’M SO BOREDDDDDD

ARE WE THERE YET

IS THERE A BATHROOM AROUND HERE CAPTAIN YAH-MAY-TOE

we’ve been walking for like

30 FRIGGIN SECONDS

and this guy is whining like a pansy!

Y’all mates better bloody play nice, y’hear?

I’M AN ANNOYING LITTLE TAODLSIKFLAV

Sai’s from the land known as…

uh… how is it pronounced?

tambler?

tumor?

It’s pronounced Tumblr!

Ohhh, that explains it.

MY BU.TT CRACK HAS A TERRIBLE ITCH

CAN YOU SCRATCH IT FOR ME CAPTAIN YAH-MAY-TOE

...blimey.

we’ll just stop at the bloody burger king on the way okay

Hey, Steve Irwin.

Permission to execute Ninja Tactic #273?

Granted. Have at it mate.

OWWWWWW

Hey, I just realized if I click on Naruto, Sakura and Sai, nothing happens.

And they don’t show up on the minimap either.

So could they be…

GHOSTS?

nah they’re just so lacking in intelligence

they don’t even count as people

...aaaand how would we do that.

I heard getting nayked like this is a GREAT way to bond.

Sure enough, getting nayked like this is a GREAT way to bond.

...what the eternal sauna?

this really is an eternal sauna huh.

Some fanservice episode this turned out to be, huh.

There aren’t even any cute girls around.

Since Hanabi and Sakura are on the other side, and I’m not gonna peep on my apprentice like a friggin’ creep.

aaaaaay what’s the matter thare mate

got a problem having your tallywacker visible like that eh?

NO

THIS BOOK FLOATED IN FRONT OF MY FACE

AND I NEARLY HAD TO ASK SAI TO HOLD MY HEAD UNDERWATER

UNTIL I CLEANSED MY EYES OF THIS ABOMINATION

but i wrote that…

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

stop flaming you frickin prep!!1!1!!

hi guys, can I join in the fun?

wtf did I just disappear from the cutscene

dude...

OH GOD ITS MICHAEL BAY

I DON’T WANNA SEE MICHAEL BAY’S PEE PEE

AAALASIDFHSALDGVASP:GASJFHG:

Ninja sunflower seeds, guaranteed to make the victim hallucinate.

These are usually used for torturing shinobi of unallied nations.

Using these in just any situation is overkill, usually.

They can be extremely dangerous…

Last time we used them was on that spiderman guy back during the Danger Rangers arc.

Now what should I do with these little beauties?

Okay mates, y’all are gonna need a big solid meal to prep us for tomorrow.

Dig on in!

All right!

Hey Sakura, will you eat your peas? Or can I have ‘em?

...is this a shippy scene?

Why not have some of these here crab legs Naruto?

No thanks, I already have enough crabs of my own. I just want Sakura’s peas~

You already have WHAT?

I already have crabs!

And you want Sakura’s WHAT?

Her peas!

PFFfFPFFFfFffFTttttttTTTTTttt.

ARE ALL THE OTHER AUSSIES AS HILARIOUS AS YOU?

Possibly.

Whoa, whoa, hold on.

This sushi tastes a little different.

Yeah, I agree.

What’s in it anyways? Bugs?

Nah, just, y’know…

The usual sushi stuff.

Rice.

Fish.

Seaweed.

ninjasunflowerseeds.

What was that? :sus:

Seaweed.

:sus: :sus: :sus:

C’mon, I’m Australian. I would never lie.

..

He’s right! TIME TO EAT!

LATER THAT NIGHT

aaaaaay what’s the matter thare mate

gooooot a problem having your tallywacker visible like that eh?

I DON’T WANNA SEE MICHAEL BAY’S PEE PEE!

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an org@sm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You b@stard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHRHRRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRHRGGHGHGHGHGGHHGHHGHG

CLICK HERE FOR INTERMISSION

I hope y’all had a good sleep and are ready to see some dangerous animals in the wild!

YOU PUT NINJA SUNFLOWER SEEDS IN MY FOOD

WHY?!?!?!

...did I mention I hope y’all had a good night slep?

THATS IT IM BEATING YOU UP

hey this just gave me an idear.

How about we all fight each other

and see who wins?

Uhhhh–

THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!

I always wanted to beat the ever living snot out of Sai for being an annoying pr1ck.

C’mon Hanabi, let’s go.

Wait, I get screen time?

Wdym?

You got important screen time last arc, right?

..Yeah, I guess.

I promise you’ll get one important moment every arc.

Oh. Okay.

Nah jk.

Oof.

it really is hard to cram in extra characters when you already have to cram in your main character, amiright guys?

this is so sad, can we get 5 billion likes

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna join in!

...wait why am I fighting the entire team now with just Hanabae

Now things are FAIR and BALANCED.

NO THEYRE NOT

yah they are

senpai you forgot to equip super armor

I KNOW SHUT UP

Alright, time to see how tough you REALLY are.

VEGEMITE STYLE: SALT FOREST JUTSU

...you attack with…

Australia’s treasure, Vegemite.

These here vegemite tree forests also host all sorts of dangerous creatures.

Like the legendary DROP BEAR.

holy poo poo what is that

It’s a mammal native to the Australian wilds.

It drops from the trees on people’s heads…

and KILLS THEM.

bruh.

Also, wanna try some vegemite mate?

...That’s salty as eternal sauna, no.

Instead, why don’t you t@ste my FIST?

ow

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 10 - The Hot Spring Episode

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

MEAAANWHILE IN OROCHIMU’S LAIR

Sittin’ in my bed.

Ooh. Aah.

Sittin’ in my bed

Ooh. Ah.

Sittin’ in my bed

Ooh. Ah.

Sittin’ in my–

AAAAH

I’m here for your body…

Lord Orochimaru!

okay can you stop it with this Lord crap

I’m pretty sure I’m not your friggin’ lord if you wanna murder me in my bed.

I don’t understand what you’re saying, Lord Oro–

SERIOUSLY LORD IS NOT MY FIRST NAME!

THEN WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME?

IT’S JUST FRICKING OROCHIMARU!

THEN WHATS YOUR LAST NAME?

…

…

...

orochimaru.

BAAAAAAAAAH