a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 5: Ten out of Ten

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Watch the Season 1 Intro here!

...bruh.

Look at all those Dosus.

Hey, it’s me.

They’re pathetic, just like you.

No u.

No we.

Hey guys, I’m here to save the day–

...wtf are you guys doing?

please don’t breathe on me that’s creepy.

hi

We’re playing wh@ck-a-mole! Wanna join?

Hey, you’re not listening to me!

I got an anime question for all of you!

...Eh?

wut.

If your waifu is named after a historical figure

and the historical figure is a dude

...are you technically gay?

What do you mean?

Look!

This is Okita Souji, the historical figure!

And here’s also Okita Souji, the historical figure!

If this is your waifu… are you gay?

I got a question for you, man.

How many gacha games do you play?

About twenty.

Man, you really must have no life.

Are you a GACHA WHALE?

Er…

...maaaaAAAAAAAyyybe.

No, he’s a shark!

Let me show you how it’s done!

My jutsu ALWAYS gets everybody wet!

ALRIGHT, BOYSH!

...and girls?

Shut up Nine-Nine.

...

we made that joke already

I said, ALRIGHT BOYSH!

LET’S BEAT HIM WITH THE POWER OF YOUTH!

Why is that a question?

Heh heh heh.

He’ll never find me under the shea!

The sea?!!?

UNDER THE SEAAAAAA

UNDER THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DOWN WHERE ITS BETTER

DOWN WHERE ITS WETTER

*oh my, how l3wd*

TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEEE

Aw fiddlestichshs, I got figured out!

Time for Plan B…

...if only Neji were here to come up with a plan b for me!

Ah, yes, the wild Guy…

Fluttering gallantly in the water, like the majestic whale...

Just like a gazelle, so elegant and mysterious…

YEEEEEEEE

...oh my god I’m so tired of doing nothing

...Holy poo poo.

That cutie got some big *.

...tenten did get a nice glowup

dude look at lee and guy tho

“don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

PFFFFT

Hey, if I flex on him, will that make him go away?

You can try.

Dope.

Huhhh. I’ve been defeated.

But I can’t fall here.

I must RETREAT.

w...what.

n-no, i totally killed you.

Nah, I’m a plot important boss.

I’m gonna head down to Sea World with Itachi so we can see the whales.

We’re gonna spend some money on the Fire Emblem Heroes PASS together.

Cya.

AW MAN, WE LET HIM GET AWAY

...Prick.

Why is “Five Seal Barrier” in brackets?

IT’S PLOT IMPORTANT! OBVIOUSHLEE!

...get it

because lee? obviouslee?

...I wanna punch you.

This section is really just filler isn’t it.

yep

fight the copies

and open the seals

MEANWHILE…

Alright, let’s take attendance. Anyone who is not here, raise your hand.

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Me! Me! I’m not here!

Okay, looks like everyone’s here

Pain, pick me! I’m raising my hand! I’m not here!

Where’s the tortillas?

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...You said there’d be tortillas if we showed up. Honey Nut, you promised me.

I lied.

I just said that so you gently caressers would show up.

Hmph.

Hey, why is it pronounced tortillas if there’s two “L”s in there?

Shouldn’t it be pronounced “tor-tih-llas” instead of “tor-tee-yas”?

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HEY PAIN

I’m over here!

...oh my god.

Hey Pain I’m right here

Pain

Pain! Over here!

Hey Pain!

Hey! Pain! Woo! Hey! lsaidhfksldfjlsadkhf! I’m right here!

Hey pain!

Pain!

Peain! Pain! Painpeinpainpein!

WHAT IS IT KISAME.

DO YOU LIKE…

*snicker* *laugh* *chuckle*

...water?

...

*walks outside*

*muffled screaming*

*muffled “he’s just stup1d, he doesn’t KNOW ANY BETTER”*

*I SHOULD’VE JUST NOT ANSWERED THE QUESTION*

*walks back inside*

...yes.

yes I do.

Good, we have something in common!

High five!

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...We can’t, you nitwit. We’re holograms.

Now that I think about it… I just thought of something weird.

You always think of something weird, Michael Bay.

Pain, if you get hurt, do you use Pain-killers?

Stop.

Man, you favorite video game must be Max PAYNE.

STOP.

Those puns are so Peinful.

...or is it Painful?

...How do you spell your name, Pain?

Is it “Pain”?

or is it “Pein?”

It’s…

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Uhm…

Well, uh, that’s dependent on the translation.

Now can we just get to busine–

I think it’s spelled “peen”.

As in “Happeenis.”

Or “Peen Island”.

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...Did you hit your head on the way into this cave or something?

Can we please get started now? I wanna get something done.

Yes.

We need to extract the memes from Gaara of the Memes’s body.

But wait, Peen!

...Pain.

Won’t he die in the process?

...yes.

But who cares, it’s just the Kazekage. No one cares about him.

Now what I need all of you to do is just stand there in a circle and watch as I do this.

Then the Meme Energy will flow into all of us.

Hey Sasori, you’re awful quiet.

what’re you doing over there?

Uhhhh.

Nothing.

I’m definitely not watching The Shield Hero in this suit, and I’m 100% paying attention to everything you’re saying!

Man, Peen, you’re crazy.

...Pain.

Almost as crazy as that guy who thinks he’s black!

Dude, we ARE black!

No, we’re WHITE!

ANYWAYS…

let’s get to it. Time to extract the memes…

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...you don’t know how to do it, do you.

I am Indian tech support

I will help fix your computer

just shout some random cliché sounding elemental words and you’ll get it done

Oh, uh, okay.

Earth. Water. Fire. Wind.

Um, Ice. Rock. Lightning. Life. Chaos. Erm…

...Blood. Uh… Rice. Byakugan. Apathy. Memes.

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...it’s not working.

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...Sorry guys, this could take a while.

Just say random words till you pull it off, Peen! It won’t take long if you do that!

...I hate this. I hate you all.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 5: Ten out of Ten

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

I can’t believe I didn’t say anything this entire episode, eh!

The last scene you spoke was the one where you became the omega Canadian.

I’m sure that turned off some people to you.

But I’m a fan favorite, eh! Look at this awesome fanart I got! Eh!

...what the gently caress is that

OH GOD MY EYES

Derps has just let me know that I have forgotten to post the intermission for the past like, 3 episodes.

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