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Do I Care? 2
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Eps 2 - Michael Bay Ruins Everything

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



Cover art by Tecchen

Images provided by Do I Care?


Disclaimer: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Viz Media, Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This Let’s Play is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release. Cause we’re ninjas. Not pirates.


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BEACH EPISODE!


BEACH EPISODE!


BEACH EPISODE!


oh god…


M E A N W H I L E I N T H E B E A C H E P I S O D E


Hmm… This is the perfect set for my next movie.


...Hmm… Y’know, my life is kinda nice.


I can boss around the village now…


I’ve got a nice girlfriend…


But I really don’t want to do any work today.


Baki is probably going to make me work anyways tho.


Stup1d dumb dumb.


Hmm… I need an excuse to not work today.


…!



Hm hm hm…


If I steal that clay bird and fly away…


They’ll never catch me!



Target eliminated.


Good job, Zaku.


We’re in the clear.


So uh… why are we here again?


We’re here to assassinate the Kazekage…


Gaara. Of the Memes.


...Why are we assassinating the Kazekage?


Cause he killed me back in Season 2.


...You’re petty.


No I’m not.


I mean, you’re still alive, right?


...Yeah, I guess… sorta… kinda… idk.


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Do I Care? 2
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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 2: Michael Bay Ruins Everything

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Watch the Season 1 Intro here! (youtube link)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpx.xlT8EGLg

Remove the dot between the two Xs to get the url (thanks, forum! thanks, youtube!)


OY!


...what’s going on there? Did someone beat us to the punch?



OY!


Dude, that’s nasty.


Dude, that’s k1nky.



HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!


DO YOU KNOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW WHO I AM?!!?!?!??!!??11?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?1


...Gimme your bird.


DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM FAMOUS MOVIE DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY!


YOURE A BAD MOVIE ACTOR SHUT UP IMMA KILL-


…



A SUPER SOAKER! NOOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS



ASDGFDHGNFDHMTRYI


Well this is kind of pathetic.


WTF HE DIDNT EVEN FIRE THE SUPER SOAKER AT YOU!


WHO TF MADE THIS JOKER THE KAZEKAGE


you did


OH gently caress U RIGHT





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Do I Care? 2
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Hi.


Wtf?


Wtf?


WTF?


...Why are there cats on your clothes?



Why are you here?


I’m the Main Character, right? That means I’m omnipresent.


Even if it destroys any and all sense of plot.



Did someone say…


Bugs?



Wanna buy some bu-


NO!


...Man, second episode in and I’m already getting shot down.


This is really BUGGING me.


...You su.ck.





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CLICK HERE FOR INTERMISSION




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Do I Care? 2
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Hey, uh, Dosu.


Yeah?


Which side are we gonna take?


Uh… obviously the chad side.


Sooo… we’re not going to become international terrorists by trying to murder the Kazekage?


Yeah, let’s just attack the other guy instead.


The one who looks like an international terrorist.


So now we’re… part of the CIA?


...Wat?


A new challenger, eh?


Let me show you my top tier special effects!


EXUUUUUPUUUULOOOOOOSIIIIIONNN!




Hmph.


Ooh! My turn!


I got him! See that?


Pfft, that’s nothing. Let me show you how it’s done.



And now to steal everyone else’s glory!


Because that’s my job as the protagonist.


...Who the eternal sauna are you again?


MEME COFFIN!



I’ve got you now.



Huh… that didn’t work?


Strange. That usually works.


It didn’t work last time with bon3rman.


You shut up.



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Do I Care? 2
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Well, my dear Memelord.


Do you know what this is?



...Do I Care?


Pffft.


Well… as a very skilled movie artist…


I ALWAYS know how to make something go boom.


REQUIRED BACKGROUND MUSIC HERE


poo poo.


Nailed it.


I’m gonna make millions from this film.


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Do I Care? 2
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On 2020-02-03 08:55:30 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Oh poo poo.


He just stole our assassination target!


Uhh, why am I here again?


a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 2: Michael Bay Ruins Everything

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life



So, Michael Bay, you captured the Kazekage?


Yep. Pathetic guy.


I also blew up some buff guy.


No you didn’t!


And some other wannabe assassins.


…


I hate you.


i’m surprised you even managed to beat someone.


wait why?


your powers are pathetic, michael bay


you make clay figures that a 5th grader would make in art class.


hey gently caress you!


dont you get hot inside that stup1d metal suit thing?


it’s not a suit, you normie.


it’s COSPLAY.


it has built in air conditioning.


well i could certaninly use some of that. it’s too hot around here.


The director has to be in good shape to direct, right?


...gently caress you too.


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Do I Care? 2
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I talked about it with Derps, and we're thinking about doing shorter episodes, maybe once a week – every Tuesday night.

This, of course, goes against everything we've done in the past since we've never really scheduled episode releases and went on our own time.

Perhaps a schedule could do us some good, though.

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Dosu
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Holy * it's Dosu.

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