I can’t wait to show off my new Shippuden outfit!

HEY WTF ENDULECSENPAI WHATRE YOU DOING IN THE WAY OF MY GLORY SHOT

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...wtf are you wearing?

It’s my Shippuden clothes.

...that looks ridiculous.

You gonna fight in THAT?

M E O W ~~~

uhh… erm…

...I hate you all. Shut up.

Hey there.

Oh I know you.

You do?

Your name started with an N…

is it ni-

NO MY NAME’S NOT NATURO, IT’S NOT gently caressing NIIINO

IT’s NARUTO

...Dude...

Uh…

Y...eah… Definitely.

Lots of progress.

Definitely not just spending for a Shippuden outfit.

That is super badbu.tt.

Hey.

WAIT WTF WHEN DID YOU GET THERE

I heard someone talking about their new Shippuden outfit.

But all I see here is a crazy cat lady.

PFFFFFFFFFT

…

I’m so gonna beat you up.

I trained over the tiem skip.

I guarantee it.

...doicare

Yes?

...theres something wrong with that sentence.

...Yes.

I see a pattern.

magic hands kakshi

lmao

“touching” scene

get it because he touches ki–

I think we’ve already met our quota of inappropriate jokes.

So we’re gonna beat up Kakashi now right guys?

YEAH!

YEAH!

Yes sir! Senpai! Sir!

...

...Idontcare why is a 12 year old fighting with you

She’s my protege! My Cursed Child! I’m her enabler.

...I think you’ve been watching too much Black Bullet.

That anime isn’t even that good.

YOU SHUT UP MY BATTLE LOLI ANIME IS GREAT

...doicare

you know they’re right

you know you only put her on your team because of the remarks she makes when you feed her

...I gently caressing hate you, man.

...I also just realized this is going on the internet for everyone to see.

gently caress my life.

CLICK HERE FOR INTERMISSION

(youtube link)

So uh.. why are we doing this again?

if you get the bells

we’ll cut out the guardian shinobi arc in ADLDICLPNO

Holy poo poo.

we gotta get them bells

but i kinda like that arc

sHUT THE GENTLY CARESS UP

Alright, let’s see what nardo can do post-timeskip

...really? That’s it?

Pfft.

YOU SHUT UP

WHAT CAN YOU DO HUH? HUH HUH HUH?

Lemme show you.

That’s… exactly the same attack

that you had before

So we’re in the same boat.

…

...yes.

Hey, pay attention to me!

Actually, joke’s on you.

I lied.

I DID learn a new technique. Check this out.

BUFF STYLE: GROUND FLEX JUTSU!

...Ngl, that’s pretty impressive.

Doing that by flexing alone?

I’m a badbu.tt.

no.

Yes.

no.

Now for the finisher!

ERQ#TW$EAREYHSJYDTRSTHEARWG

i gently caressing hate you

...wait a minute a cinematic?

It’s well animated, at least.

But now you have to kill me again!

OH CRAP HE TOO STRONK SHARINGAN IS TOO OP

...jk it’s too early in the series for that

Okay.

Hanabi, prove your worth as my protege!

Will do.

...Now this was humiliating.

A “real mission”?

What are we, kids?

And I didn’t want to do a mission.

whoops i dropped these papers

whatever shall i do

should we.. pick them up?

Uh…

gently caress it, let’s do it

NARUTO NO

these papers don’t even have any writing on them

ding ding ding! youve been chosen!

...For what?

a drawing for participants on this mission!

I hate you so much Kakashi.

So wtf do we do.

We’re going to go visit Gaara.

Did you say…

Gaara?

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT BOYS, IT’S FLASHBACK TIME BAYBEEEEEEEEE

I remember when...

GODdrat IT TSUNADE TRIGGERED THIS FREAKIN FLASHBACK AND NOW WE’LL BE HERE FOR 50 FRIGGIN YEARS

I remember when… however many years when…

when Gaara gently caressing murdered Dosu…

...when Gaara wore some really nice rear end shoes…

man, those were nice shoes.

I remember that time he had a gourd on his back

and sometimes SAND would come outta that.

Sooo… WHY are we visiting him?

Well, we’re gonna have our…

BEACH EPISODE.

...Beach Episode?

Fanservice episode.

This ain’t anything without a fanservice episode.

...Ooh.

Remember Baka and Test? The first episode of season 2 was a beach episode.

...You do know there’s no ocean coastline in the Land of Sand, right?

Shut up.

There’s probably like a lake or something.

That’s enough for me.

You just want to see GSN don’t you.

...I gently caressing hate you.

You know what this calls for boys?

ROAD TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

AND THEN AFTER TAHT

BEACH EPISOOOOOODE

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 1: New Shippuden Clothes

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

HEY KAKASHI WILL YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN

I’M THE DRIVER SO I GET THE AUX CORD OKAY?!

I thought the shotgun was supposed to get that.

No u.

...I gently caressing hate you.

...Would it make you feel better if I told you a story?

…

…

...Settle down, y’all. I know you’re excited.

Man I remember my amazing teammates as a genin.

Who could forget that lovely flower Rin.

SD*DSHFDJGKYUDTJYSRTEA

Or that crazy knucklehead Obito.

DASFGDHRSJYETKUSRYZAUSETGJB

And even my totally alive sensei, Minato–

dfsagDHSTRJYETKRUSKUEL

I said, TOTALLY ALIVE SENSEI.

ETARDYTSJDKUYILRO$&IRYDUT

TOTALLY ALIVE-

SCREW YOU ALL YOU’RE BEING TOO LOUD THAT’S IT I’M PLAYING MY 3DS

...naruto.

YOUR 3DS’S STUP1D MUSIC IS TOO GODdrat LOUD

IT’S DROWNING OUT MY NETFLIX.X.X.X.X.X

This car has netflix?

Naruto.

YOURE PLAYING WITH A gently caressing MICROWAVE

THE SALESMAN SAID IT WAS A 3DS SHUT UP

...I’m more astonished that you even brought a microwave in your pants.

...

BUT THE SALESMAN SAID IT WASNT A MICROWAVE, IT WAS A 3DS-

Naruto.

Shut up.

gently caress the salesman.

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...

.

BUT THE SALESMAN SAID-

Naruto

If you say that again I’m gonna take that microwave

and I’m gonna gently caress you with it

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...

...

BUT THE SALESMAN SAID-

...that’s it.

MAGIC HANDS TIME!!! 100000 YEARS OF DEATH RAAAAP!

THE SALESMAN SAID IT NOT ME! NOTME!

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...

...Kakashi why are you doing 1000 years of death on Orochimaru?

When did he even get here?

...can we just get to the beach episode already?

I wanna see me some beach babes.

hi

Oh hey! It's the new season!

Everything's new, it's the future!