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[ Fanfiction ] Funny Moments of MB: The Darkslayer (Part 7)

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1st Comic: "Midnight at work"

Scarlet: Ok, bro. I Guess you know what do you have to do.

*Midnight nods. Suddenly, somebody calls at the telephone*.

Midnight *picks up the telephone*: Hello?

Unknown person: This is Devil May Cry?

Midnight: No, I'm Midnight. *cuts the conversation*

Scarlet: What the hell, dude?!

Midnight: What?

Scarlet: You should start the conversation, saying "Devil May Cry", not a freaking "hello?".

Midnight: Oh... oops, my mistake.

*Somebody calls at telephone*

Midnight *picks up the telephone*: Devil May Cry.

Unknown person: WE NEED HELP! A POWERFUL DEMON IS ATTACKING THE CITY!

Midnight: Hear me, weakling. Face the demon like a man, that's all. *cuts the conversation*

Scarlet: *shocked*

Midnight: This is a waste of time. Don't call me again for this. *opens a portal with the Yamato*

2nd Comic:

Kazuya: Dad, we should go somewhere someday. You tell it when and where. I'll be ready, waiting for you.

Midnight: ...

*Later that day*

Azure *blushed*: Oh, Kazu... you're a big boy. I love you.

Kazu *blushed*: I love you too... Auntie Azure... *approaches to her lips*

*Suddenly, a portal has been opened in that room*

Midnight: Hey, son. Do you wanna walk a while on the park with me?

Kazu *embarrased*: NOT NOW, DAD!

Azure *embarrased*: MIDNIGHT, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Midnight: ... ok.

3rd Comic:

Scarlet: Kazu is my favourite nephew. He loves his "funcle".

Midnight: Nonsense. He loves me more than you. I'm his father after all.

Breeze: Why don't you 2 test your strength? The winner is the one who Kazu loves more.

*Midnight and Scarlet took the right hand of the other one, and they put the elbow on the table. Both devils started to push to the other side with force*

Midnight and Scarlet: ...

Scarlet SDT: YOU WON'T BEAT ME! KAZU LOVES MORE HIS FAVOURITE "FUNCLE"!

Midnight SDT: STOP WASTING YOUR TIME! HE LOVES MORE HIS FATHER, THAN A IDIOT DEVIL MIDGET!

*Having said that, Kazuya appeared, and with his energy wings, took Midnight's and Scarlet's head, and he crushed both heads into a wall. Both devils deactivated their SDT form*

Kazuya *angry*: STOP FIGHTING YOU 2!

4th Comic:

*Everybody were on the house. Scarlet was seeing TV while he was eating a pizza, Kazuya and Azure were passing a "cute moment", Breeze was painting his nails on black, and Midnight was meditating. Suddenly, I've appeared xD*

Indra *with a box on his hands*: Hey, people! I have a present for everybody!

Scarlet: Hi, boss. What do you have there?

Indra: Kazu, Azure, come here.

*Both persons went to the room*

Midnight: What do you have there?

Indra: T-shirts for everybody!

*Midnight recieved a T-shirt with a title that says: *The Most Powerful and Bada$$ father*. Breeze recieved a T-Shirt with a title that says: *The Most Beautiful Mother in this World*. Azure recieved a T-shirt with the title: *The Most Kawaii "Funtie"*. Scarlet recieved a T-shirt with a title that says: *Funcle. Like a dad, but funny and charismatic*. And finally, Kazu recieved a T-shirt with the title: *Daddy's Motivation and Mommy's Cute Baby*.

Indra: I hope you like it! *dissapears*

Kazuya: *very angry growl*

5th Comic:

Random question of a reader: How would be Midnight like a human cat?

Neko Midnighty-chan: WHAT THE F*CK?! WHY I'M A CAT?!

Breezy-kun: Owww... you're so cute like a kitty! *pets him*

Neko Midnight: DON'T TOUC- heh... hehehe... *purrs*

6th Comic:

*Scarlet meets M*

Scarlet: So... who are you?

M *reading*: "I have no name... I am but two days old".

Scarlet: ...

M: Just kidding. You can call me M.

Scarlet: Midnight? It's that you? That's the book you always were reading?

M *hides the book*: Uh... I don't know what are you talkin-

Scarlet: Yes. Your eyes are the same, but more darker. And besides, why are you dressed with that? And, my gosh, why do you paint your nails on black? Did you stealed Breezy's nail polish?

M: Uh... stop saying nonsen-

Scarlet: COME ON! BE MORE CREATIVE, DUDE! M? SERIOUSLY?

M *crying like a idiot*: I'm sorry. Help me to recover my old body.

Scarlet: Haha, don't worry, dude. Your little brother Scarletty will help you.

7th Comic *family moment*:

*Breeze came into her house*

Breezy: Hi, people!

Kazu: Hello, mom. Where did you went?

Breeze: Mommy has a surprise for you. Look! *shows to Kazu her tattoo on her arm. Breeze tattooed Kazu's name*

Kazuya *blushed*: Oh... cute.

Breeze: Thank you! Besides, I've made a belly piercing, hehe.

Kazuya: Why?

Breeze: I wanted to make that long time ago, but my dads never let me do that. Now I'm an adult, and I control my own life.

Kazuya: I see. And dad have any tattoo?

*Midnight appears with a ear piercing*

Midnight: No, I haven't. The only thing I have, is this ear piercing and the ANBU mark on my left arm.

Kazuya: Nice. Who made you that?

Midnight: The piercing made it your mother. I've made the ANBU mark long time ago.

Kazuya: Nice. If you have time, I wanna a ear piercing too, mom.

Breeze: Okay, son. Later I'll make you that.

8th Comic:

Scarlet *with DMC5 EX Dante's clothes*: Look at this! I love more this clothes than the other ones.

Kazuya: Hmpf, whatever.

Scarlet: I bet you, that your father has the same clothes, when he started to date with your mother.

Kazuya: Yeah, sure.

*Midnight heard that, and he took off his black coat, and he started to shake it, taking off the smoke on it*

Midnght *with DMC5 EX Vergil's clothes*: Much better.

Kazuya: THAT'S HORRIBLE!




This post was last edited by IndraBlaze24 on 2019-09-14 22:51:02.
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On 2019-09-15 16:00:03Show this Author Only
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After that, Scar would never ask Mid to pick up the phone :)))))))))))

Oh my, he never washed his clothes :v

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  • Hina Devil On 2019-09-15 16:00:03
  • After that, Scar would never ask Mid to pick up the phone :)))))))))))

    Oh my, he never washed his clothes :v

Yup, hehehe~

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