1st Comic:

*Midnight sits next Kazuya, while he sharps his Red Queen*

Midnight *thinking*: Curious, TERRIBLY curious. Is he my son really? Am I sit next my own flesh and blood? Yes, I remember "pass time" with Breezy-Breezy 18 years ago, but why I never got the idea she was pregnant? Hm...

*18 years ago*

Scarlet: Hey, Midnighty. Your girlfriend it's a little fatter than before.

Midnight: Is that so...? Well, she started to eat a little more. Maybe it's nothing.

*3 months later*

Breeze: Hey, dear, what would you like it to be? A boy or a girl?

Midnight: A lie.

Breeze: *soft laugh*

*1 month later*

Breeze: How I like the idea of being the mother of a devil baby...!

Midnight: *smoking* Hm... why did you said that?

Breeze: *growl*

*2 months later*

Breeze: I'M PREGNANT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, YOU WHITE HAIRED DEVIL IDIOT!

*In the present*

Midnight: Maybe I'm an idiot, but I can catch a hint.

2nd comic:

*Dante meets Scarlet and Midnight meets Vergil*

Dante: *looks Scarlet*

Scarlet: *looks Dante*

Dante: Hmm... those clothes doesn't suit with you.

Scarlet: What are you saying?

Dante: *gives a bag with clothes* Here, put this clothes.

Scarlet: O-Okay...

*5 minutes later*

*Scarlet appeared with DMC5 Dante's clothes*

Scarlet: How do I see?

Dante: *thumbs up* Jackpot!

*Midnight and Vergil looks Scar and Dante*

Midnight and Vergil: Foolishness.

*Both white haired boys sees themselves*

Midnight: Hm...

Vergil: Hm...

Midnight: You're like me. White hair, blue eyes, we have our swords on the same place, we're faster and powerful, and besides...

Vergil: We're so smart and cute.

Midnight: *copies Vergil's hairstyle* How do I see?

Vergil: *faster, he puts his DMC3 clothes to Midnight* NOW I'M MOTIVATED!

3rd Comic:

*2:00 AM*

Scarlet: *comes into Azure's room with a 2-year Kazuya*

Azure: *wokes up and rubs her eyes* Huh...?

Scarlet: Azure, the kid won't stop crying! I think he wants to be with you!

Kazuya: *crying*

Azure: Oh... you had a nightmare, my dear baby? *holds Kazu with her hands and hugs him* It's okay, your Auntie Azure is here. Let's sleep together.

Scarlet: *sigh* Welp, I'll just go to...!

Kazuya: SCKARLET TU! (Scarlet too) *holds Scar's arm* SCKARLET SHLEP HIR TUU! (Scarlet can sleep here too)

Azure *blushed*: N-NO! I WON'T SLEEP WITH A MIDGET VIRGIN ON MY SIDE!

Scarlet *blushed*: "M-Midget virgin"?! And you're a crazy monstrous and freaking woman! I won't sleep with you!

Kazuya: *starts to cry again*

*5 minutes later*

Kazu: *sleeping happy*

Scarlet: The bed is very small...

Azure: I-If you do something out of normal... I'll kill you!

Scarlet: I won't do anything! Lil' Kazu is happy...

4th Comic:

Kazuya: Hey, dad! Do you insult while are you fighting?

Midnight: Well, sometimes I say "sc*m" and "foolishness". Why?

Kazuya: I wanted to know.

Breeze: The dinner is ready, you guys!

Azure: It's pizza!

Kazuya: How we'll gonna cut the pizza? All the knives are dirty.

Midnight: Well, I'll use my summoned swords, so I ca-

Scarlet: Don't worry, It's already cutted. I've used the Yamato.

*uncomfortable silence*

Scarlet: ... oh, oh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk

Scarlet: *running for his life* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

Midnight SDT: GET OVER HERE, YOU F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T! I'LL RIP YOU F*CKING AND SH*TTY HEAD OFF! *flying with a cheesed Yamato*

Breeze: *takes a picture*

Kazuya: That's new.

Azure: *sigh* Best friends... I can't understand them...

5th Comic:

*Crimson talking with the creator of this fanfic*

Crimson: Hey bro, don't you think that it's time to put me in the story?

IndraBlaze24: ...

Crimson: Yes, I'm talking to you! The idiot who made this fanfic!

IndraBlaze24: Maybe I'm a idiot, but this is my fanfic, and I put the rules.

Crimson: Your rules are horrible! In fact, your fanfic is tras*!

IndraBlaze24: Calm down, you ginger douchebag. One of the reasons I don't put you in the fanfic, it's because I don't like you. You're only on the beginning of the fanfic, so you can consider yourself like a "headcannon" character of my fic.

Crimson: Hmpf.

IndraBlaze24: What are you waiting for? Morrison gived you money to buy pizzas for tonight. Go now to buy them.

Crimson: Oh, it's true! *runs*

IndraBlaze24: ... what a douchebag.