NO, MY OTOGAKURE CLOTHES!

...did I just tear a hole through your clothes?

uh…

wooooOOOOOps.

You better pray to God and all that is hole-y that I don’t accidentally strip you.

This isn’t that kind of series you dingus!

AAAAH, MY OTOGAKURE SCARF!

We get it. You’re from Otogakure.

THAT’S IT I’M KILLING YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT

uh… but people die when they are killed?

NO SHUT UP

no u.

I… uh… erm…

You’ve got a pretty killer mindset, ngl.

Good pun, right?

oh that’s hot

Imeanwhat

:thinking:

Hmm… I wonder if I can try this poo poo pickup line that Ino told me to use on girls.

It’s so garbage, but maybe it’ll actually work.

Cause she looks drunk as absolute gently caress.

He-ey, girl.

E-eh?

Are you sand?

Because you FINE.

....

…

...Well, it was worth a–

Not gonna lie, that was pretty good.

Braaaaaavo.

o.o

Your hair is bad.

You think too highly of yourself.

And, most importantly, you have a girlfriend and I don’t.

…

I think I wanna cry now.

Soooooooo.

Do you think Shikamaru’s gonna be alive by the time we get to him?

No.

Of course he is.

Don’t you know how this anime works?

Eh?

Shikamaru’s got the Plot Armor jacket.

He’ll be fiiiiiiiiiiine.

Tell that to Genma.

IT STILL HURTS!

YOU FORGOT YOUR SHOTGUN TO THE FIGHT YOU IDIOT

BECAUSE IT WAS CONFISC@TEDDDDD!

...I can’t move… her genjutsu is too strong.

Wait… what’s… what’s happening to me?

Hey, derps.

wot

Why are you giving Idontcare so much screen time in last episode?

Since he’s been so infrequent in the past few episodes.

so we can give the illusion that the shikamaru tayuya fight is taking a loooooooooong time?

lol

ok give me a moment to find the–

...Wait derps what’s that–

what’s what?

The website you just-

not important lol, let’s just move on ok

INTERMISSION

...Was that your 20th beer?

God, how much have you drank?

my boyfriEND IS Too TAll fOr ME to kiSs HiM on ThE LIPs. WhAT sHouLD i Do?

Punch him in the stomach.

Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Tackle him!

Dump him for someone better, like me.

Kick him in the shin.

NO TO ALL OF THESE!

Just… ask me to lean down.

>tfw the stuff you say is so important that you wake up from a comatose state to complain about it

that’s kidomaru in a nutshell.

...

…

...i miss kIDOMARUUUUUU

...?!!

...it’s okay.

everything will be just fine.

the spider threads of fate will guide you to happiness once more.

Really?

I really hope so.

I mean, I feel like… we got a connection, y’know?

You like puns, I like puns…

Oh yeah.

It’s like we’re twiiiiiiiiiins.

your name must be Wi-Fi, because I swear I’m feelin’ a connection…

Well, y’know, you remind me of Jirobo’s asthma.

You just like… take a man’s breath away.

You’re just that stunning.

heEEEy.

wanna date?

Huh?

i saiD, WaNnA DaTe?

Hmm…

So an extremely cute lady seems genuinely infatuated with my ability to make witty comebacks related to wordplay and wants to spend more intimate time with me?

I mean, why wouldn’t I?

10 MINUTES LATer

...W-wait, how did this happen agai-

yooOOOOUUUU TELLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

12 MINUTES LATer

disclaimer: ADLDIC Co. and all affiliated affiliates do not necessarily support this crack ship. We just thought it could be punny.

L is for the way you look at me…

o is FOR The onLY oNe I SEE…

V is for very, very extraordinary…

Egg.

Er… hi.

WTF IS THIS TRANSLATION OMEGALUL

WAIT HOW LONG WERE YOU HE–

GOD THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA TALK ABOUT A CRACK SHIP

Alright shady boi stand up and put your Richard Nixon away

we gotta PUSH THE PLOT FORWARDS y’know

...

...ya serious?

I find love and a moment of happiness and you have the AUDACITY TO RUIN–

...didn’t she have a thing for Kidomaru?

Maybe she just likes guys with that type of haircut.

Since y’know your hairs look prett-tty similar.

Oh and puns too I guess.

Enjoy being someone’s sloppy seconds, you stup1d pun guy.

SHUT UPPPPPP

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

SHE ISNT EVEN FIGHTING WTF

sloppy translation/10

I’ve had enough of this * crack ship.

And I’m tired of being irrelevant in this Let’s Play!

Shikamaru X Temari is omega canon, and I’ll prove it right here and right now!

MAGIC WIND FERRET!

da hell?

Uguuuu…

I had just… found love again…

drat you… Temari…

Excuse me sir, we heard a report that–

OH MY SWEET WAIFU’S BUBBLY MUFFINS WHAT HAPPENED HERE

...Who are you?

I’m Akuma from the Ninja Environmental Protection Agency.

NEPA for short.

We got a tip that people were damaging the environment in these parts.

And, well, as I can see.

ONE of you is responsible.

uh… it was Tayuya! it was her! that b–

Wait, wha–

Well, I’m sorry ma’am but I’m gonna hafta put you under arrest?

For-r-r-r- wHAt?

You’re in strict violation of section 29.10.0982 of the Konoha Charter.

Severe pruning without a permit.

W-w-hat? I didn’t do anything!

The only crime I committed was the crime of falling in love with this guy who was chasing after the kid I helped kidnap!

...and underage drinking. That too.

*hic*

Uh-huh… You should really stop before the charges roll higher, ma’am. I’m gonna take you to prison right now.

CURSE YOU TEMARIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU HAVENT HEARD THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEEE

SHIKAMARUUUUU I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

...You don’t actually like her do you.

Um…

please say no.

uh… no, of course not.

Not at all.

No way.

Nope.

No way in eternal sauna.

Not like I thought she was cute or anything.

Huh. What are the chances that a NEPA guy would show up?

Well, he said he WAS tipped off… but by whom?

I guess we’ll never know.

But maybe-

Nope. I GUESS WE’LL never know.

Hehehe…

It’s all going according to my plan.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Hey derps.

hey what?

Look what I got.

...w0t?

A new haremette, obviously?

uh… dude you’re canonically take–

We’ve been over this. I’m a playb0y.

...goddrat it she’s too smart

you’re just creepy doicare

you know what doicare is for short?

dic.

...I hate you, derps.

Aoba of the Door finally strikes... o.o

Nice story and i didn't remember tayuya was that cute