ok this is the fore word because my oc needs context/ Shadowlord is my nutoto oc I made for a school project here it is/.

Here is his profile:

his name is shadowlord megareaper and he has the power to throw 2 shurikens at once. nobody have been able to beat him because of him techinque.he c*so also kill people bi looking at them but he doesnt do it that often because he believes that killing is wrong. that is why he has his mangeku insta kirru eye covered by the naruto head protector. he is best friends with naruto and sasuk and sascura and all the other people. He is a big rival of bortudu and has big fights with him every day. He is also a master of the *y jitsu ;) but he got banned from the mall after he took his belt off. :(.. Another rellly cool thing about shadowlord is that he was never given candy by his mom as a child and a kid so now all he eats is candy made from his enemies. but he still loves his mom so he uses her secret candy recipe jinjo. he also fought reaper from the overwatch game by activaision blizzard and he made him cry like a baby and mercy saw and now mercy is shadowlords girlfriend.

Name; shadowlord bigreader

likes: naruto, sasuke, sacura, mcr, slipnot, nightcore, candy. his mom

dislites: boruto and reaper from overwatch by activision blizard tm, killing, head protectors, bullies, his mom

You might know this OC from nurotolover3832 and thats me but i forgot my password and now I made a new one after searching for it for 5 months and i never found it :(. ok i;m sure ur tired of reading this message and want to get to the juicy fanfiction so i'll get to that now.

FACFICTION STARTS HERE (

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Shadowlord looked at his iPhone 7 and sighed.

"I am so sad that I have to download illegal copies of the mcr™albums instead of bying them on itunes™ "

sudddenetyedly Tyson form the acclaimed beyblade series tm appeared adn said

"SHADOWLORD! I CHALLENDGE YOU TO A BEY BAT TLE"

"no

Shadowlord did not bother to trifle himself with a meer bey battle because that kind of childish game is below him because hes a teenager and doest like kids things because he is mature and he can walk down the street to the gas station to buy powerade but his mom says no because she thiinks strange men will come and kidnaphim. Little does she know that he knows that he knows that he c*e his chris kill jutsu to drive away all strange mans (or womens I do not discirmminate)(chris is a person who approaches underage chidlren and offeres them candy that taste bad so Shadowlord doesnt like him).

After thinking about this fact for a moment Shadowlord slaps tyson for wasting his time. and then uses his chris kill jutso on him to make sure that tyson is not a chris. (he isn't according to the official unofficial bey wiki(so he is still alive because the chirs kill jutso only works on chris's)). Shadolord walks away and leaves tyson to his childish beyblades and a thought comes to him. "I may not want a bey battle but I want a real battle" and he thought of buroto and his * face. SHadowlord really doesnt like borito because one time he ate his candy. But shadowlord knew that borruto was going to eat his candy so he dosed it with industrial grade laxatives which caused a severe allergic reaction in boruto and he had to go to the latipsoh (like if you know that reference XD). So now Shadowlord go to find boturto who is out of the latipsoh since that incident happened yesterday and he just got discharged.

"Boro this is the final battl!" Shadowlord says to boruto in the big battle field.

"Yes" says Showldlowrd to Boruto

Shadowlord faced boruto with a large bottle of even more industrial grade laxatives labeled "big laxatives they are industrial grade A+, its big".

Bortoto looked at the laxative bottle with horror beause he is allergic to that chemical formula. Quickly, bottl makes a strategy to defeet Shadowlord and that strategy is to stab shadowlord in the face.

Borut jumps with great strength and grace and power and leaps at Shadowlord. Shadowlord has been dousing his kunai with laxatives because his laxatives can be absorbed through the blood stream. He looks at burnard and smiles with a knowing grin. Burot sees the smile and quickly uses his jutsu that he has to avoid the attack that will never come. Using the years of living in a beaten down illegal poker den Shadowlord knew just how to pull off a bluffs, especially when dosing his knives with extremely powerful laxatives and or lubricant.

"Baryard this is how you fall" Shadowlord said with a sly sneer. With the force of one thousand moons, (the moon makes the waves in the ocean I learned that in science class) He absolutly chucked that kunai and it landed directly into a tree.

"Hah, I guess your aim is bad * idiot, I bet you wet your bed when you sleep in it haha". b said as he smiled at shadowlords apparent blunder. But his smile soon fell as he saw Shadowlord was still smiling. His face fell further when he realized that the kunai in the tree was still moving. Upon closer look, the kunai was in half!! The other half of the kunai was still around, sneaking through the grass with a swish swash sound. The sound of the swish swash along with the sound of the laxatives dripping from the tip of the kunai made btot wet his undies.

Swish

Swash

The blade gets closer, Shadowlord sees borton's ugly face sweat.

Swish

Swash

"Shadowlord! how did you make the kunai move through the grass with in the swish swash way!" burto excalmated

"Heh, it is simple burtato, I have used my special possession jutsu to give the kunai a mind of it's own! Right now I have imbued my hidden blade friend with the spirit and mind of my best friend Jerry, from the illegal poker joint that I lived at. He died of a heart attack from chain smoking 4 ninja cigarette packs a day, now his spirit holds a grudge against anyone who smokes tabacco or weeds.

Burnado stopped lighting the massive doobie that he held in his hand, and slowly turned around.

The ninja knife said one thing before burturo saw no more.

"Smoking is bad and you will go to hell before you die"

Shadowlord scoffed at burt one last time as his sapient knive leaped into bortu's mouth, giving him an (un)healthy dose of laxative, and then plunged into his pathetic man purse where he keeps his epi pens, piercing the precious pancea's ninja-plastic body, spilling the content into a moist mess leaving burt grasping in vain as every tiny wheeze of air took the effort of moving mountains.

"if the pen is mightier than the sword then the the knife is mightier than the epi-pen" Shadowlord whispered to himself, as he turned off the slipnot album that he had been blaring from his iphone 7 tm the entire fight.

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they censured some of my friking words so i changed them thanks for reading thanks