Didn’t know you were a bottom, Kabuto. Though it makes sense that Orochimaru’s a top.

:wink:

...You know, making jokes about the translation is getting old now.

Agreed, let’s just beat you up instead. Torune!

Hey guys, look! Fireworks!

...Except it’s bug fireworks.

Pretty.

Not as pretty as–

Oh crap oh crap we’re going against a bug dealer?

This is bad. I need backup!

...Did Kabuto just give birth?!

I knew it! Kabuto was pregnant all along!

...with whose kid?

…

…

…

...uh.

Holy poo poo.

For a woman whose bulk is mostly in only two places, she sure packs a punch.

Seriously, look at those noodle arms!

AUGHALSKGHBLADF *cough* *choke*

The hell was that for?!

Why’d you just shove bugs up my nose?!

That’s how you do these things.

You snort them.

No, I don’t want any! I don’t want any BTDs!

...Bug Transmitted Diseases?

...If you don’t accept our hospitality, fine.

BEGONE THOT!

Hey Idontcare.

huh? what?

You did like, nothing this entire episode.

uhhh.... well neither did you too huh?!

What’s that in your hand?

...nothing in particular.

Nothing at all.

Alright boys, climax time.

Let’s beat up Orochimu one more tie!

Time.

Time to put my training to good use!

FU3KING FLASAASADLKGHASLFBUAKCBIAOIDSGHL

Okay, ANBU cadets.

For the next 72 hours, we’re gonna live off of whatever nature sends our way.

See that stream? That’s our drinking water.

See those berries? That’s our breakfast.

Hey, Teach, see that skeleton?

That’s our future.

How long have you been training to become a rear end in a top hat?

You can’t address me like that boy! I’m one of the Three Sannin!

Sorry.

How long have you been training to become a rear end in a top hat, honorable Orochimaru of the three Sannin?

Hey, bug man.

I never got revenge for what you did to me last time.

So… watch your back.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shino is down! I repeat, Shino is down!

You’re worse than magic mol3ster Kakashi… I know the perfect punishment for you!

GO GO RED TEAM GO!

Aww yeah.

You’re dumb.

Whoa, what’s this?

You mean

I get to control

A BUG?!

well a slug, but

SAME THING

Alright let’s see what this badrearend M.F. can do.

Puke slime.

Awesome.

Aaaand puke even more slime in a big spray of bug spray.

Except doicare didn’t get the screenshot right.

...If it’s called bug spray, is it because the bugs spray it or do you spray it on the bugs?

My turn! I choose you! GAMABUNTA!

F@#$ YOU YOU STUP1D DANGER NOODLE

N]O, F@#^ YOU YOU * AMPHIBIAN!

NO F@^ YOU!

NO YOU!

NO YOU!

NO YOU NO YOU NO YOU NO YOU NO YOU

...I think we can just finish him off now.

Cooked noodles, anyone?

Let’s get out of here Kabuto!

Okay, Orochimaru!

AWWW YEAH WE BEAT HIM BABY

LET’S ALL HAVE A DRINK TO CELEBRATE

im underage

You have a good point. Here, here’s your silly straw.

...

W… what happened?

I beat him!

With the rasengan?

Uh… yeah… with the rasengan…

Not with this fake Main Character’s help or anything like that.

...DRAT YOU NATURO TAKING ALL THE CREDIT!

wait.

DRAT YOU NARUTO TAKING ALL THE CREDIT!

Well, a deal’s a deal.

I’ll start campaigning to be your Hokage.

I’ll do it for the memory of my brother.

And boyfriend.

WE’RE STILL ALIVE YOU CRAZY B–

I’ll miss you two.

GODDRAT IT!

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

LEE! I’M AFRAID YOUR INJURY IS MORE SHERIOUSH THAN I THOUGHT.

HOW SERIOUS, EH?

IM AFRAID YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO USE TAIJUTSU ANYMORE.

BUT IT’S OKAY! YOU STILL HAVE YOUR GENJUTS–

…

uh… um… uh…

YOU STILL HAVE YOUR NINJUTS–

oh… um… uh…

OH! You’d make an EXCELLENT Walmart Greeter!

…

6 HOURS OF TRAINING LATER

Welcome to Walmart, is there ennething I can help you with, eh...

beeg beeg bug

The Torune animation looks lowkey pretty cool.

...Can one get bugs at Wal-mart?