ADLDICLPNO 32 - Orochimaru's Road Trip

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Do I Care? 2

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On 2019-02-09 04:03:30 ｜ Show this Author Only ｜ Descending Order

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Hey, what's up everybody.

...You know, our First Anniversary is coming up this month.

I find it really hard to believe that we've been doing these for a whole year now.

But hey.

To celebrate, Derps decided to procrastinate on his essay dedicate extra time to write more chapters this month.

So yeah... expect chapters at a faster rate for... honestly, probably next week or so before he says "scru it" and gives up.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 32: Orochimaru’s Road Trip
(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)
Written by Do I Care? & a derps life
See the entire thing here:https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1GvbIl2HmCcB2jAGyYMKMbv1zyZopDTly
The images probably broke, check the Google Doc for the full version.

Images provided by Do I Care?

Disclaimer: alone time is never useless, even if you don't have arms

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHGUGUGUGUGU!

Lord Orochimaru, are you okay?

Oh yes Kabuto, everything’s just FINE and DANDY.

Life is full of KITTENS and SUNSHINE and NO IM NOT gently caressING OKAY MY SOUL ARMS GOT RIPPED OFF HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL

ALONE TIME IS USELESS NOW KABUTO! USELESS!

...Ew.

Shall I get the doctor again?

OH GOD NO

NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.

LAST TIME

Uh oh. EYE’m losing him!

EYE have to save him! With the power… of time slowing!

EYE did it!

Ow!

The hell was that?

EYE saved you!

By drawing a pentagram on me?

...Yes! Now you SEE what EYE did?

...I hate HMOs.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 32: Orochimaru’s Road Trip
(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)
Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Kabuto, I have a plan.

What is it?

I know just the person who can help me. But we’ll have to travel a bit.

PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE GOING ON A ROAAAAAAAD TRIP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pE8ReA5cn4

WILL YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN?!

NEVERRRRRRRRRR!

Don’t do drugs, kids!

WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS UKON DOING HERE?

I stowed away.

uhhh transitionnnnnnnnn

So uh, there was a filler instance here about fighting Naruto

he was supposed to uhhh trained for the rasengan i think?

but naruto *s, I beat him easily

and this was the only interesting thing that happened.

Yaaaaaay.

Wait, you were… unconscious?

I imagine you’re a reaaaaaal cute sleeper.

...I think Idontcare has a type.

Shut up no I don’t.

Short haired women of little plot importance?

I said shut up no I don’t.

This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2019-02-09 04:03:30.

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Do I Care? 2

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On 2019-02-09 04:05:34 ｜ Show this Author Only

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...Drinking on the job?

And you didn’t save any for me?!

Nah. You ain’t worth any alcohol, kid.

All you’d do is talk about how buff you are. Except ten times more.

Shut up, I’m a great drunk!

The only good types of drunks are women, kid.

Cause they cute.

That’s s3xist.

No, it’s the truth.

WHY IS SHE SUDDENLY AGAINST ME?

anyways uh let’s go find tsunade

ELSEWHERE

That Naruto boy reminds me of my brother…

FLASHBAAAACK

I love you sis. When I grow up, I’m gonna be a fireman. And a policeman! And do a puppy rescue and plant trees and build a shelter for the homeles–

HEY WHADDAYA DOIIN HERE NO MIGETS ON MY TURF *shotgun*

*boom* *click*

*boom*

*click*

Now that’s what I call self-defense.

…

This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2019-02-09 04:05:49.

Do I Care? 2

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On 2019-02-09 04:07:27 ｜ Show this Author Only

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And then my boyfriend…

FLASHBAAAACK

I love you, Honey.

I love you too, Tsunade.

Let us never be separated ever again!

...

…No way.

Chief.

Yes?

Second in command, FANBU FFFaptain.

Yes.

Inquisition.

Yes.

I have a report to make.

…One of our own members, Dan Kato, has a girlfriend!!!

...NANIIIIIIIII?

...He’s dating… Tsunade-sama of the Three Sannin!

NANIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!??!??!

Moreover… he wants to propose and marry her and make her lunches every day!

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?

ADLDIC Editor’s Note: When the outrageous fury reaches its peak, the inquisition group F-uF-uF-u and its leader, Fu, delivers merciless judgement to the heretic that makes even orochimu’s “special training” to anko seems like child’s play.

Unforgiveeeeeeeeeable!

How daaaaaaaaaaare only he be happy?!

Doesn’t that dude know the paaaaaaaain of us who don’t have a girlfriend? Dude...

If we all have to suffer from being alone, SO SHOULD HE!

KILLL HIM! BURN THE HERETIC!

FANBU FAPTAIN GET THE ROPE AND THE CHAINS!

AYE AYE!

Wait! WAIT–

I DIDN’T DO ANY–

BURN HIM! BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC!

Do I Care? 2

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On 2019-02-09 04:10:17 ｜ Show this Author Only

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See, it’s poo poo like this.

This is why I want to destroy the Leaf Village.

It’s all because of your stup1d senile Hokage and your danger noodle exterminations.

And the god-drat F-uF-uF-u. I hate those guys.

They almost burned me to death because I was “tutoring” Anko.

Orochimaru?! You’re no tutor, all you taught her was to shoot snakes out of her chest–

wait. What are you wearing?

Uh… long story.

Orochimaru and Kabuto’s Extreme Road Trip. Coming to theatres this summer.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

What do you want, Orochimaru?

Alone-time is so lonely now that my soularms are gone.

I just want my soul arms back. And you want your brother and boyfriend back!

Why don’t we work together?

It’s win win.

Don’t tempt me with your empty promises, Orochimaru!

Um, it’s really… not… they’re… standing right there… I… brought them back already.

Hi sis!

Hi honey!

DON’T TRY TO TEMPT ME WITH YOUR LIES!

WHAT LIES!? THEY’RE STANDING RIGHT THERE!

I love you sis!

It’s time for this to end!

*punch* *wacksmackpow*

Oh god!

Why, sis?! Think of the old people!

Did someone say old people?

AAAAAH!

See? Your illusions can’t fool me!

Illusio–

...wa-

I don’t even know what to say.

This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2019-02-09 04:10:40.

Do I Care? 2

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On 2019-02-09 04:11:16 ｜ Show this Author Only

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Also, a lovely teaser image for the next few episodes:

Tiami

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On 2019-02-09 05:06:37 ｜ Show this Author Only

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Do I Care? 2 On 2019-02-09 04:11:16
Also, a lovely teaser image for the next few episodes:

Image broken ofc... this forum is a joke, I swear.

I reminded myself what my group leader said seeing Edo Dan in event: "20k spending rebate? Even Tsunade wouldn't buy him!!"

And gosh, time sure flies fast, happy anniversary, guys!! (too early? ehhh who cares xD)

Resilliance

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On 2019-02-09 23:08:48 ｜ Show this Author Only

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Happy early anniversary.

Road trips can be exciting.

Do I Care? 2

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On 2019-02-10 14:52:43 ｜ Show this Author Only

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Tiami On 2019-02-09 05:06:37
Image broken ofc... this forum is a joke, I swear.

I reminded myself what my group leader said seeing Edo Dan in event: "20k spending rebate? Even Tsunade wouldn't buy him!!"
And gosh, time sure flies fast, happy anniversary, guys!! (too early? ehhh who cares xD)

Ehh, 10 or so days early.

It's just 10 days.

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