Hey, uh... yeah. It's been a rough holiday season for me. But it's mostly over now, and I can't be dragging derps down while he keeps making episodes right?
So yeah... I'll be alright. And here I present to you... the first ADLDICLPNO Episode of 2019!
...well drat, it’s been so long, i kinda forgot how the format of an episode was
no matter, let’s begin
See the entire thing here:https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1GvbIl2HmCcB2jAGyYMKMbv1zyZopDTly
The images probably broke, check the Google Doc for the full version.
a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 29: Itachi And The Door
(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)
Written by Do I Care? & a derps life
^accurate depiction of me trying to talk to doicare for the second half of this holiday season while he was still down in the dumps over getting rejected by a girl^
Images provided by Do I Care?
Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of blabhlabhlahblahlksdglskcblkafdgl kyou know what idk if i even care anymore
yeah whatever
alright alright we got best girl now
worry not doicare, all will be well
...Yeah, whatever.
...Let’s just continue on...
Wait, who even is over there? I can’t see, they’re obstructed by the text box.
...Is that Dosu?
oh my jesus
dosu is making his move
hes sending his mummy troops onto konoha
he must have one goal:
to make dosu a playable character
...Seriously, are these guys even in the anime?
a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 29: Itachi And Aoba
(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)
Written by Do I Care? & a derps life
So, uh, Anko, what do you do?
Watch and learn.
What the w-
DID YOU JUST SHOOT SNAKES OUT OF YOUR CHEST?
...that’s what living with orochimaru does to you
...Whoa, that’s… kind of k1nk–
...So if I take his training, does that mean I’ll eventually learn to shoot snakes by pelvic thrusting?
…
…How did you come to that conclusion?
...What?
OKAY FINE I’LL SHOW YOU GUYS MY NEW TECHNIQUE
...wat.
yo what is that guy doing
how DARE he touch best girl anko?!
DOICARE WHY DIDNT YOU PUT HER IN THE BACK WHERE SHE CANT GET HURT
Uhh… Isn’t she a tank?
NO SHES NOT
...Yeah, she is.
Whatever.
Anko–
Hey there mummy men, wanna… get to know each other? *wink wink*
...I don’t think they’re sentient.
SHUT UP LET ME DO MY ONE-LINER
I said… hey there mummy men, wanna… *wink wink* get to know each other reeeeeeal well? wanna gently caress?
...jk i’d never sleep with someone who looks like a resurrected halloween costume
...Wow.
...Was that supposed to be an insult?
You tried, Anko. You tried. You really did.
I’M NOT GOOD AT THIS OKAY
I WAS TRYING TO DO A SICK BURN BUT WHATEVER
Oh boy.
There’s gonna be something up, I know it.
The only reason an important character like me would be sent out on patrol is because something is up.
Hey guys, what’s u–
...Asuma, do you think there’s something up with those two? They seem… evil.
Yeah, they’re definitely sketchy, Kurenai. Can you listen in on their conversation? *cough* *smoke* *cough*
Hmm…
I’m telling you, Itachi, it’s not gonna happen!
And I’m telling you you’re full of crap. FISH CRAP!
Why don’t we ask this guy?
Huh? Me?
Hey there, buddy ol’ pal! I’ve got an anime question for you!
What?
If Hideyoshi Kinosh1ta from Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu is his own gender and not a trap, does that make you gay if you like him?
Yes. Yes, it totally does. Traps are gay.
What?! No! What the eternal sauna, Itachi? He’s not a trap if he isn’t a dude! He's a Hideyoshi!
...But he is a dude. Remember? He even says himself that he’s a dude.
...See? He agrees with me.
…*grumble grumble*
Here’s your drat 5 bucks.
...See? That shows it. They’re evil.
What do you mean, Asuma?
See that guy who said traps are gay?
He’s totally evil.
...Doesn’t that make Idontcare evil too, going by that logic?
...And are you saying you like traps, Asuma?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you look really nice in that New Year’s kimono event thingy, Kurenai… anywayslookthebadguysarecomingourway
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU VILLAINOUS S3UM
So, you finally recognized us. What gave it away? The Akatsuki cloaks? The evil chakra?
You said traps were gay.
lol that translation
no doubt “please look after me” is just a super direct translation of “yoroshiku onegaishimasu”
You sure he isn’t just a really, really nice and pleasant villain?
hahahahahaha thats a good one doicare
Nah, I think he’s not even a villain! *smoke*
Itachi on the other hand…. :sus: *cough* *smoke*
ME? I’m a villain? You’re literally doing drugs AS WE SPEAK!
That’s pretty villainous you know. Don’t do drugs kids.
At least I didn’t, you know, murder my entire family except my brother!
At least I don’t, you know, do drugs!
...I don’t know what’s worse…
Aren’t these guys Akatsuki? They’re supposed to be criminal masterminds.
...You sure we have the right Akatsuki here? These jokers… don’t seem to be criminal masterminds. Just a bunch of idiots…
Wow. I’m sorry, who’s the villain here? You’re literally threatening our lives.
YOU SAID TRAPS ARE GAY! YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST TYPE OF VILLAIN OUT THERE!
…*sigh*
Okay, Kisame. I’ve got a job for you.
What do you want.
Break the street with your sword so that we can show off how powerful we are and how ridiculously heavy it is.
Fiiiiiiine.
Excellent. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Finally, me and Asuma get a *real* fight scene!
Hey guys, I’m here to save the day.
drat it.
Don’t worry guys, leave this to me. I know just what to do.
Hmm…
Nice try.
What the…?
That’s right. Your Ston3r Style Jutsu can’t hurt me, because I’m protected by my monocle!
Oh, and this fake moustache too.
Guys, watch out. He’s about to use his Mangekyo Sharingan. I’m the only one who can take this attack, because I’m a main character.
WAIT I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER
...Wow.
See, look, it was no–OH GOD WHY
AAAARGH!
You’re in my Genjutsu now.
...And now I’ll force you to listen to Work Harder at 50% speed.
For 72 hours.
ALKSDHGASDGLA>FSHLBAELDFH><AERDFSLIGKHSLDGIFSDF
Uh-huh.
Not so tough, are you?
Yeah, he totally screamed like a little girl.
YES! IT’S ME! MIGHTY GAI!
Oh hell no not you.
OH HELL YES YES ME!
AND I AM AN EXOTIC BEAST! I FLY LIKE A BEE AND STING LIKE A TIGER!
Uh… that’s not how the saying is, is it?
...Kisame, we’re wasting time here.
Let’s go. a derps life can’t make any more jokes about this scene.
*sigh* fiiiine.
Now go back and report to Anbu Captain so Kurenai and me can have some nice peace and quiet.
What about that idiot drug-sensei?
He’ll be fine. He’s a main character.
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Ya see? Just fine.
...And who are you gonna send? And what are you even gonna check?
You know, the ANBU are just really incompetent and–
Relax. I’m sending someone big and important.
Who is it?
Hey.
...Oh god, it’s that time, isn’t it?
yes doicare
it’s that time
5 MINUTES LATER
Um, hello?!
HOW IN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?
Uh…
5 MINUTES AGO
Yeah, so we’re not gonna tell Sasuke that his brother’s back in town, right?
Yeah.
Oh hey guys.
Hey Sasuke, uh, um, why are you here?
I’m out shopping. I wanna buy the new One Direction track while its on sale.
Oh, well we’re just chillin’.
Nothing su*ious at all.
…
…
...Aaaaaaaanyways, uh…
Yes.
Now it’s my time to shine!!
DOOOOOOOOR NO JUTSUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
...Someone is going to die tonight.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
AOBA WHAT THE HELL?! YOU MADE SASUKE’S SPEECH CAPABILITY DEVOLVE UNTIL ALL HE CAN SAY IS “KILL”!
Hehehe… sorry guys. I didn’t know.
(Yes… and now the first step of my ultimate Plot no Jutsu master plan is complete…)
(Excellent… muahahahahaha!)
THE PRESENT
...What the eternal sauna was ANBU [B]aptain smoking to have chosen gently caressing AOBA OF THE DOOR
for this secret mission?
uh heheheheheh…
This episode is dedicated to one of our forumgoers who is no longer with us, the one and only Scarbucks Coffee, the Aoba lover. May you open doors just like Aoba, wherever you are right now.
Imagine that, a Mustache Itachi alt. xD His standard is just freezing people in place by the flamboyance of his stache.
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