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ADLDIC Christmas Special 5 - Bald of Ages

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On 2018-12-14 16:09:59Show this Author OnlyDescending Order
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ADLDIC DISCLAIMER: The following is meant to be humorous. Please don’t take it seriously.



I’ll be honest.



We’re really, really procrastinating here. Derps and I should be studying right now.



Now we could’ve taken the easy way out and just said “hey, just imagine Kisame singing Blue Christmas because that could be funny”.



But no, instead we’re putting our uni grades on the line…



for YOUR holiday entertainment!



(thank god there’s only a few days left of school)



No need to thank me. Do I Care? is always looking out for his people.



yo shut up you’re sounding super egocentric right now



H-hey!! I mean, that’s what the Youtubers say, right?



no lol



er… word of warning, this is a bit of an obscure song so it might be harder to follow.



remember to articulate everything! every word!



...Wait, what song is this?






(based on a conversation a derps life spied on in the Discord)







Bald of Ages, nice and round

Oh, you fill me with delight

Slicked Head of such high reknown

Oh, such a beautiful siiiiiiiiiight



Lovely circle head bump

You can get my glee up

And what’s more I do adore

How you always get me up



And what’s more I do adore

How you always get me up



One great sphere of blissfullness

Oh, why are you so pleasing

Over you I do obsess

With heavy and rough breathing



Oh, you might think it’s VIIIIIIIIIILE

But there’s no deniiiiiiiiiaaaaaal

How I pray that I could play

A hand o’er your hairstyyyyyyyle



How I pray that I could play

A hand o’er your hairstyyyyyyyle




DERPS!



*sigh* what do you want, doicare?



Are you really gonna write a holiday song about Chiriku’s head?



That seems a little… oddball.



hey, there are weirder things to write a song about.



at least i didn’t do, like, a song about akuma singing about his waifu and fanservice



*sigh*



...Yo, what is this holiday song anyways?



it’s a Hanukkah song.



...How did you even find this?



doicare, ever heard of the staff of ages song?



...I presume that one has lots of “wooden staff” jokes?



yeah… but can we not talk about more vulgar songs, with the risk of getting deleted, and instead let me go back to my song about chiriku’s head?



Fine, whatever.



anyways… where were we?



Bald of ages, sweet and pure

Nothing makes me more jooooooolly

Of all the things I know I’m sure

You can have no fooooooolly



I will not be bruuuushing!

For this is all I’m lusting -

that you’ll see what you mean to me

And you’ll let me start touching!



Yes, you’ll see what you mean to me

And you’ll let me start tooooouuuuuuuuchiiiiiiiiiing!






...this song sounds like it could totally be about something else, in hindsight.



...i apologize. i sincerely meant to write a song about chiriku’s shiny bald head.



seriously. i swear. i thought it was funny that tobei and the others on the discord were talking about chiriku’s bald head.



...derps, sometimes I wonder what goes on in your head.



nevermind that. IT’S LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF UNTIL CHRISTMAS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


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On 2018-12-14 16:42:02Show this Author Only
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Sign petition here for Tobei to sing that song for us irl and post a video of him doing it Do it for Chiriku!

  • Registered: 2018-02-14
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On 2018-12-15 10:10:21Show this Author Only
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well, honestly i didn't miss chiriku really, you can only release so much content at one time,

so anyways i was too busy playing with true thousand hands man~

coming soon to save the day, only in fan fiction section, coz you know, madara appeared,

and when there is madara to bring some chaos, you need the one, the true thousand hands~ !!

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On 2018-12-16 12:27:13Show this Author Only
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Bald!

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