WAIT! It’s not over yet!!1!1!!

I… I think I may have a plan…

But… it requires me to go deep… into the depths of my past…

H-huh?

Hahaha… you got Tayuya all flustered now. Typical tsundere.

W-well, hurry up and tell us how to get out of here then!

Okay… Here I go…

It was a bright Summer day…

Kidomaru, what are you talking about? That flashback’s in the middle of the rain.

I SAID… it was a bright Summer day in Otogakure…

I was a young kid back then. A bit more immature, a bit more…

Fleeting.

Anyways, I had just went to the marketplace to buy some video games and a string.

I was going home from the marketplace to see Uncle Peter Parker.

I was really excited to see him, cause my birthday was coming up.

...And then I crossed the street and saw a beautiful girl…

Her hair looked soft as a silk scarf…

Her features, pristine and perfect…

And the flute she played, releasing majestic music that aroused the burning flames of passion in my soul…

…

…

...heh.

I saw that a crowd had gathered to listen to her lovely refreshing music.

None of them had noticed me yet, for I was just a smol boi…

But I looked at them, and…

...was filled with an insatiable urge…

...to look up her skirt!

...what in the actual gently caress?

…

Wow. Spiderman, you’re a sly boi.

*sigh* I was a pretty stup1d kid.

I craned my head down to look underneath, making sure not to bring attention to myself…

And with a swift chop, tripped her over.

That was when I realized she was wearing my younger self’s worst enemy.

The bane of all teenage boys’ existences.

Leggings.

That’s a cardinal sin!

I thought to myself, “Why, fair maiden?! Why must you taunt me like so?”

”Why must you show me the door to Nirvana, and then shut it right as my hand is reaching through?”

“Why, cruel world?”

…

I may have let out a little gasp of shock. And that was when my cover was bl0wn.

The girl was shocked at first, for a good ten seconds.

Then, with a roar of anger, she leapt upon me like a wild beast and tore me to shreds!

Oof.

Ouch.

Y-you deserved it.

The worst part wasn’t the pain I felt, or my seven broken arms…

The worst part was that she remained there, stomping my face in, for two weeks…

And nobody else saw us there….

All I could do was wonder.

Why was she so upset? What warranted a two-week long beat down?

Was it because I’m a poor boy?

Was it because of the color of my skin? Was she racist?

Or…

Was this a normal Tuesday night for her?

So what happened after that?

She took me to the hospital, called me an idiot, and conscripted me into the Danger Rangers.

...Ugh.

...Black, that’s… um, nice and all, but… I don’t see how telling that… *VERY* nice story has anything to do with getting us out of here.

Her dress, Red! Her dress!

If we all knock her over and look under her dress, she’ll be stunned for like ten seconds! That’ll be our opportunity to run away!

W-what the–

Good plan, Black! Let’s do it!

Right with you, Blue!

Hey, Hebihime!

Yes?

More like... Stup1d-hime! Hahahahaha!

HEY!

DOUBLE-TEAM DANGER RANGER COMBO ATTACK!

H-HEY WHAT THE gently caress

THIS WASN’T PART OF THE CONTRACT

OwO

OwO

...You idiots.

O - O

So that’s what you hide under that big p0ofy dress, eh?

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE

Danger Rangers! Tactical retreat!

H-hey, that’s my line!

RUN FOR IT!

Remember kids!

Build a man a fire and he stays warm for a day.

But set a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life!

...Or, set a man’s heart on fire, and *you*’ll be warm for the rest of your life.

...with embarrassment.

*grumble grumble* thanks bakaspiderman

...J3rks…

...Who’s the real villain here? Jeez…

...Hey, wait a minute, they just left?

Huh? wat? they did? I wasn’t paying attention.

Hey…

They TOTALLY ditched me!

Is it because I’m a collection bonus character?!

Well, since you’re still here…

I might as well take out my anger at being humiliated by those idiots…

...on you idiots! SUMMON!

...oh, hey again.

hi.

WTF SINCE WHEN COULD YOU SUMMON FIRST AND SECOND

So, uh, since bon3rman can’t attack this round…

Wtf do you do, Zaku?

Oh.

Since my arms kinda exploded, I learned a new tactic.

Top 5 Photos Taken Before Disaster

ow.

...You never did that in the animoo.

Hey, you know what?

I can see two ways out of this.

Either I’m gonna kick your rear end back to Sound land.

Or me and this girl in the kimono here

are gonna really get to know each other tonight.

uh…

...attaboy?

...I was joking.

Jeez, I only just met her for christ sake.

Mission accomplished.

What?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I don’t fret.

I never fret.

Never fear, smol child.

We will save the day.

Shut up?

oh yesssss

you got best waifu anko

you better max her out

...That’s not the generic Suna girl.

wat

You have an odd way of spelling “generic Suna girl”.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

wat

Alright, real talk here.

Why does this game call training “cultivation”?

It makes the people sound like flowers.

”Oh I’m gonna cultivate myself hard!”

”If you cultivate yourself with dedication you can become as tall and buff and handsome as Idontcare-senpai.”

Et cetera.

doicare

your ego just inflated by 25% right there

No u.

stahp

Oh, I feel like I should add this too so we don't get sued.

DISCLAIMER: ADLDIC Co. Ltd. does not in any way condone peeping or looking under women's skirts. Remember, this is a parody meant to be played for humor.

Also, happy belated Thanksgiving!

Tsundere Tayuya, oh my gosh, I luv.

And you reminder me those good times when we had signatures on this forum T_T With that quote from sir T. Pratchett~~

Smol Child lol

That's the secret of being stronk in this game- CULTIVATION. Like the beauty flowers that we are. Stay stronk and cultivate great, ladies, gents & derps

Finally!!!!

I've been waiting for Kidomaru to get that backstory, it explains everything so well....

But...urm.... What was going on with Dosu and Tobi? Did Tobi try to go to McDosu's and not pay or something?

Tobi: I was just strolling along when dosu noticed me flickering in front of him

There was a large crowd so I thought I would blend well in there! kekeke

For some reason I felt I was being watched, and before I know it, there was a big mess~ o_o

(wait a minute senpai, why do i have to explain >_>)

Anyways, I didn't steal any sound burgers, but I admit I was getting a bit hungry~

Do you need a sound burger senpai? I can go fetch 1 right now XD

I don't know.

Dosu was the one responsible for that, he's the guy who makes the CGs cause he knows how to rip the sprites. We told him to make some background stuff to make the sound village look lively, and that's what happened I guess?

Tombolock's explanation is pretty decent too.

Because I thought it would be funny to have two guys with concealed faces but one revealed eye fool around in the background.