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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 8: Filler Episode #1
(As usual, the images broke, please bear with us)
(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)
Written by Do I Care? & a derps life
Images provided by Do I Care?
Disclaimer: The following is a fan-ba
Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.
a derps life wants to point out that this isnt actually a lp in the truest sense, its just a creative work lol
Also, even though we bash Naruto Online we really do like the game at the core. Don’t take offense please!
***We would also like to mention that the main creative mind behind this project, a derps life, is swamped with work and as such his mind is kinda clogged up. So this episode isn’t as good of a quality as before. Some of it was borrowed from other sources. Sorry!***
oh yeah
(this is a derps life)
hey doicare
remember how in the original naruto
there was a poo poo ton of filler?
Yeah?
What, you saying this game has filler too?
um.
...
...
*sigh*
Why did I let you talk me into playing this game?
Uh, why is that excellent?
I don’t think that’s something to be excellent about.
*burp*
*sigh*
So we gonna kill some more folks, right?
Okay, come on guys, let’s go.
Hey look, it’s the sumos again.
And… you know, actually those samurai guys look pretty cool.
too bad theyre weak as poo poo
imean this is filler after all
...Did you just diss the samurai guys?
You take that back RIGHT NOW.
See look, he deals more damage than the Idontcare B!tchslap. That’s worth celebrating about right?
um no
see, you just killed them lickety split
Lickety.. split?
What?
Oh! Oww!
Hey, wait a minute…
I KNOW YOU!
Oh god it’s you again.
I am so gonna get you back for what you did to Bob!
He’s in a mental institution because of you!
ahuhuhuhuuuuuuh
No lol
Haha, you just got killed by Sakura.
or at least you would be, that is if Do I Care? actually did his screenshots right
Shut up.
God, this is the worst. Why does everyone always diss my screenshots?
um are you sure its the worst
What did you say, punk?
are you sure its the worst
cause im kinda bleeding to death here
from a slap
You don’t even know what a REAL slap is like.
wuss.
See, I told you these samurai were cool.
Look at that spinny spinny.
And that cool pose.
doicare i really hope you’re not acting dumb on purpose
Well…
Gently caress.
My drat team is too strong.
Aaaand now we’re killing wildlife again?
Hey look, they’re being racist again.
Why do the black eagles have less health than the gray ones?
that’s raaaaacist
uh, speaking of racist…
oh boy racist wolves again.
Can you guys please leave me alone?
No lol
What the heck is with this guy?
I mean, why are tigers in Disney World anyways?
hmm…
Wow, he looks like he’s either constipated or he REALLY doesn’t want to be here.
Maybe he’s an escaped zoologist?
or maybe he’s received a bad case of emo poisoning from getting too close to our resident emo?
That’s a good possibility too.
What the hell is this?
a farming time sink
so you can tediously slog through everything lol
Hi, I’m Bob and I’ll be your examiner today.
wat
Today you will be starting the Exam! In other words, half a billion waves of enemies will come after you! Keep going till you get to the end!
Good luck!
...screw this, I’m outta here.
Okay, what the heck is up with this filler?
Why are there Hidden Weed guys here?
ahuhuhuuuuuuuh
did i forget to tell you?
everyone loves disney world
Whatever, bye.
Oh my god, it’s been like five instances.
Can we please get past the filler already?
No lol
Just great.
Are you gonna shove your fingers up our rear ends again?
And whatdapack are you even reading?
Sickness for Dummies.
Because my vision is hella doubled and I can barely stand right now.
Oh, so it should be a cake walk beating you up.
You totally deserve this.
Dude! Derps, take a look at this!
I just went from like 2000th place to 73rd place!
I’ll beat Monkey D. Luffy in no time!
um doicare
you know that ranking only counts Earth Mains, right?
see, here’s your REAL ranking
...
i mean
...
at least you had a big improvement
...
up 1200 spaces!
Gently caress this game.
Looks like you failed AGAIN, Zabuza Momochi. I guess your reputation as the Mr. Po0fy Pajama Pants is starting to fail you! hoo hoo!
You know what really would’ve helped you out? hoo hoo!
Oh my Kakashi don’t you dare say it, Mickey Mouse-
A ShamWow!
OH MY GOD drat IT-
What?! This is the only way I can make money here in Disney World! Selling things!
It’s Six for the price of One, Zabuza! Hoo hoo!
That’s SIX ShamWows… for the price of ONE!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hear these testimonials!
*insert mickey mouse sounds here*
Once I purchased Six Shamwows for the price of One, my Nindo changed from killing every Ninja who looked at me funny… to ShamWow!
WOW! aFTER i bOUGHT sIX sHAMwOWs fOR tHE pRICE oF oNE, mY nINJA sKILLS deCreASEd DRASTICALLY!
(ADLDIC Note - This guy is the bodyguard with the eye patch) Sorry, image broke.
i mean they like loving plummeted
WOW!
What the….
Why would I ever want that?
P0ofy Pajama dude.
As a fellow security guard, just let me tell you this.
XIS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
That’s a hard bargain, Zabuza!
Almost as good of a bargain as giving you a free ShamW-
w-OWWW MY HAND!
Those are loving paid actors and… you know it… um, you uh know it…
Okay, you got me. But I’ll be back every day until you kill that criminal s3x offender! Because you, as a security guard of Disney World, SHOULD be buying ShamWows from me!
And I’m going to send out my two generic henchmen to take out the bridge builder before you! If they do… that’ll be clear evidence as to what ShamWows do to your ninja skills! You’ll have NO CHOICE but to buy my six ShamWows for the price of One!
Hey Mickey, i got a sales pitch for ye…
go gently caress yourself aw jeez
Oh boy that’s a good one, imma remember that…
Gee, uh, salesmen, amirite?
A a a a a...anyway…. we need to… need to focus on the… the bridge builder, right? that’s next?
MM-HMM…!
A-and also that K-kid molester guy too right?
K...kewhat?
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