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a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 6: mr. p0ofy pajama pants and Bob

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life


Images provided by Do I Care?



Disclaimer: The following is a fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This “Lets Play” is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release.


Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.


a derps life wants to point out that this isnt actually a lp in the truest sense, its just a creative work lol





I c*ready tell this is going to be something super lame.


SHUT UP WHAT ARE YOU TAKLIING ABOUT THIS SOUNDS SUPER COOL


well gently caress, you just figured out exactly how we run things around here


see, this is all just an excuse to get people to do manual labor for us without us having to pay them. and then we call them “missions” and “ninja” to make them sound cool.


um.


So. Who we guarding?


*burp*


Dude, who the hell are you and are you drunk?


i sWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD


WHOAH ITS AN OLD GUY I BET HES ONE OF THE KAGES


what da fu why de little kids in here the sign outside said no migets


HEY MISTER WHO ARE YOU


im *zuna the masterba… master bridgeman



okay?


*sigh* so when do we start



Um no poo poo, he clearly has either ADD, ADHD, or maybe Asperger’s.


dude


i just realized something


why isn’t there a mental hospital in konoha


why did they let a hyperactive idiot become a ninja


why



Holy poo poo.


Now they follow me around?


Sick.


um who’s wearing the jonin jacket


Um, who ISN’T a stoner?


Is the game called “Idontcare Online”?


Then shut up and let’s go.


Jesus, hopefully on the way to Sea World we can grab some weed on the-




Dude, your clothes reek.


ahuhuhuhuuuuuuuuh


SENSEI!


wat


NARUTO’S MOL3STING MY BEAUTIFUL rear end!!



TELL HIM TO STOP ITTTTTTT


No lol


Hehehe, that looks lewd.


The fangirls will he bappy.


Jib Edit: Great story but lets keep it appropriate xD no swearing please or inappropriate language.




This post was last edited by Jiburiru on 2018-03-12 12:26:57.
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okay so lemme tell you about the five kages and the five villages so we can lengthen the episode and take less screenshots


AWWWWWWWWWW!!!


Do we really have to do this?


yes because Do I Care is a lazy rear end and didn’t take enough screenshots for htis episode


Shut up.


It’s not my fault derps and I have been busy all week!


Do I Care?


No lol


anyways there are five kages


blue, green, red, brown, and yellow


and together, they make the KAGE RANGERs.


GO GO KAGE RANGERSSSSSSSSSSS


anyways so we have five villages



the drinking gourd


the dog crap


the squiggly lines


the three puddles


and


wait what the crap is our symbol? no seriously, what the crap? it doesn’t even look like a weed leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can’t get up!


So does that answer your question?


No, I asked whether the reason you smoked weed was because we’re the Hidden LEAF village.


And I didn’t even say that out loud.


No lol


And besides, Logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP.



So why are the wolves here?


The racist wolves again?


It looks like someone got them drunk.


uh…


ever heard of a party pack?


whatever lets just wreck these noobs


Stoner Style: Doge Barrage!





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Hehehe. woof.


Hey Bob, do you see that?


They’re abusing the animals!


NOEZZZ! WE MUST STOP THEM!


I’m Generic Henchman #2!


OH poo poo ITS PETA ITS gently caressing PETA


GET THOSE NASTY PETAS OFF OF ME


HOLY * KAKSHI JUST DIED!


OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE! WHAT THE HELL-


BE KIND TO ANIMALS YOU ADHD MORON!


Wait, hold up a minute.



I’m only level 10.


And the level cap is, like, 90. Or 100 I forgot.


So why in the hell would an important character die so early in the story?


In other words, you two are terrible as ninjas.


Oh.


Well crud.


Jeez, you guys are just plain EVIL.


But YOU’re the one abusing the animals-


Look, dude. In this world, the ninjas who attack from the shadows are the evil guys. And we’re the good ninjas, because we only attack when provoked.


Didn’t you guys pay attention in ninja school?


Oh. Um. Sorry.


Hey Bob, I’m not feeling like doing this anymore.


Yeah, me neither. Let’s go home.

you were saying?


Holy *, Sakura actually did something.


wait WTF


We literally just said we gave up


now can you please leave us alone?


No lol


Stoner Style: sexual Assault Attack!


HGRRRRK


oh god I think I just lost my virginity


* * *


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


you *in wimp at least you’re not crushed underneath a GIANT metaL BALL


i want my mommy


alright let’s just leave now


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THIS MAN IS A MENACE SOMEONE CALL 911 OR THE POLICE OR SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAH



Thank you captain obvious.


ahahaha… um…


Okay fine. I’ll *hic* tell you.


this entire place is run by corporate executive Mickey Mouse


and the only thing that he fears… is a BRIDGE.


If an aBridge is introduced into Disney World, everyone will just leave because Disney World is boring as gently caress.


That’ why I trained to be’ a Lego Master Builder to DEFEAT HIM!


AND FREE OUR PEOPLESES!


*burp*


Uh…


This is totally gonna completely derail from our original mission right?


Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuuuuh




Oh hey guys.


Well if it isn’t Mr. P00fy Pajama Pants. How’d the surgery go? And why does your voice sound like you’re constipated?


Oh you know, the usual. After they surgically removed my nips things just aren’t the same. Plus they kind ascrewed up with my face and now one of my eyes is really messed up. See?


Hell man, that must *. But not as much as getting crushed by a 12-year old under a GIANT metaL BALL.


hey what’s that poster for?


Oh, this? Well…


This guy is going around with a little army of kid slaves.


And he’s probably a s3x offender.


Bob here hasn’t ever been the same since Mr. Hatkakke shoved his fingers up his rear end.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i can still feel them wriggling around


my intestinesssssssss are in disarrayyyyyy


Holy poo poo.


We can’t have a molester in Disney World.



exactly. and that’s why we need you, oh great Mr. P00fy Pajama Pants, to do your job as a security guard and get rid of them.


Oh, you bet your sweet rear end I will. This sword will be the last thing that menace sees.


Along with like the sky and stuff.


Maybe some grass or trees.


Aww yesssss. Treeeeeeeeeeeeees.


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1 word

awesome!

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Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD! watdapak is this, it made me wahahahahaha xD .. kakshi you naughtyboi!

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  • Waka_Man On 2018-03-12 12:59:25
  • Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD! watdapak is this, it made me wahahahahaha xD .. kakshi you naughtyboi!

It's a dual writing project / Let's Play of Naruto Online that derps and I are working on jointly.


Did you read the entire thing?




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this gave me cancer. Interesting tho. 5/-5 would comment again

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  • Do I Care? 2 On 2018-03-12 13:32:49
  • It's a dual writing project / Let's Play of Naruto Online that derps and I are working on jointly.


    Did you read the entire thing?

Yes2 .. wahahahaha xD .. Mickey Mouse and Lego Master builder xD .. wahahahahaha ..

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  • Waka_Man On 2018-03-12 14:55:53
  • Yes2 .. wahahahaha xD .. Mickey Mouse and Lego Master builder xD .. wahahahahaha ..

I mean, did you read through all the episodes? In my personal opinion this is the best one though.

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lolllllllll .

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well im glad people are enjoying it at least lol

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  • Do I Care? 2 On 2018-03-12 23:14:42
  • I mean, did you read through all the episodes? In my personal opinion this is the best one though.

Oh, not yet .. but this one makes me laugh like hell so i guess, i will track your previous threads and read the other eps .. wahahahahaha xD .. love it :D ..

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Crude humor eh? Not bad though.

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Well, abridged humor is abridged humor.


This feels like it took forever to make though. nice

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