ADLDICLPNO Eps 5

On 2018-03-03 12:08:03 ｜ Show this Author Only ｜ Descending Order

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Check out the entire thing here: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1KF__IebmAAkomUbFLsJj3t9m2Yy1P28A

(A bunch of the images broke xD, please bear with us!)

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Eps 5: kakshi

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

(insert broken Cain and Abel image here)

Images provided by Do I Care?

Disclaimer: The following is a fan-based parody. Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. This “Lets Play” is a parody and nothing more. So please support the official release.

Naruto Online is property of Tencent/Oasis.

a derps life wants to point out that this isnt actually a lp in the truest sense, its just a creative work lol

Also, even though we bash Naruto Online we really do like the game at the core. Don’t take offense please!

Oh boy.

Are they trying to play with tropes again?

Like, instead of the STUDENT being late, it’s the TEACHER?

hey notice how our heads are bigger this time than before

*sigh*

Dude… do I smell-

Are you HIGH?

Hehehe… no?

Jesus christ, does ANYONE here do their jobs?

What the heck are you reading anyways?

Training Ninjas for Dummies.

you mean

You don’t know how to teach.

oh yes I do

it’s just that

when you read the book upside down

it starts to whisper sweet nothings into your ears.

and there is nothing in the world

nothing

NOTHING

that shows you that feeling elswhere

ahuhuhuhuhuhhuuuu

why

Why doesn’t anyone understand that I’m not a kid? I’m a tanned buff hulky hunk! Get your facts straight, teacher guy.

his names kakshi

deal with it

and if we win?

Well then I eat your lunch anyways.

What do you expect? A reward?

No lol

im gonna kick your rear end straIGHT INTO THE FILLER EPISODES

No lol

See, now I’m you.

wait what

why did that guy just transform into me

whatever imma kick his rear end anyways

You? Pfft, you’re just a meat shield. Let me show you how the pros do it.

Emo Style: Punk Rock Lighting Effects!

oh *

See? They’re dead now.

Dude man… did you just kill our teacher?

NOTHING can kill David Bowie!

Oops, wait I mean

No lol

This looks super creepy.

Who is that girl anyways?

Wasn’t she one of the fangirls?

o yeah her

she’s absolute garbage

u s e l e s s

okay?

K got it.

enjoy getting her forced on your team after this

What did you say?

nutn

This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2018-03-03 12:08:03.

On 2018-03-03 12:04:57 ｜ Show this Author Only

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(The images are breaking lol, all the broken images are the Earth Main)

What are you nerds doing?

We’re having a battle of the ages!

An age-old method of testing strength.

The Rock Paper Scissors battle.

Hey, look over there! It’s linkin Park!

Where? Huh?

No lol

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO CHEAT?

okay that’s it

You are so dead!

No lol

Ooo, are we beating people up? Can I help?

How in the hell did that rock only do 28 damage? That thing was ginormous!

Is the dirt here really made out of such soft stuff?

well MAYBE if someone wouldn’t throw goddrat DIRT CLODS at people…

and actually used ROCKS…

maybe they’d actually do damage for once.

what do you know about dirt u nerd

ur *slap just got weaker

You weakling.

Shut up.

What do you expect? He’s wearing a face mask. Facemasked people are resilient to *slaps, don’t you know?

Btw, did anyone see where that ADHD kid I was supposed to babysit ran off to?

oh boy, food!

...well gently caress

Quit closing your eyes, kiddo. Just because you’re covering your eyes doesn’t make us disappear.

God I have a headache. I think I need to smoke some-

Imean-

Punishment? Are we getting lewd here?

Wait a minute, your book changed! That says…

”* for Dummies”?

Dude… where in the hell are you keeping all these books?

Aw hell, I thought I tricked you. Welp, time to demonstrate my ultimate interrogation technique!

Stoner Style: Sexual Assault Attack!

AIIIEEEEEEEEEREIEOAUSDGKLZHDFXLHOUAELDTHFGJX WTF

...Did you just shove your fingers up his rear end?

...you know your fingers bored straight through his pants right? There’s a hole in his pants now.

Dude, do you EVER wash your hands after doing that?

Hehehehe, uh…

what were we talking about again? moo.

Dude.

There are literally spots on your hands now.

Wash your freakin’ hands.

No lol

Let the pros handle this, idiot.

Emo Style: metallic Breath!

(lol timeline broken since I had to do this instance twice)

So your breath is so bad you can weaponize it?

That’s kinda sad dude.

Real sad.

You’re one to talk idiot. Your breath smells like marijuana.

ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuuh

...sorry what did you say?

Okay, I am so done with you.

Dude. Grow up and GET A JOB.

Don’t take your life for granite!

nailed it

um dont act like your cool idontcare

But I am.

no you just ripped off shikamaru’s character quirk u *

Shut up.

This post was last edited by Do I Care? 2 on 2018-03-03 12:05:30.