"You really are a riot, aren't you dobe?"

Sasuke and Naruto were at outside, eating their lunch near the school's entrance. Naruto just s* his head and bit in to the rice ball, ignoring Sasuke's statement. The two of them were students at the prestigious Golden Leaf High School. They were both fourth year student's, the final year. The duo were quite popular with the ladies, receiving tons of date requests, gifts and....even raunchy photos.

But, Naruto had a problem. He kept receiving gifts. Gifts that he tend to speak out loud, alone. The gifts were quite impossible to get for a normal high school student, if he was incredibly honest. A bowl designed with his family's symbol, completely colored red. A box filled with premium instant ramen. A figure of his favorite anime characters. A real katana. And to his shock, a plushie of his crush.

He couldn't understand it. How was it possible for anyone to know these things he wanted, and give it to him? Whoever it was, he wanted to thank them. But, it seems that anyone he asked, they didn't know who did it as well, leading him in a dead end.

Naruto sighed and bit into his rice ball again. The blonde looked up, spotting something in the corner of his eyes. He turned, seeing just a sakura tree. Sasuke noticed this and raised an eyebrow.

"You seeing something, Naruto?"

The whiskered student kept looking at the tree, before he turned back to his lunch. "Probably. I thought I saw someone standing behind that tree."

Sasuke snorted and looked at his best friend. "That's ridiculous! We may be popular, but I don't think our fan girls are THAT desperate to turn to a stalker."

"Yeah, maybe you're right."

But he was wrong. Behind the sakura tree, was a third year female student. She had blue hair, in a hime-style cut. She had a pale, yet beautiful complexion. But what's very peculiar about her, is that her eyes were pupil-less. Just plain white-ish. This, was Hinata Hyuga, daughter to Hiashi Hyuga, a well-known business man, and a stalker for her senpai, Naruto.

She and Naruto were childhood friends, always playing around, always together. But then, tragedy struck. A fire struck Naruto's house, forcing him and his parents to move out. She and him were separated, which hurt her hard. She tried to stay in touch with him, but alas, he stopped responding for unknown reasons. It wasn't until she transferred to Konoha's Golden Leaf High School did she see her Naruto again.

Hinata had managed to get his attention, and they rekindled their friendship. But for her, it evolved to something even further. She wanted him to be hers, and her to be his. She wasn't afraid to admit it to herself. Hinata was obsessed with Naruto. To the point that she's, well, a yandere. She stalked Naruto wherever he went, trying to uncover everything he liked and disliked. If she wasn't stalking Naruto, then she was hanging out with him. Looking at him with controlled and hidden lust.

And another about her? She steals his underwear. Every time she's at his house, she would go and raid his underwear drawer and take almost every piece of lower clothing. If that wasn't creepy enough, she would lick EVERY PART of his toned body. Yes, your mind's in the right place. Even THAT part.

She would do ANYTHING for him. And she meant it. Hinata started by sending him the gifts he kept muttering by himself. And to her happiness, it worked. He wanted to find whoever sent him the gifts, wanting to thank them personally. But, even though she was a yandere, she was still shy. What's more, she couldn't just move in quite yet. She needed to get rid of the competition. Her love rival. Shion. A bratty, no-good, princess that thinks everyone should bow down to.

Hinata hated her, because she kept flaunting herself to every male she met, even though she kept saying she wanted to date Naruto. She wouldn't allow that. Naruto deserves someone better. Someone who's loyal and only and does his every bidding. Not some, some, hussy!

The pupil-less beauty noticed that Naruto stood up and was walking back to school, the bell ringing. Hinata smiled. Because of that fact that her next class was with her Naruto. Picking up her stuff and placing in the notebook she was holding, she ran, wanting to catch up with the blonde.

"Naruto-kun!"

Said blonde turned around, seeing Hinata run up to him. Naruto smiled and waved at his friend.

"Hinata-chan! You ready to go to class?"

She nodded, walking along with her senpai to their next class.

TIME SKIP - A FEW WEEKS LATER

Hinata stared at her notebook boredly, writing at it furiously. Right now, she was at her homeroom class, taught by Kakashi Hatake, known pervert and slacker. THey barely did anything, as Kakashi much preferred to read his *ty novel instead of doing anything. So basically, it's always free time. Hinata looked around, at every girl in the class. She narrowed her eyes as she listed them off.

"Ino Yamanaka. Although she doesn't show any affection to Naruto-kun, I need to be sure. Maybe, kill her? No. That's too harsh, she's an old friend. Maybe pair her up with the only boy that she's always awkward around." Hinata stopped her thoughts and began writing down on her notebook. While writing, she resumed her pondering. "Next is Fuu. She won't be a problem. Bug girl is practically head over heels for Shino. Tenten is already being courted by Neji. Don't need to do anything about her. Then there's Koyuki. I heard a rumor she and that femboy Haku had an affair. I'll just have to make sure it's true. Sakura. No need. She and I are the same, but she wants to trap Sasuke, and I Naruto. Hopefully, she'll agree with the favor she owes me. Karin is Naruto-kun's cousin and a love rival for Sakura. That's her problem, not mine. There's Temari, a sister of Naruto's friend. But she's in-love with Shikamaru. I don't get how she fell in love with that slacker. And finally, the mega-b1tch. Shion. I really hope she dies by getting r@ped. No, tortured!"

Hinata heard the bell, and noticed everyone leaving. She closed her notebook gently and placed it back her bag. She slung it over her shoulder. Hinata met direct eye contact with her fellow yandere. Sakura caught the message and nodded. Hinata smiled and walked out of the class.

CAMPUS ROOFTOP - LATER

Hinata leaned against the railing, all the while watching Shion enter. Sakura owed Hinata a favor and she just so happened to be a close acquaintance to Shion. The pink-haired yandere had managed to convince the mega-b1tch.

"Well? Sakura told me you had something to say? Speak up so I can go already. I have plans to do, places to be. And it all involves Naruto-kun."

A gleam flickered in Hinata's eyes, but it went unnoticed by the near-blonde copy of her. It wasn't a mischievous gleam. It wasn't happy,or sad either. No. We should all know what kind of gleam this is. Hinata is a yandere. We've seen the animes, the manga, the games, and god forbid, the hent@i. The gleam in her eyes, is murderous.

"Oh? And what are these plans concerning Naruto-kun?"

Shion smirked like an evil b1tch. "Well, I'm going to be confessing him underneath the Ai Tree."

Hinata's eyes widened at the statement. The Ai Tree was a famous sakura tree within the campus. Whoever confesses to their crush underneath said tree, they'll live agood life, and their confession will be accepted. Hinata narrowed her eyes, clenching the item behind her back.

"Oh? Speechless? Well, don't be. Don't worry, I'll take good care of my boy toy. It's gonna be fun, playing with him. Then after that, I'm gon-"

She couldn't finish her statement. Hinata charged at her and revealed the item she had been item. A katana. She unsheathed it and swung it, giving Shion a large wound on her chest.

Shion's eyes widened, looking at Hinata with fear. The Hyuuga looked at the blonde, an evil, black aura hovering over, her eyes seemed to be glowing. "Heheheheheh. I've waited so long to do this! Be lucky, that you're the only love rival I have for Naruto-kun. Or else, I would've slaughtered the entire female populace in this school. Actually, I just might do that after this!"

Hinata stabbed her katana into Shion's body, eliciting a cry of pain from the blonde. A maniacal grin grew on Hinata's face, as she twisted the katana inside Shion's body. She wasn't done. Hinata took out the katana and stabbed her in all places. Her legs, her arms, her thighs and, yes, even her *. Hinata swung her katana, beheading Shion, her head falling down, a look of complete fear still present. She wasn't finished as she began to do unspeakable things to Shion's body, all the while a creepy smile on her face.

Minutes later, Hinata was done. She had eliminated the only thing that stopped from confessing to Naruto-kun. She looked at her katana and embedded it into the ground. It wasn't hers. It was Kiba's, a dog-lover student who kept trying to get her to date him. With this, he'll stop, and she won't be bothered anymore.

Now, one last thing to do. And she will have him. Hinata walked to the door, leading to the staircase, leaving the very gruesome sight she had left behind. But before she could confess to Naruto, she needed to be presentable. And she wanted to do it underneath the Ai Tree.

A BIT OF A MONTAGE

"Hey, Ino."

The blonde blushed and looked up from her magazine, seeing her crush, Sai, talking to her. "O-oh. Hi, Sai-senpai."

The pale boy awkwardly smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "I was just wondering, if, you would like, to...hang out sometime?"

Ino blushed even more and looked down. Sai frowned, thinking that she didn't want to. But-

"S-sure!"

From behind a locker, Hinata smirked, hearing the entire thing.

Shikamaru looked at the letter in his hands with great surprise, Temari in front of him, her eyes hidden by her hair and her cheeks covered in a rosy blush. The Nara looked up from the letter and at Temari.

"Well, I'll be honest. You're not a troublesome girl, Temari-chan."

The sandy-blonde haired girl looked shock, as Shikamaru pressed his lips to hers, who reciprocated. Once again, behind a locker was Hinata, her smirk much more wider and seemed to have sinister tone.

Hinata watched from a tree, Neji and TenTen make-out like hungry animals. Somewhere near, was Shino and Fuu cuddling each other as if the their partner was a cuddly teddy bear.

Once again, the Hyuuga yandere smirked, this time more devious. More sinister and her eyes seemed to have glowed red. "Fufufufu~ Everything went according to my plan.".

TIME SKIP - A FEW HOURS LATER

Naruto leaned against the Ai Tree. School was over. It was Friday and he should be home, but he wasn't. He saw a letter addressed to him, wanting to meet up with him underneath the Ai Tree. The letter said that whoever wanted to meet up with him, was the only the one who gave him the gifts. Naruto looked up, seeing that he was still alone. Since his father was the head master of the school, he was allowed to stay after hours.

"Naruto-kun!"

Said whiskered blonde's eyes widened as he heard the voice. He turned around, seeing Hinata, smiling at him. "H-hinata-chan! What are you still doing here?"

Hinata took a step forward. "Isn't it obvious? I'm the one who sent you the gifts, Naruto-kun."

"Eh?! Y-you did? But how?! Wait, were you stalking me?!"

Hinata took another step forward, her face contorting to something we should be all familiar. The face of a yandere. "Of course Naruto-kun." He was surprised that she willingly admitted it. "You want to know why? It's because I love you, Naruto-kun! I would do anything for you! Give you anything you want. Degrade myself to nothing but a slave for you! An onahole to be only used by you. I would kill anyone you want me to. And that's a promise to you, senpai~"

Naruto looked shock, and surprised. His seemingly innocent, and cute best friend, was a yandere?! Hinata looked at him and licked his cheek, making him blush. Wait, she's a yandere....she's a yandere!

"W-wait a minute, Hinata-chan. I need you to-

"Don't even try to deny it, Naruto-kun. You love me too~ That plushie I made for you. When you were uttering out your crush's description, I didn't notice it. But when I finished making the plushie...it was an exact replica of me! So~"

The blonde gulped. Well, she had a point. But still, he can't date her just yet. She needs-

"Are you still trying to deny it, Naruto-kun?" Naruto's eyes widened as Hinata drew out a knife. She pointed to him, her face still the same. "Why are you still resisting it, Naruto-kun? Why don't you accept me? Is it my hair? Don't you like it? Or maybe my face? Or, is there anyone blackmailing you~"

Naruto couldn't help but gulp, as Hinata neared his face, the knife dangerously hovering over his chest. He was blushing up a storm, which both confused and brought joy to Hinata.

"I think that's enough."

The two turned around, seeing Naruto's parents; Minato and Kushina Uzumaki. Both student's had wide eyes, but for different reason. Kushina had a huge smile on her face and took a step forward. She opened her mouth to say something, but Hinata beat her to it.

"N-naruto-kun! Y-you're poking my entrance."

Kushina's smile seemed to beam, as she pulled HInata in for a hug. "I knew it! I knew there was a reason I liked you so much! You're perfect for my son! Oh, and by the way, I like how you dealt with Shion. it was so beautiful!"

"Eh? What are you talking about, kaa-chan?"

"Well, Naruto-kun. We found Shion's dismembered body on the roof top. We could only think of one thing, a yandere did it. We managed to find out who it was and planned to find and confront the culprit about it the next day, but it seems we don't need to, as we found out it was hInata. She's your childhood crush + current best friend, and if anything is to by your junior, it seems to like her a lot as well."

Naruto blushed and hid his erection. He forgot about that. Kushina continued to hug Hinata quite tightly. She looked at Naruto and gave him a thumbsup. "Don't worry Naruto-kun! We've already accepted Hinata as your beloved now. She's going to be the best daughter-in-law I'll have!"

"R-really?!"

Hinata had heard this and cheered. If you're still confused, then let me explain. The male Uzumakis can only date yanderes. Dating non-yanderes is seen as blasphemy and an offense, punishable by death. However, the yandere must be first accepted by the parents before they could become a couple. But since Hinata was so well-liked by Minato and Kushina already, they already gave their blessings to her.

The four went to the Uzumaki home and sat down to talk. While the newly minted couple cuddled and kiss, the parents were already planning for their son's and his new girlfriend's marriage. Oh, I forgot to mention that fact. Once the male has found an accepted yandere, they'll be going straight to marriage. No matter what. Screw what the yandere's parents think. Tradition must be followed. Two hours later, Hinata decided to head back home. She gave Naruto a goodbye kiss, which lasted for about five minutes, and told her goodbyes to the Minato and Kushina.

Hinata's Apartment

Hinata opened up the door to her apartment and plopped down on her bed. She stared at the ceiling before grabbing her bag and taking out a pure black notebook from it. She placed it down on the desk and took out a pen. With a smirk, she began writing down on the notebook.

"I can't believe you actually went through with it."

A tall, yet lanky figure loomed over Hinata. It seemed to be some sort of goth, as evidenced by it's clothing and accessories. It's skin was blue, it had spiky hair. But the eyes, were large and seemed unblinking. But the mouth, it had a grin on it's face, showing the sharp teeth.

Hinata turned around, and faced the figure. "Of course, Ryuk. Like I said earlier, I will do anything for the love of my life." She faced back to her desk, looking at the notebook. "Even if I have to write his name on the Death Note to make sure he stays safe."

There, it was written within the Death Note:

Uzumaki Naruto - Dies at the age of 100 after living a great life with his wife, Hinata Hyuuga.

Uzumaki Kushina - Dies at the age of 85, after her husband dies peacefully.

Uzumaki Minato - Dies at the age of 86 after finally having closure from his past guilt.

Shion Oni - Dies brutally by Hinata Hyuuga's hands at the school rooftop on exactly 12:00 P.M..

Sai Geijutsu - Dies at the age of 70 after protecting and ensuring his wife's safety.

Ino Yamanaka - Dies at the age of 69 after ensuring that her children and grandchildren are taught the ways of Kira.

Temari Sabaku - Dies at the age of 71 after being pregnant from their 6th child.

Shikamaru Nara - Dies at the age of 75 after seeing his children go on with their lives.

Kiba Inuzuka - Dies after being r@ped repeatedly by the Yuri *.

Hinata smirked. "I'll be perfectly honest, I had no idea about Naruto-kun's clan only accepting yandere's as their girlfriend. But it doesn't matter. It only helped me in the end. Now, everything will go smoothly. After all," Hinata's eyes turned blood red, her smirk turned sinister. "everything went according to plan. And I will wipe out the * of this world where I will rule it as a goddess, with Naruto-kun and those who accept me by my side! Soon, the world will know the name Kira!"

The blue-haired yandere's shoulder started to shake before she finally started to laugh out madly, her eyes shining darkly. Ryuk's grin seemed to grow wider, as he joined Hinata in her laughing, but his was very raspy yet the evilness was there. He could only think of one thing.

"Humans. Your species really are interesting!"