Menma: You're good Naruto and I'm Black Naruto. Goodie goodie two-shoes. Goodie goodie two-

Naruto: You're not black! You're like...white. Or Asian. Or, whatever we are. I don't know.

Menma: You're taking this way too literally. Or, not literally enough?

Naruto: I'm just saying I expected BLACK Naruto. But what I got was, Dark Naruto. Nega Naruto. Oturan.

Menma: You done?

Naruto: Naruto's the new black

Said blonde gets punched in the gut by his black counterpart.

STATIC AND SWITCHED TO SASUKE HOLDING KAKASHI UP BY THE COLLAR

Sasuke: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO F***ING SMART?! I HAD TO GO THROUGH A LOT OF THINGS TO GET PERFECT SUSANOO AND YOU JUST GOT IT INSTANTLY! I'LL SLAP YOUR * HATAKE!

SWITCHES TO MENMA OVERPOWERING SASUKE

Sasuke: How?! HOW ARE YOU SO MUCH POWERFUL THAN ME?!

Menma: Because Sasuke, no matter what ramen topping they name me.

Stabs Sasuke in the gut

Menma: I'm still Naruto.

Sasuke falls to the ground, a large gaping hole in his chest.

Naruto: Huh. DIfferent universe, same results, eh best buddy?

Sasuke: Oh f***- *Groan* you!

Switches to Naruto and Sasuke standing in a lake

Naruto: Sasuke, is this really necessary?

Sasuke: Yes it is you worthless, thankless ingrate! I can't believe that you-

Hagoromo appears out of nowhere, holding his staff.

Hagoromo: Alright, gentlemen, let's calm it down. Take a deep breath. *Inhales* Good. Now Sasuke, let's address the issue.

Sasuke: The issue? The issue is that I spend every day training with you- to be a better rival for him. And what does he do? He goes out and PAYS for it!

Naruto: Well I don't see how that's-

Hagoromo: Naruto, hold on, this is Sasuke's turn. Now, how did that make you feel Sasuke?

Sasuke: It made me feel hurt. It made me feel inadequate. Like I'm not good enough.

Naruto: Oh come on Sasuke, don't be like that. It was just a one time thing!

Sasuke: Was it dobe?! Because last time I checked, there's a whole exam coming up and something tells me you're excited to see him!

Naruto: Well sure, but-

Sasuke: See! This is what I'm talking about!

Naruto: Sasuke, come on! We just tag teamed like last week!

Sasuke: Well I bet you would've tag teamed with Obito if he were there!

Naruto: Well that's not, I-

Hagoromo: Alright, let's not get too off topic. Naruto? Tell us: Why did you decide to pay Obito to be your partner?

Naruto: *Sigh* He just does things, ya know? Thing you can't! I can't go through life only the same thing, day in day out.

Sasuke: Oh there it is! After 15 years I just don't excite you anymore, is that it?!

Naruto: You know? Sai wasn't like this when you came along.

Sasuke: Oh? So that's what this is now, huh?

Hagoromo: Now Sasuke, no one's saying you aren't Naruto's rival anymore.

Sasuke: No! I want to hear it from him!

Naruto: *blink* I mean...

I don't even know.....