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[ Fanfiction ] Naruto Shippuden Super Abridge (Rating T)

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On 2017-09-26 14:39:49Show this Author OnlyDescending Order
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Menma: You're good Naruto and I'm Black Naruto. Goodie goodie two-shoes. Goodie goodie two-


Naruto: You're not black! You're like...white. Or Asian. Or, whatever we are. I don't know.


Menma: You're taking this way too literally. Or, not literally enough?


Naruto: I'm just saying I expected BLACK Naruto. But what I got was, Dark Naruto. Nega Naruto. Oturan.


Menma: You done?


Naruto: Naruto's the new black


Said blonde gets punched in the gut by his black counterpart.


STATIC AND SWITCHED TO SASUKE HOLDING KAKASHI UP BY THE COLLAR


Sasuke: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO F***ING SMART?! I HAD TO GO THROUGH A LOT OF THINGS TO GET PERFECT SUSANOO AND YOU JUST GOT IT INSTANTLY! I'LL SLAP YOUR * HATAKE!


SWITCHES TO MENMA OVERPOWERING SASUKE


Sasuke: How?! HOW ARE YOU SO MUCH POWERFUL THAN ME?!


Menma: Because Sasuke, no matter what ramen topping they name me.


Stabs Sasuke in the gut


Menma: I'm still Naruto.


Sasuke falls to the ground, a large gaping hole in his chest.


Naruto: Huh. DIfferent universe, same results, eh best buddy?


Sasuke: Oh f***- *Groan* you!


Switches to Naruto and Sasuke standing in a lake


Naruto: Sasuke, is this really necessary?


Sasuke: Yes it is you worthless, thankless ingrate! I can't believe that you-


Hagoromo appears out of nowhere, holding his staff.


Hagoromo: Alright, gentlemen, let's calm it down. Take a deep breath. *Inhales* Good. Now Sasuke, let's address the issue.


Sasuke: The issue? The issue is that I spend every day training with you- to be a better rival for him. And what does he do? He goes out and PAYS for it!


Naruto: Well I don't see how that's-


Hagoromo: Naruto, hold on, this is Sasuke's turn. Now, how did that make you feel Sasuke?


Sasuke: It made me feel hurt. It made me feel inadequate. Like I'm not good enough.


Naruto: Oh come on Sasuke, don't be like that. It was just a one time thing!

Sasuke: Was it dobe?! Because last time I checked, there's a whole exam coming up and something tells me you're excited to see him!


Naruto: Well sure, but-


Sasuke: See! This is what I'm talking about!


Naruto: Sasuke, come on! We just tag teamed like last week!


Sasuke: Well I bet you would've tag teamed with Obito if he were there!


Naruto: Well that's not, I-


Hagoromo: Alright, let's not get too off topic. Naruto? Tell us: Why did you decide to pay Obito to be your partner?


Naruto: *Sigh* He just does things, ya know? Thing you can't! I can't go through life only the same thing, day in day out.


Sasuke: Oh there it is! After 15 years I just don't excite you anymore, is that it?!


Naruto: You know? Sai wasn't like this when you came along.


Sasuke: Oh? So that's what this is now, huh?


Hagoromo: Now Sasuke, no one's saying you aren't Naruto's rival anymore.


Sasuke: No! I want to hear it from him!


Naruto: *blink* I mean...



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On 2017-09-27 03:44:55Show this Author Only
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* that marriage crisis between these two... I can't even xD

This is gold


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On 2017-09-27 10:41:22Show this Author Only
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Nice abridged, I like it :D


Now this got me nostalgic, to be honest now I kinda wish that the old abridged would come back too...

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