This is a story I published years back on fanfiction.net, and I decided to share it all with you. It is absolute crack and should not be taken seriously. I was goofy kid who thought I could make a story that make everyone pee their pants from laughter. It is rated K for the sheer *ity.

Here it is (with some minor fixes from the orginal, which is located here: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9865214/1/Jingle-Bells-Naruto-Style):


"This idea is *!" Sasuke said.
"Agreed." Sakura said as she held up the song sheet, "Were you drunk or something, Naruto?"
"No! I am WAY too young to even be near sake!" Naruto said, "Come on! It's almost Christmas and I want to do this!"
Kakashi winced a bit at Naruto's pleading puppy eyes.
"Naruto, I have to agree with Sakura and Sasuke. This song idea is ridiculous. Not to mention, it may offend some people." Kakashi said.
"Like I care. It's suppose to be funny! I mean at least it makes fun of the Akatsuki!" Naruto said.

Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura thought about it. The Akatsuki were bad people but there were chances they could have snuck into the village without problems like they had in the past.

"NO!" Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke yelled.
"Fine!" Naruto said *ing the paper with his song written on it and left the training ground for the day.


The next morning, Naruto had created several Shadow Clones and sent them out through the village to spread the song out to everyone. If Team Seven would not help him do so, he would do it himself.

"Oh!
Jingle bells!
Jingle bells!
Sasuke smells!
Sakura laid and egg!
Naruto lost his ramen,
And Kakashi passed out the next day! HEY!"

Sasuke and Sakura cursed their luck when several Narutos bombarded past their house singing WAY out of sync in a tone that would kill a cat named Tora. Sasuke and Sakura were forced to cover their ears. Kakashi was fairing no better.

"Dashing through Konoha.
In a one nurse open gurney.
Poor Tsunade has to over work again.
So lets drive Jiraiya crazy tonight!"

Tsunade was just ticked off while Jiraiya was disturbed by the chaos Naruto caused on his own. It got even worse when a few clones decided to use *y/Harem Jutsu on the perverts to make them submit and listen to the song. Jiraiya was among those who were hypnotized into listening to the song via *y/Harem Jutsu.

"Oh!
Jingle bells!
Jingle bells!
Sasuke smells!
Sakura laid and egg!
Naruto lost his ramen,
And Kakashi passed out the next day! HEY!"

The ANBU ran away from the horrid singing, meeting their defeat that day. Even the ROOT ran away from the singing Narutos. Kisame swore he could sense Konoha was in distress. That caused Pein to lead an invasion on Konoha.

"Deidara bombed an outhouse,
Claiming it smelled really badly.
Sasori punched Tobi across a room,
For wreaking havoc on his puppets for no reason.
Pein is ticked off at his organization,
For their reckless behavior,
and need for a the* named Itachi!"

The Akatsuki were steaming at that part of the song. They popped every single clone they came across but the singing became even more annoying. Deidara was offended by the fact he would never bomb a building that was for taking a dump in just for it smelling badly. Tobi dwarfed at Sasori. Pein was very outraged but at the same time could agree due to the Akatsuki members always getting into dumb arguments. Itachi just wanted to get away from the horrid singing.

"Oh!
Jingle bells!
Jingle bells!
Sasuke smells!
Sakura laid and egg!
Naruto lost his ramen,
And Kakashi passed out the next day! HEY!"

"NARUTO!" Everyone in Konoha screamed, "YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Naruto ran away from Konoha as fast as he could. He made sure he left a few false leads so no one could find him until the commotion died down.

This post was last edited by Kimiko97 at 2017-7-6 19:35