Summary: Keiji overreacts to somebody's new hairstyle in the Academy...
Note: This a side story to Crimson Fist and his (Lack of a) Love Life :P There’s a whole bunch of poorly written humor in here And Keiji is now the main character… too much Midnight Blade *puts head in hands* Also too many of my fanfics floating around the forums o.o
Midnight Blade: Keiji
Scarlet Blaze: Ryo
Breeze Dancer: Yumeko
Azure Fang: Kisaki
Crimson Fist: Iwao --- It was a bright, sunny day outside in Konoha. It usually was, in fact. The grass couldn’t get any greener, the air couldn’t get fresher. There was nothing unusual going on as Keiji strolled to the academy. Well, Naruto waved at him unexpectedly when he reached the Academy doors, but that’s beside the point. He was probably setting up another prank that Keiji should probably prevent from happening (but he didn’t; it was strangely exhilarating to watch others fall victim to Naruto’s ingenious traps). When Naruto got to the Academy early, you knew something was up. Keiji gave a small wave back (which even shocked himself) and entered the building. And quickly backed out, gasping for breath. Oh gods no. THOSE SPIKES. “What’s wrong?” Ryo poked his head out of the door with those horrifying spikes no no no get them away from me— “Nothing. Go back into the room.” “Yes, nothing. You’re curled up into a ball… why are you staring at me like I’m some sort of horrible creature?” Ryo crept a little closer. “GO AWAY!” Keiji screamed, burying his face into his arms. “Um, clearly you’re not feeling well, can I take you to the hospital—” “STOP! STAY AWAY FROM ME!” Keiji gasped. Ryo held his hands up. “Mm, okay…” Keiji stood himself up shakily. “PIKEHEAD!” he exclaimed, an irritated look on his face. Ryo froze in shock. Pikehead…? Oh. Oh ho ho… Ryo snickered in realization. “Where’s your stone face now, Keiwaii-chan?” “GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” Keiji turned pale white and fainted on the spot.Ryo stared at Keiji in shock. Sis, exactly how much did you terrorize Keiji...?--- A few hours later “Keiji, stop pretending to be asleeeeep~!” Kisaki whined, poking Keiji’s unconscious body. Keiji shuddered under the hospital covers. “…the spikes…” Kisaki massaged her temple in frustration. Yumeko, I SWEAR… “Dear lord.” Iwao sighed. “I wonder what happened to him.” He’d been there for a few hours to accompany Kisaki in the hospital, who refused to go back to the Academy. Iwao was also forced to carry Keiji to the hospital when Kisaki stumbled upon Ryo unsuccessfully trying to drag Keiji there. Ryo’d gotten very close, but he wasn’t quite strong enough. At that moment, Ryo poked his head into the room. “Is he awake?” Kisaki pouted. “He won’t get OUT of BED!” “Hmmm…” It was then that Ryo got another of his dastardly plans. He might look innocent, but anyone who knew him could tell that he’s always plotting something. Kisaki and Iwao sensed the foreboding danger in the air. “Ryo, don’t you dare…” Iwao warned. “Calm down, Ryo…” Kisaki added. Ryo grinned this creepy smile that he sometimes got. “Hey, Kisaki~” Keiji slightly stirred under the covers. Oh god Yumeko’s here?! Iwao looked very su*ious of Ryo’s actions. Partly because of his, um, fancy for Kisaki. And her safety. Of course. Kisaki looked at Ryo with this horrified expression on her face, like she knew what was going to happen. Was that Yumeko’s voice that just came out of his mouth?! “You’re looking especially pretty today~!” Ryo sang, still imitating his sister. Kisaki had this dumbfounded look on her face. A guy is complementing me… but it’s actually a girl… No, it’s not… What? Iwao’s face grew dark and stormy. Keiji shot out of bed. “Yumeko, don’t you dare--! Ryo?” He paused. Ryo hummed in his sister’s voice. “That’s me~!” Keiji pulled out his katana. “PIKEHEAD!” “Oh look, your stone face cracked again.” Ryo’s actual voice came back as he grinned innocently. “And you’re awake!” Keiji was not amused. He unsheathed his katana, murderous intent oozing out of him. Everyone else in the room took a step back. “Did someone call me~?” Yumeko herself burst into the room, shocking everyone in the room. She plucked Keiji’s katana out of his hand nonchalantly and latched onto his arm. “How’re you doing? You feeling any better, Keiwaii-chan?” Yumeko purred. Keiji’s face turned blue with horror. He promptly fell backwards as Ryo tried to stifle a laugh.---“…And that’s why I call Ryo pikehead,” Keiji mumbled. Gosh darn it, they could’ve picked a different question…The truth and dare game involving the genins had developed into a game where everyone had to tell a story about the most humiliating story in their lives. If anyone backed out, they’d have their head shaved bald.Keiji was pretty sure Ryo was contemplating the prospect. Ryo probably wouldn’t even mind being bald (for a short time).
As expected, everyone else was cracking up. Well, Ryo and Yumeko had these grins that screamed, Yep, we dunnit. That was caused by US. And we’re proud of it.
Note: Keiwaii-chan is Yumeko’s ridiculous nickname for Keiji XDIt's Keiji and the word kawaii put together, so...
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