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1＃ Go ToSummary: Just a multi-chapter slice of life short story of the Naruto Online Characters. This is a parody fanfic.
Note: Might contain grammatical errors, if so, please let me know. I haven't edited/proof-read it yet.
Anyway, please enjoy and let me know what you guys think! :$
Chapter 1 - Closet Raid (DLHSB Parody)
"Yo Midnight! How did you pass Team 8's Ninja Exam? I have to retake it in two days... And if I fail again, my mom would take away my allowance for a year." Crimson dropped the dumbbells to the floor, and flexed his sore muscles to evaluate his built. "Need that allowance to buy more protein shake for the weight-lifting competition, ya know?"
Scarlet dropped his magazine from his face, low enough to glance at Crimson. "Is there still any use to asking him, you muscle-head? You'll still probably fail it."
Midnight glared at the two ninjas. He just cleaned out and organized his room, but when Scarlet and Crimson came over, the room was comparable to the training room back in the Academy.
Scarlet brought over his dirty magazines, and left them sprawling open on the floor, displaying disturbing pictures of women he had yet seen. Scarlet also spilt the soda his mom brought up, but it was him who rushed to his bathroom to clean up the mess Scarlet made. What's worse was the minute he got back, Crimson –– the musclehead, as Scarlet liked to call him –– took out his lifting equipment, and started to use his room as a work-out area. And now, his room smelt of Crimson's sweat.
With his fists clenched, Midnight dropped to his knees. What has my life come to?
"What's wrong, Midnight?" Crimson asked. "You have diarrhea?"
"Both of you are my problem!"
"What did I do?" Scarlet raised his hands, as if he was in arrest. "It was muscle-head over there who failed his exam, not me." Scarlet shrugged him off.
"W-what? Now it's my fault? It's not my fault Team 8's so good. Gai-sensei told me I was strong enough, but lacked the strategy to pass the exam. Shikamaru's off sleeping somewhere, You're too busy replacing Jiraiya-sensei at the bathing area, so my only option is Midnight!"
Midnight's brows twitched at his bickering friends. "Go home, you guys! You're both annoying. Both of you ALWAYS hang out in my place, and do nothing but bicker, and * my room!"
"Tch." Scarlet clicked his tongue. "You don't appreciate nice things. I'll just go home." Scarlet gathered his magazines, and headed towards the door.
Scarlet stopped half-way. "Hey... Is your sister home?"
Crimson swung his training bag over his shoulders. "I know what you're thinking, and we really shouldn't..."
"Go home and keep yourself locked up!" Midnight shouted.
=+=+=+="This doesn't even cover anything." Crimson examined the skirt. "It's too short, and when the wind *s, you'll practically see everything."
"As much as I love women, their defense mechanism is just too embarrassing." Scarlet rummaged through the closet. "Even I get embarrassed when I watch them get embarrassed."
"Wow... Did not expect that even you get embarrassed by that, Scarlet. 'Cause I sure know you don't, especially when you watch them bathe." Midnight just watched the two from the door, as they went through his sister's closet. As much as he hated his sister, he was not that * to go in her room, much less go through her closet.
Scarlet smirked. He had found what he was looking for... *. Going through them one-by-one, his smirk faltered. Midnight's sister apparently have those granny-*, and that was not the type he was looking for. "No wonder your sister's so stoic. Even her underwear's the same as her."
"What are you?! A pervert?!" Realizing his mistake, Midnight corrected himself. "No, don't answer that. We already know what you are."
"She's going to kill us if she finds out, so clean up after your mess Scarlet." Crimson pointed at the huge pile of clothes behind Scarlet.
"You've only realized that now? Or should I say, stop making me yell at you!" Midnight could never have a break when dumb and dumber were around. He was the youngest of the three, but he was more mature than the other two.
"W-what are you doing?!" Both Midnight and Crimson just stared at Scarlet. He was wearing underwear over his pants.
"Even superman's underwear looks better than your sister's, Midnight." Scarlet adjusted the underwear to its maximum capacity, with it finally resting centimeters lower than his belly *on. "Feels comfy though... I wonder how it feels under my pants."
"Don't you have at least a bit of decency left? Your pervertedness can't even compare to Jiraiya-sensei's."
"Says the person who's already wearing it underneath." Scarlet eyed Crimson, who stood upright confidently.
"Feels comfortable." Crimson did various stretches. "No restriction. Feels better than briefs. Might have to borrow her underwear Midnight, it might help me win the competition."
"Why don't you ask her? It's not like I'm the one who owns those." Midnight leaned on doorframe. He lost his energy from bickering with the two, and there was no point in stopping them once they've started their agenda.
"Good point. I will ask her when she gets home."
"Ask me what?"
Suddenly, the air turned cold and heavy. Everyone turned their head towards the arrival of Midnight's sister. Scarlet was frozen midway from removing his pants, with her underwear clenched around his fists. Crimson rapidly shielded his arms over his lower torso. While, Midnight backed away from his sister, and unconsciously entered her room.
Their mouths gaped open, as they tried to think of an excuse. They were definitely dead.
TBC...
Chapter 2: Posted
Chapter 3: Will post soon...
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- TomatoKat On 2016-10-23 05:11:20
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Hahaha. I love this~
So unfair that Midnight Blade is the 2nd tallest (if I'm correct) despite being the youngest.
Well, it has to be one of the girls... maybe Breeze Dancer? Cause Azure is much more playful, as you can see with the dialogue in the game (expressions tho.)
I also have a headcanon that Scarlet is the perverted, and mischievous of all of them. C;
hihihi... :D
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- TomatoKat On 2016-10-23 05:11:20
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Hahaha. I love this~
So unfair that Midnight Blade is the 2nd tallest (if I'm correct) despite being the youngest.
Well, it has to be one of the girls... maybe Breeze Dancer? Cause Azure is much more playful, as you can see with the dialogue in the game (expressions tho.)
I also have a headcanon that Scarlet is the perverted, and mischievous of all of them. C;
thank you! hihihi xD
i also have a similar perception of Scarlet, so just look forward to the next few chapters ;P -
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- Dosu On 2016-10-26 12:12:45
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I like it a lot, love the personalities you gave the mains although they do seem a tad like "archetypal" slice of life characters.
Midnight's the sane one, the one who has to deal with everyone else's weirdness. It'd be pretty cool if he had a weird side underneath, though. Scarlet's the pervy slacker type who usually ends up getting beaten up. Crimson's the strong one; probably quieter than the others, but dedicated to physical prowess.
Looking forward to more of this. I can't see the mains the same way anymore now...
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Summary: Just a multi-chapter slice of life short story of the Naruto Online Characters. This is a parody fanfic.
Note: Thank you so much for reading the first chapter. Hope you all enjoy the second chapter :)
Remember, it might contain grammatical errors, if so, please let me know. I haven't proof-read it yet. orz
Also, each chapter might always be a new "scene," which means, it might always not continue on from the last chapter's story. :3
Chapter 2 - Scary Stories (DLHSB Parody)
The three teenagers were seated on the floor of Midnight's room.
"The other day, I was at the hot springs..." There goes Scarlet again with his peeping escapades.
"What's this all of a sudden?" Midnight asked.
"You know how I found a better spot into the women's section right?" Both Crimson and Midnight waited for Scarlet to continue. "It was around 6 to 7 pm, so there's still a few women left. At the better spot –– not my usual spot okay? –– I peeked into the hole, but there was only one person left in the bathing area. From my view, her body 'till her neck was submerged down the water, so I patiently waited for her to get out of the water. But, after 30 to 40 minutes, she still hasn't gotten up. So I made some weird rustling noises, to get her to go out of the water..." Scarlet paused.
"As soon as she heard the noise, her head swiftly turned... But when she turned..."
"What?! Go on! Stop making dramatic pauses!" Crimson said impatiently.
"She had no face!" Scarlet exclaimed.
Midnight and Crimson scooted closer to each other.
"She had no friggin' face! Like she had hair, she had ears, she had a jaw... But her face was blank!" Scarlet moved his hands in front of his face to depict the characteristics of the person that he saw. "No eyes, no nose, no mouth! Heck, she didn't even have any eyebrows!"
"Stop it! Don't continue anymore!" Midnight covered both of his ears, and tried to drown the noise with his own voice.
Crimson gulped, and tried to play it cool by stretching his body.
"Oi! Oi! Shut up Midnight! I'm still trying to tell a story here!" Scarlet rolled his eyes, and Midnight died down. "Anyway... Since she had no face I was startled so I stepped back from the hole, and tried to evaluate what I really saw –– since it still wouldn't process in my mind, y'know? I peeked back into the hole, but the woman was gone..."
"Ah?That's it?" Crimson's muscles visibly relaxed from it's earlier state. "It's not that bad... Nothing really happened." He laughed nervously.
"Oh, but when I turned around, she was there holding a knife, so I screamed and ran for my life." Scarlet nonchalantly said.
Crimson's tanned face lost its color. While, Midnight covered his ears.
"NOOOOO!!!! There's no way, I can get out of my head now!" The youngest of the three shouted. As cool and collected he was on a daily basis, he was never a fan of horror stories.
"Speaking of which, a scary thing happened to me too..."
Midnight and Scarlet directed their attention to Crimson.
"This isn't a scary story contest, you know?" Scarlet mumbled.
"As you all know, I'm very concerned about my * hair."
"This is the first time I heard that." Midnight nodded his head in agreement with Scarlet.
" Plucking it one by one doesn't get me anywhere, it slips through my fingers, and if I do get to pull it, it's painful as hell." Crimson placed his hands across his torso, as he remembered the pain that was more agonizing than Azure's Flowing Whip. "At that time, I saw my father's razor in the bathroom. I thought to myself that with one swoop, I'll get rid of this annoying * hair."
Crimson pulled his collar down to reveal his torso. "Then, it turned to this." His chest was covered around his * area, with some of the blood seeping through the bandage.
Midnight and Scarlet unconsciously put one hand over their chest.
Scarlet shivered, "That's not scary at all! That was a story of pain, you muscle-head!"
"Ah... I wish my * will grow back." Crimson adjusted his shirt to its original fit.
"Just get it checked already! Ask the Hokage, or Sakura to heal it for you or something!"
"I don't know why, but somehow, I feel like I was the one who lost a *... and it's not a good feeling." Midnight closed his eyes, as if he was the one in pain. "Speaking of which, a scary thing happened to me too..."
"Enough already..." Scarlet's head dropped to his hands.
"I was trying out this new ramen stall that was located through the alley of East Konoha, you know the alley beside the hot springs? Anyway, I took Naruto there with me, since he's the only one who can decide what's a good ramen. So, we were eating like crazy, and somehow Naruto's face turned blue..."
"I took him to the alleyway, and inside his vomit, there was something wriggling. I took a closer look... There were maggots in it." Midnight laughed. "Somehow, that place was already closed down because they food inspector found nasty stuff in there kitchen. But of course, when we went there, they were opened illegally."
This time, both Crimson and Scarlet lost their color from head to toe. Scarlet first stood up, followed by Crimson, and the two staggered towards the door.
"Your turn again, Scarlet."
"Wait... Can we just stop here?" Scarlet tried so hard not to gag.
"I need to go to the bathroom..." Crimson shoved Scarlet out of the way, and ran to the bathroom. He twisted the knob, but it wouldn't open, so he broke the door down with force.
Gagging sounds and liquid splashes were heard through the walls of the bathroom. Midnight's sister –– Azure –– was already on the floor, vomiting the contents of her stomach out to the toilet.
"AH! MIDNIGHT'S SISTER!" Crimson exclaimed.
Scarlet arrived seconds later. "Seems like she also heard the story..."
"Let's go at it too." Crimson put his finger inside his mouth, to make himself gag.
"Move over, Azure!" Scarlet shouted.
Midnight peeked through the broken-down door. Now, I can't say that that was just a made-up story... Midnight thought to himself as Azure, Crimson, and Scarlet fought over the toilet inside the bathroom.
TBC...
Chapter 3:To be continued...
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- TomatoKat On 2016-10-31 05:40:46
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O.o Oh wow, I didn't expect Azure to be Midnight's sister, seeing that her facial ex
pressions are more playful and nice (from the dialogue), rather than stoic... :L
I just did it based on phenotypic characteristics, since midnight and azure have "closer" characteristics (hair color lol).
I was going to make Breeze the sister, but i decided to change it.
Normally, Azure is playful around her friends. But around her "brother's" friends, she's a little bit stoic (especially with Scarlet). Since you know, water vs fire?
Also, no one wants someone to enter their room without permission, and go through their stuff (ch. 1).
More of this would be explained in future chapters :3
This post was last edited by Rie at 2016-10-31 06:30 -
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- On 2016-11-03 07:24:38
- Have you ever watched Daily Life Of High School Boy? This so similar its hilarious Its like the Naruto online version.Its still funny to remember funny moments like this whem it happened :)
I did.
this fanfic is a parody of that, as stated in title and summary (but with twist of naruto online) ^^ -
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