Christmas in the Hidden Leaf

Stanza 1:

Who is that ninja sneaking there on the roof?

It is Kakashi, wiring Fairy Lights aloof!

Who is that ninja hiding behind the fir tree?

It is Tenten, summoning baubles with glee!

Stanza 2:

Who is that ninja hauling the big gift bag?

It is Shikamaru, complaining: “What a drag!”

Who is that ninja riding a dog sleigh?

It is Kiba, so you better make way!

Chorus:

Christmas in the Hidden Leaf;

Ninjas, rejoice! Just have belief.

Christmas in the Hidden Leaf

Is full of joy, and much mischief.

Stanza 3:

Who is that ninja in a Santa disguise?

It is Naruto, preparing a big surprise!

Who is that ninja bringing lumps of coal?

It is Ibiki, and he will apparise your soul!

Stanza 4:

Who is that ninja lighting fireworks for New Year’s?

It is Edo Itachi; so hold your tears...

Who is that ninja preparing the festive food?

It is Sakura; oh, no! Now we are scr3wed!