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[ Events ] Christmas Event – Tell Hokage a Joke or a Riddle

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Sinketsu Senju
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On 2022-12-25 08:07:12 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Madara against the 5 Kage:

'Weakness disgusts me.'

Madara against Might Guy:

'I, Madara, declare you are the strongest!'




This post was last edited by Sinketsu Senju on 2022-12-25 08:07:31.
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Gengetsuuu
  • Registered: 2022-05-29
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On 2022-12-25 08:22:05 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Why was Orochimaru so good at math?

Because he could calculate the number of souls he had stolen!

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czakner
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On 2022-12-25 20:45:52 ｜ Show this Author Only
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What is Ichiraku's best food?

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KhaledGabry
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On 2022-12-26 00:23:43 ｜ Show this Author Only
24＃

-The clan of love and hatred, light and darkness

Answer: Uchiha

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bogdanel933@gma
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On 2022-12-26 02:53:34 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Naruto and Kakashi Sensei were out on a walk.

Naruto still wanted to get Sakuras attention so he asked Kakashi:

-Sensei what is the fastest way to a grils heart? Kakashi answers:

-CHIDORIIII

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Snaku
  • Registered: 2022-08-17
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On 2022-12-26 03:38:33 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Why did the Hokage cross the road?

To show the power of the Leaf village and demonstrate his ninja skills by jumping over rooftops and performing a series of complex hand seals to summon a toad to carry him across the street..or maybe he just needed to get to the other side.

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Sownzxs
  • Registered: 2021-12-15
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On 2022-12-26 04:07:28 ｜ Show this Author Only
27＃

How do snowglobes feel about Christmas?

It always leaves them a little shaken.

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Zzenn
  • Registered: 2017-07-24
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On 2022-12-26 17:54:57 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Why was Killer Bee so worried about getting a haircut?

Because he was afraid of getting a buzz cut! ba dum tss

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BlackHeavenlyAb
  • Registered: 2022-11-09
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On 2022-12-26 21:22:50 ｜ Show this Author Only
29＃

What wears red, is fat and carries a bag wherever he goes?
It's not Santa Claus, it's Choji eating a bag of chip potatoes!

Sem título

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xBlitz
  • Registered: 2017-07-27
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On 2022-12-27 00:12:13 ｜ Show this Author Only
30＃

You feel what I feel
You experience what I experience
You can command me to suit what you need
You can create one to hundreds to thousands of me
But I will always take half of your current power whenever one of me is created
What am I?

Answer: Shadow Clone

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Zeus⚡
  • Registered: 2022-12-27
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On 2022-12-27 08:01:18 ｜ Show this Author Only
31＃

-Where does gaara park his car?

-In the Gaarage

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Yukidori
  • Registered: 2019-10-20
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On 2022-12-27 17:22:48 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Who went shopping on Black Friday, but brought nothing home?

Madara Uchiha

Because he got startled and ran away whenever people queue behind him




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Josh09
  • Registered: 2021-06-04
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On 2022-12-27 23:08:40 ｜ Show this Author Only
33＃

Why does Naruto loves Ramen?
Why?


Simply because he needs LONG LIFE!
(Noodles-long noodles have been used as a metaphor for longevity )

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Hedrack
  • Registered: 2017-07-24
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On 2022-12-28 08:45:30 ｜ Show this Author Only
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Why is a group of Uchihas not called sharinG@NG?

-Because they are sharinGONE.




This post was last edited by Hedrack on 2022-12-28 08:45:57.
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Yancho
  • Registered: 2017-07-24
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On 2022-12-29 07:34:10 ｜ Show this Author Only
35＃

Why couldn't Naruto ever beat Kakashi in a race?

Because every time he tried, Kakashi would "copy" his speed and beat him to the finish line.

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Sanemi shinazug
  • Registered: 2021-06-16
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On 2022-12-29 08:51:47 ｜ Show this Author Only
36＃

Which ninja is always putting on a show?

The "Rock" Lee

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Dumbledore Calr
  • Registered: 2017-09-07
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On 2022-12-30 03:58:25 ｜ Show this Author Only
37＃

Naruto: Kakashi sensei how do I get to Sakura's heart?

Kakashi: Lightning blade

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HininNekos
  • Registered: 2017-07-24
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On 2022-12-30 10:27:24 ｜ Show this Author Only
38＃

Why can't ninja take a joke?

They're too sensei-tive.

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Fluffy123
  • Registered: 2017-07-24
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On 2022-12-30 16:36:57 ｜ Show this Author Only
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I am a treasure,

often used for pleasure.

Unlocks an irresistible desire,

awakes in him a creature.

What am I?

(Answer: Jiraiya's telescope)



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Mohamed Negm
  • Registered: 2022-05-26
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On 2022-12-31 00:57:01 ｜ Show this Author Only
40＃

Iam the best ninja in naruto ?who am I?

ofcoures Naruto XD

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