Hey, remember Subarashi-soul?

...who

doicare it’s been like months since the last episode

i doubt our viewers even remember our names

You know, the lady who likes to cyberbully Generic Suna Nin.

Who draws her getting beaten up and shot in the head.

Who has like 30 stamps talking about how awful and ugly she is and how nobody likes her.

gently caressing terrible piece of poo poo human being.

ok

You know, there’s not many people that really bother me in this world.

I’m a chill guy.

But this?

With how hateful she is, I hope she steps on a nail.

It would rid the world of one more awful toxic person.

One less piece of filth contaminating this universe.

dude

I bet bacteria and dirt don’t even want to get near her, so she never ever even needs to take a shower!

dude chill

I bet whenever she looks in a mirror it CRACKS!

you can’t say this about someone in a pg 13 forum

I bet when her parents b@nged and her mom gave birth to her, her dad screamed and shouted "put it back it's so ugly!”

even if they said bad things about ur waifu

Seriously, the amount of toxicity bubbling from that lady is enough to turn her house into a waste dump.

ur turning into shadow the hedgehog from the hit game shadow the hedgehog

What is wrong with her.

any moment now his world from sonic 06 is gonna come on

She clearly hasn’t changed since I last tried to talk to her in 2019.

and ur gonna like

do some edgy monologue or something

and there’s gonna be a flash and a bunch of enemies are gonna die

and then you’re gonna bel ike “heh.. nothing personnel, subarashii-soul”

or some dumb poo poo like that

Derps, look. Her DeviantArt account is the same as it was before.

Same hateful words.

Same scornful slurs.

God she’s so gently caressing awful.

I just want to-

doicare

can we just get to the episode

dont let her live rent free in your head

...put shadow the hedgehog rent free in your head instead.

Fine.

wait, already?

Dude, how is someone like YOU gonna beat those two guys?

We saw clear as day that the only people who can hurt those Akatsuki members are people of color.

Anyone else dies because they were being racist.

are you kitten may? i’m bri’ish

don’t worry ol’ chap i’m a colonizer innit

ill just colonize the entire african continent and then he’ll be bri’ish choo

and then we’ll have some jolly good tea bruv

bloody splendid idea innit bruv

no choji that’s not going to work

they’re just going to rebel and declare independence against you since the british can’t keep any of their colonies

...let alone say “bottle of water” correctly

oh you come off it mate i can say bo’o’o’wo’o’ just fine

At least SOMEONE is sane here.

And hot.

Seriously, Choji, he’s got a point. Look at me.

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…

No, not there.

That’s not what I meant when I said “he’s got a point”. Look at my FACE.

I am literally the whitest person in the anime. Blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin… you name it.

There is no way I can even hurt them right now!

Hey, uh...

Hey Derps?

what

Is Ino’s personality really going to be “I am also here and I have bo0bs”?

what no this is a one off gag

bruh seriously

Okay, just checking to make sure.

I don’t want us to follow in Ctrl-Alt-Del’s footsteps

if you CATCH MY DRIFT

wait a minute

ctrl alt del…

was asuma’s death… a LOSS REFERENCE?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?

omg

TEE ELLLLLL PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey.

Hey Derps?

what

...how high do you get when you write these things?

dude i smoked like 12,007 km?h of weed

why do you think i always type in lowercase

coulda sworn i saw a sheep poo pooing out a rainbow in the sky over there innit

Oh my god dude.

INTERMISSION

wait

wait are we seriously doing this

obviously bruv innit.

Well it’s a good thing I’m here because literally none of you will be able to hurt Hiddon or C0ckuzu since you’re all white.

Meanwhile I’m a Pacific Islander so it should be okay for me to beat his face in.

Because minority oppression is okay when it’s done by minorities, right?

Dude.

You really need to drop your black and white view of things.

…

...

get it? cause it’s a, you know… black and white… black and white…

gently caress you too you mothergentlycaresser

and your gently caressing racist puns too.

Seriously, I got a plan, so chill.

you better

if I die, I’m gonna friggin kill you, stup1d pun man

so who else is coming with us

Uh…

So, we’ve got me, British guy… wait “british” and “guy” are oxymorons since brits aren’t people

...That’s rude ol’ chap.

We’ve got white girl…

…

Hanabae…

I’m here too!

I outlived Naruto Blazing!

Magic mol3ster c0ckshi…

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while.

Kingtetsu and Izugod wanted to come for some reason but they’ll probably do nothing but giggle to each other like school children…

Pfft.

Tch.

Door God Aoba is here…

Hey.

Oh, and there’s door-god-toothpick-man-guy right there.

Who?

Me.

Door-god-toothpick-man-guy.

The guy on the right.

Since the guy on the left is OBVIOUSLY Door God.

Sup.

okay but why is his name doorgodtoothpickmanguy

My special signature technique is that I can summon BOTH Door God and Toothpick Man.

And nobody can stand up to the combined might of all three of us.

NOBODY

dude door god is literally right here already

SHUT UP AND CHECK OUT MY SUPER COOL ABILITY

p0of!

wtf?

WHAT IN TARNATION

I DIDN’T CONSENT TO THIS

yeah but consent in the South is just like non-inc3stual relationships

they don’t exist

amirite

...

…

Heh… this guy is awesome.

I have no words.

Heh heh heh.

Look at this skrub, thinking he can act like us.

lmao you guys are crazy.

What the gently caress.

I SAAID AMIRITE

ITS CALLED SWEET HOME ALABAMA NOT SWEET HOME MASSACHUSSETTS

well durn you too

you’re makin’ me madder than an ol’ wet hen

i’mma kick you down where the sun don’t shine pardner

Just shut up and go back into my attack.

oh

nice grammar, writers

“it’s up to you”, but “you” is referring to ino right

...but ino is the one talking

Good job, Mr. Xu.

Now please dub a clip for me.

Lmao.

Well, Ino…

...it looks like it’s just you n’ me.

We gonna have a fun time together heh heh heh.

Hey, wait a minute!!

I thought we weren’t going to do the “My personality trait is being a hot girl” thing!!

You friggin’ writers are lazy asf!

heheheh uhhh

yeah we gotta get our clicks somehow right

You guys get like, THOUSANDS of people visiting your episodes!

Seriously! And Idontcare’s personality has developed past the funi skirt chaser thing since Season 1, right?

You don’t need any more clicks! So can I just be a genuine character and not just ‘haha hot girl’?

look

i get it but like

is there ANY character in this series who is a genuine character?

literally everyone in ADLDICLPNOS is essentially just a glorified personality trait or running gag

you aren’t a special snowflake ino so be quiet

I s2g when the war arc comes I’m gonna beat your rear end so hard

my foot is gonna go straight up your rear end and out of your mouth

You hear me?

But in the meantime, I’ll beat these guys’ rear ends instead because holy poo poo what you said is infuriating.

heh heh

petals.

Quit stealing all the fun.

I gotta get in on this action too.

H-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-h-h-h--h-hommmmmmmme runnnnnnnnnnn!

Oh look, more white people.

Good thing crimes against white people don’t count as racism.

hey african zetsu

yes, anglo-saxon zetsu?

is it a hate crime to harm white people?

uh

why are you asking me

im black

i dont know these things

God, I love Kotetsu’s animations.

Okay, I think I found them.

You found the two Akatsuki?

How did you find them ol’ chap? With your sensory jutsu innit bruv?

Ssssssssshh, be very quiet.

Listen closely, and you’ll be able to hear their voices.

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…

...

...

MEANWHILE, 2 MILES AWAY IN THE DEADWOOD FOREST…

woohoo we just gently caressed up an important character

asuma was such an important character, and we killed him with the power of antiracism!

we even made the world a better place!

i say this calls for an india style celebration

I agree, my curry flavored amigo!

hit the track hiddon!

REQUIRED BACKGROUND MUSIC HERE

HAI HEN DA GAN MAAAAA

HAI GUAN TA GAN MAAAAAAAA

XIN LI YAOU JI DAAAAA

NI JE NAE NAEGA NAE NAE NAEGA NAEGA NAE NAE

NAE NIBBA NAE NAE NIBBA NIBBA NAE NAE

YANG GUANG CAI HONG SHAO BAI MA

DI DI DA DI DI DAAAAAAA

WO SHI NAE NIBBA NAE NAE NIBBA NIBBA NAE NAE

NAE NIBBA NAE NAE NIBBA NIBBA NAE NAE

YANG GUANG CAI HONG SHAO BAI MA

DI DI DA DI DI DAAAAAAA

um

uhuuhuhuhuh

alright alright alright

hey hiddon bro lissen to me for just a moment bro

are you sure this the right song that you wanted?

you sure you’re allowed to say that?

What are you talking about, c0cckuzu?!

look at my skin!! Of course I can bro!

Besides, I’m just singing in the Chinese language!

This has nothing to do with any specific slurs that have to do with the African American race!

yeah right, and you can lick my gently caressing b@lls bro

Don’t be a st1ck in the mud c0ckuzu, c’mon, sing with me!

hiddddon i swaer

one of these days

ill show you the 9/11 for the second time

NI JE NAE NAEGA NAE NAE NAEGA NAEGA NAE NAE

NAE NIBBA NAE NAE NIBBA NIBBA NAE NAE

YANG GUANG CAI HONG SHAO BAI MA

DI DI DA DI DI DAAAAAAA

Back with the main g@ng….

DI DI DA DI DI DAAAAAAA

Did you hear that?

Uh…

yeah he said the n word a bunch of times and it was really loud

All we need to do is follow the sound of the n-word all the way to his location.

Wow.

That’s… easier than I thought.

I wonder if we’ll be able to get there before our series gets cancelled.

Wait a minute.

Since when was it called the “Forest of Dead Trees”?

It OBVIOUSLY says “deadwood forest” here on this world map

I, uh…

That’s not even my fault!!

Are you sure your depth perception hasn’t ruined your capacity to read?

IT’S MR. XU’S FAULT NOT MIIIINE

ok miss forest of dead trees

lmao

I am going to stab you someday.

Wait, wtf?

Why was that in parentheses? What the gently caress, translator?

Heh.

Now we’re in the same boat.

Whatever you say, miss Forest of Dead Trees.

Christ…

who the hell even calls a forest “Forest of Dead Trees” anyways?

someone who really enjoyed getting wood

Heh heh heh.

you said “wood”.

...That wasn’t even a pun you gently caressing piece of poo poo.