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On 2021-07-25 12:28:35Show All Posts
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In-Game Name: IamtheHYPE

Server ID: S1261

Server Region: HK

UID:300039637473518

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I want to be a freezer. Please believe in me.

It all started with this: Hi, I'm HYPE, I am currently 2 years into the game and I want to become a freezer. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest freezers. I’ve already cut off my arms, never doing things like NE, 9tails, plot instances, ninja tests, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I do convoys in peace because no one can plunder me and go training with my kage and superkage equipment on p2-p4. I may not be a famous freezer yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the dirtiest freezer ever.

And that was my mindset throughout playing this game for 2 years or so. It just started on a whim but then I decided to JUST DO IT.
DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up. And now I'm not one of the server hoppers but at least I'm a dirty level freezer.

And after persevering for 2 years as a freezer, I think I've made some progress and became one of the notorious freezers. I here people talk behind my back and I say: What the ??? did you just ???ing say about me, you little ???? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my bracket in the low level sage, and I’ve been involved in numerous streak-ending on Ryuichi Cave, and I have over 50 kill streak. I am trained in board-clicking warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Shikkoku Woods. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ???ing words. You think you can get away with saying that ??? to me over the Naruto Online? Think again, ???. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across HK region with my Korean besties and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ???ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Rin Team. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the cancer teams and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ??? off the face of the continent, you little ???. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ???ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god* ???. I will ??? fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ???ing dead, kiddo.

Just kidding though. I'm usually chill in-game. But my greatest accomplishment would be recruiting fukurokumaru. Aside from being a dirty level freezer.




This post was last edited by iamthehype on 2021-07-25 12:29:08.
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