Poisoned Shisui! Great idea!

Mystery: Happy april fools! Gives players 1 Fuguki Samehada fragment a day.
Standard attack: Does nothing. Shisui slips just like Udon (Konohamaru's trio).
Chase: Chases Itachi and causes run away from Danzo.
Passive 1: Starting on round 2 Shisui can no longer use standard attack. He now loses 10% of his hp per turn.
Passive 2: If Itachi is in your lineup, you lose your last eye. This gives Itachi bro boneer until the end of next round. Shisui is permanently removed from the field.