1st Comic:
Breeze: Hey, Midnight... what can you say me of your mom?
Midnight: My mother...? Hmmm...
- Some years ago -
Eva: VERGIL! GET THE HELL OVER HERE, AND APOLOGIZE WITH YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!!!
Kid Midnight: *sighs* Sowwy, lil' and idiot Dante.
Kid Dante: HE'S BULLYING ME, MOMMY!! *false cries*
*another moment*
Kid Midnight: *reading*
Eva: Hey, Vergil... what do you want to eat as dinner? :3
Kid Midnight: *closes his book fast, and looks to his mommy* POWER.
Eva: ... sandwiches then.
Kid Midnight: WITH HAM AND CHEESE, please.
*another moment*
Midnight: *playing with Yamato outside*
Eva: VERGIL!!! DON'T PLAY WITH SWORDS!!!! YOU CAN HURT SOMEBODY WITH THAT!!!
Midnight: Come on, what would be the worst thing that it can-? *he "accidentally" stabs Sparda (his father) in the chest* ... happen?
Sparda: ... you're grounded, young devil boy >:v
- Again, in the present -
Midnight: ...
Breeze: How it was she?
Midnight: Like you.
Breeze: ...
2nd Comic:
Kid Saori: *reading*
Kid Kazuya: Hey, Nee-san! *runs to her*
Saori: *sighs* What now?
Kazu: I got the perfect solution to all our troubles! We don't have to fight again with swords!
Saori: ... must be something very foolish, but okay... I'll give it a try.
- Outside -
Kazu *above Saori*: Let's swing, Nee-san! Swing! Whooooo-hoooooo!
Saori: *angry growl* IS THIS YOUR GREAT IDEA?????
*Suddenly, Saori swings so hard, and both were flying, to the point that both felt in the water*
3rd Comic:
Random question: Indra, how could it be M like a cute chibi bunny?
Indra (me): Hmmmm... I'm not so sure... *pop*
*M turns into a cute chibi bunny*
M: ... You gotta be kidding me.
Indra: ... bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! *tries to catch him but M escapes jumping like a (surprise surprise :V) a bunny*
4th Comic:
*The 5 mains (in their Speed of Light version) travelled in time, to the future*
Crimson: Whoa! Where are we?!
Scarlet: Hmmm... this it seems Konoha... but... LOOK! NARUTO'S FACE IS NEXT TO THE HOKAGE!
Midnight: If I have to guess, I will say that we're 20 years later in the future.
Breeze: 20 years? I hope I look still young.
Azure: Same here T_T
*suddenly, Saori and Kazu appeared*
Saori: ...
Kazu: WTF...?!
Azure: ... (whoa, that blonde guy looks so HANDSOME!!! >.<) *blush*
Scarlet: ... (that girl looks very s*xy :3) *prideful smile* Hehehe...
Kazu: ... *whispering* Guess they're our 2 parents, Azure, Scarlet, and... Crimson... but they're from past.
Saori *whispering*: I've noticed it, dumbass.
Kazu: -_-
Midnight: Where are we?
Kazu: In Konoha.
Midnight: We know that -.-
Kazu: Then why you ask? -_-
*both looked themselves while growing*
Crimson: Whoa ho ho! You look so goddamm' precious, young lady *approaches to Saori and wraps one arm to her* Don't you want to touch my muscles?
Breeze: ... what a loser, for god sake ._.
*Saori strikes him on the nose "softly" but Crimson's nose got broken*
Saori: I have a boyfriend, loser.
Crimson: MY NOSEEEEEEEEEEE!!! A SIMPLE NO IT WOULD BE ENOUGH!!! *crying*
Scarlet: ... I guess I won't tell her anything ._. *scared*
*Azure approaches to Kazu*
Azure: So... you're the most handsome guy in this village, isn't it? *wraps her arms in his neck*
Kazu: Well, yeah *smirks*
Azure: Do you have a girlfriend?
Kazu: Well, I... (Wait! She's still Azure, that won't change anything)
Azure: Hmmm?
Kazu: How old are you?
Azure: I have 18 years.
Kazu: ... Come with me, I'll take you to drink something :3
*both dissapeared*
Midnight: ... so you... are... *looks Saori*
Saori: Your daughter.
Midnight: ... and he's your...
Saori: Little deadweight- *coughs* lil' twin brother.
Midnight: ... and your mother is...
Saori: Her *points Breeze*
Breeze: ... *infinite blush* (MY DREAMS CAME TRUE!!!!) *covers her face with a little fan*
Midnight: ... wow.
Scarlet: Hey, Midnight's daughter... you don't look so exactly to him... I mean, you have a bit of her white hair but...
Saori *in lower voice*: I NEED MORE POWER...
Scarlet: ... ya know what? Forget it, she's Midnight's daughter.
Crimson *in the floor and rolling, covering his nose and blood*: My nose... T_T
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