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[ Fanfiction ] Funny Moments of MB: TD (yes, again)

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1st Comic:

Breeze: Hey, Midnight... what can you say me of your mom?

Midnight: My mother...? Hmmm...

- Some years ago -

Eva: VERGIL! GET THE HELL OVER HERE, AND APOLOGIZE WITH YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!!!

Kid Midnight: *sighs* Sowwy, lil' and idiot Dante.

Kid Dante: HE'S BULLYING ME, MOMMY!! *false cries*

*another moment*

Kid Midnight: *reading*

Eva: Hey, Vergil... what do you want to eat as dinner? :3

Kid Midnight: *closes his book fast, and looks to his mommy* POWER.

Eva: ... sandwiches then.

Kid Midnight: WITH HAM AND CHEESE, please.

*another moment*

Midnight: *playing with Yamato outside*

Eva: VERGIL!!! DON'T PLAY WITH SWORDS!!!! YOU CAN HURT SOMEBODY WITH THAT!!!

Midnight: Come on, what would be the worst thing that it can-? *he "accidentally" stabs Sparda (his father) in the chest* ... happen?

Sparda: ... you're grounded, young devil boy >:v

- Again, in the present -

Midnight: ...

Breeze: How it was she?

Midnight: Like you.

Breeze: ...

2nd Comic:

Kid Saori: *reading*

Kid Kazuya: Hey, Nee-san! *runs to her*

Saori: *sighs* What now?

Kazu: I got the perfect solution to all our troubles! We don't have to fight again with swords!

Saori: ... must be something very foolish, but okay... I'll give it a try.

- Outside -

Kazu *above Saori*: Let's swing, Nee-san! Swing! Whooooo-hoooooo!

Saori: *angry growl* IS THIS YOUR GREAT IDEA?????

*Suddenly, Saori swings so hard, and both were flying, to the point that both felt in the water*

3rd Comic:

Random question: Indra, how could it be M like a cute chibi bunny?

Indra (me): Hmmmm... I'm not so sure... *pop*

*M turns into a cute chibi bunny*

M: ... You gotta be kidding me.

Indra: ... bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! *tries to catch him but M escapes jumping like a (surprise surprise :V) a bunny*

4th Comic:

*The 5 mains (in their Speed of Light version) travelled in time, to the future*

Crimson: Whoa! Where are we?!

Scarlet: Hmmm... this it seems Konoha... but... LOOK! NARUTO'S FACE IS NEXT TO THE HOKAGE!

Midnight: If I have to guess, I will say that we're 20 years later in the future.

Breeze: 20 years? I hope I look still young.

Azure: Same here T_T

*suddenly, Saori and Kazu appeared*

Saori: ...

Kazu: WTF...?!

Azure: ... (whoa, that blonde guy looks so HANDSOME!!! >.<) *blush*

Scarlet: ... (that girl looks very s*xy :3) *prideful smile* Hehehe...

Kazu: ... *whispering* Guess they're our 2 parents, Azure, Scarlet, and... Crimson... but they're from past.

Saori *whispering*: I've noticed it, dumbass.

Kazu: -_-

Midnight: Where are we?

Kazu: In Konoha.

Midnight: We know that -.-

Kazu: Then why you ask? -_-

*both looked themselves while growing*

Crimson: Whoa ho ho! You look so goddamm' precious, young lady *approaches to Saori and wraps one arm to her* Don't you want to touch my muscles?

Breeze: ... what a loser, for god sake ._.

*Saori strikes him on the nose "softly" but Crimson's nose got broken*

Saori: I have a boyfriend, loser.

Crimson: MY NOSEEEEEEEEEEE!!! A SIMPLE NO IT WOULD BE ENOUGH!!! *crying*

Scarlet: ... I guess I won't tell her anything ._. *scared*

*Azure approaches to Kazu*

Azure: So... you're the most handsome guy in this village, isn't it? *wraps her arms in his neck*

Kazu: Well, yeah *smirks*

Azure: Do you have a girlfriend?

Kazu: Well, I... (Wait! She's still Azure, that won't change anything)

Azure: Hmmm?

Kazu: How old are you?

Azure: I have 18 years.

Kazu: ... Come with me, I'll take you to drink something :3

*both dissapeared*

Midnight: ... so you... are... *looks Saori*

Saori: Your daughter.

Midnight: ... and he's your...

Saori: Little deadweight- *coughs* lil' twin brother.

Midnight: ... and your mother is...

Saori: Her *points Breeze*

Breeze: ... *infinite blush* (MY DREAMS CAME TRUE!!!!) *covers her face with a little fan*

Midnight: ... wow.

Scarlet: Hey, Midnight's daughter... you don't look so exactly to him... I mean, you have a bit of her white hair but...

Saori *in lower voice*: I NEED MORE POWER...

Scarlet: ... ya know what? Forget it, she's Midnight's daughter.

Crimson *in the floor and rolling, covering his nose and blood*: My nose... T_T

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On 2020-06-06 11:19:18Show this Author Only
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Saori: *hug the bunny* MY BUNNY *glare Indra*

Hina: ...She will kill you... Hey Sao :D Can i touch him :D

Saori: NO!

Hina: :'D :'D :'D

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On 2020-06-06 17:02:13Show this Author Only
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  • Hina Devil On 2020-06-06 11:19:18
  • Saori: *hug the bunny* MY BUNNY *glare Indra*

    Hina: ...She will kill you... Hey Sao :D Can i touch him :D

    Saori: NO!

    Hina: :'D :'D :'D

M: ...

Saori: My. BUNNY. >:3

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