a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 12: Battle on Abridge

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Finally…

It’s MY turn to cause a flashback and waste someone else’s time!

NOOOOOOOO!

Drat straight.

…no, that wasn’t it.

...okay that was just pathetic.

…

...

Dude, you do NOT know how much respect I just lost for you right now.

...why do you remember this when you weren’t even there to see it

…

Wait, how is that a bad thing? I invented a BRAND NEW TECHNIQUE!

...Orochimaru supports trans rights?

Um.

...have you really done nothing scary the entire series?

Uhhh…

Nothing at all?

I can bl0w up spontaneously like I do every single episode?

That’s not threatening.

Nor scary.

aww cmonnn

WAIT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

yeah, you’re right. I just felt like flashbacking to it.

MINIONS!

ATTACK HIM WHILE HE’S FLASHBACKING!

WAIT WTF THATS NOT FAIR

Oh yeah, that’s what Orochimaru did that was so evil.

THESE STUP1D SNAKE LADIES THAT ARENT EVEN CANON!

bruh.

BEGONE HEBITHOTMES!

ngl the vegemite’s kinda nice now that it’s on my side.

Nice mate.

thot b-gone.

Nice, Hanabi.

Don’t grow up to be like them, alright?

Er… yeah…

INTERMISSION

hey orochiamru, you think that nien taels kid knows abot the time you spent in the closet with sauce g@y desu?

HE DOES NOW KABUTO, YOU JUST TOLD HIM

It was so intense, he spent the next THREE WEEKS limping around the hideout with a silly grin on his face.

We would’ve put him in a wheel chair…

But after the naughty motions we made, it hurt way too much for him to sit down..

Oho, you mad Naruto?

You mad?

drat dude you need some conditioner for that hair desu

Sasuke CHOSE to come to me.

No pun intended.

...multiple times as a matter of fact.

Maybe we should stop, his skin’s starting to peel desu.

you mAAAAAAD?

poo poo is getting out of hand.

time to start my super secret mission that may or may not involve bad stuff.

ZOINKS im outta here

...why the eternal sauna is the world black now?

We haven’t even gotten to the Killer Bee arc.

we can’t make black jokes just yet!

Shut up, I’m Orochimaru, I can do anything I want.

You’re the whitest character in the series tho, you can’t make black jokes.

p00 p00.

rawr xd

OH NO HE TURNED INTO A FURRY

RAWR *nuzzles u*

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Hey, there’s a squiggly line in the sky!

...bloody eternal sauna taht’s not good.

Hey guys desu.

Oh, hi Kabuto.

Orochimaru is the LEAST of your problems desu

I WILL REIGN DESTRUCTION ON YOU

AND THEN ILL MARRY GAARA SAMA AND HAVE HIS KIDS DESU

AND SHOOT HINATA AND GENERIC SUNA NIN IN THE HEAD DESU

AND THEN ILL

Vegemite.

ad;sgfhdgserglaskdfhgedgklfjlrsgf.d

...that was easy.

man kabuto, you’re garbage.

even sukura can beat you and she’s the human equivalent of a recycling bin!

...i hate this show desu.

why am i suddenly associated with subarashii soul again desu

Because we need someone to bash.

yeah doicare’s still mad about his deviantart run

gently caress.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 12 - Battle on Abridge

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Did I just punch that guy in the nuts?

Do the Doki Demons even have nuts, mate?

You’re Steve Irwin.

You probably have seen every animal’s nuts.

Huh, I guess you’re right.

That guy doesn’t even have a tallywacker mate.

Cause he’s a betty.

...he’s a chick?

...and then idontcare ran his hands all over yah-may-toe’s wooden stiff long bod–

Hey, random Sound guy, can you hit Sai with a boulder please?

Oh p0opy.

Thanks.

Hey guys, Tobin here to explain the joke.

So basically, like always in this series, the joke is race

sup.

no ADLDICLPNOS episode this week. life is busy. sorry yall.

A shame. I was looking forward to some good news today.