are the 14-year-old Gaara fangirls on DeviantArt.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

...

Unlike all of you, they actually accept me for who I am.

And they’ll flame anyone who disagrees to death.

…

...huh.

So the rest of you can, uh…

I dunno. Go grab a beer together or something.

...

C’yall later.

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...I see.

…

Hey.

…

I’m sorry…

No, it’s okay…

…

...

...ah, who am I kidding, it’s not okay.

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*sob* *cry* *sad noises*

*depression*

(...Is this what I wanted?)

I’m… I’m *sob* sorry for breaking like this again...

(Goddess of Love… was this your doing?)

(Or perhaps… do you have an even further-rooted plan in the making, beyond what we can see as of now?)

Idontcare… *cry* what do I do?

My heart wants to leap out and commit seppuku…

Perhaps none of what Gaara and I went through together mattered to him, ever...

You know…

I get the feeling.

Eh?

And, to be honest, I don’t think I’m the right person to console you right now.

R-really? But… you’re– *cry*

But I know just the person who can help you.

I’m sure you’ve heard of Lady Chiyo… but do you know of her other title?

W… what other title?

She is the sage, guiding all souls lost on the road of romance…

The balm that heals all emotional scars…

She truly is the S3x Goddess herself.

Find her, and she shall help you discover closure.

Then, once things are better, come down to Konohagakure.

And we can spend some time together like the old days.

...Alright. I’ll take you up on that offer sometime in the future, Idontcare.

It’s a promise?

Sure. It’s a promise.