a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 6: Anime Expo 2020

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Watch the Season 1 Intro here!

...phew.

Now we’re done.

The memes have been extracted.

FINALLY

THANK GOD ITS BEEN HOURS

...now we only need to do this 8 more times.

DLFIHASDGLA>SFHGLSAFKHG

FUUUUUUUUUUU

*knock knock*

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO?

IS ANYONE THEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE?

oh poo poo someone’s outside

We can’t waste time fighting him.

One of us will have to stay and fight.

And I think I know exactly who is– NOT IT!

NOT IT!

not it!

NOT IT!

NOT IT!

NOT IT!

NOT IT!

...I hate you all desu.

Toodle-oo, Sasori!

Byeeeee!

Now if you’ll excuse me, time to get back to playing the hit new game

Raid: Shadow Legends.

…

I HEARD SOME PEOPLE TALKING IN HERE

OPEN UP!

IS ANYONE THERE?

NO, NO ONE’S HERE

GO AWAY DESU

OKAY, SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU

BYEEEEEEEEE… hold on, wait a minute.

...What?

There’s overworld abilities?

What the heck is going on here?

yeah they’re pretty much irrelevant

also you’re ruining the dramatic tension with your dumb rear end outfit

Now that Kankuro’s been killed, no one can stop us desu!

WE’RE HERE TO STOP YOU, YOU NNNNNNNNNNNNN

Idontcare no!

Idontcare don’t do it!

It’s okay, I’m allowed to!

No you’re not, you’re Pacific Islander!

...oh, right.

WE’RE HERE TO STOP YOU, YOU NNNNNNNigerian friend of mine.

…

…

…is that really the best you could come up with

shut up su3kura

I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING

ADLDIC note: we didn't want to put it here, but check the google doc for the unabridged version of this joke. it's T-rated.

well fine if you’re gonna be like that

i wont help you in this fight

i’ll just go back to doing beach episode things

cya thxbye.

...gently caress.

So, it’s just you and me huh… desu.

...and me.

And me!

Lady Chiyo?!

The S3x Goddess?

...Grammy?

Well, hello there, my grandson.

I hope you’ve been having a nice diet of fruits and vegetables?

...Ugh, not this again.

Hi there, Lady S3x Goddess.

Have you gotten any closer to breaking apart Gaara’s relationship with his girlfriend?

No, I’m not going to do anything.

W...what?

In time… in time, you’ll understand.

Now, I’ve learned something that will completely change the tide of this battle.

Eh?

Does he have a pivotal weakness?

I was just looking through my grandson’s backpack.

And I found all sorts of ANIME!

He’s a weeb, Sakura! A WEEB!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

…

bruh.

SHE JUST TOLD EVERYONE

YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET

dude i just like anime so what

YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED BABHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

I BET YOU HAVE A KAWAII WAIFU PROFILE PIC ON DISCORD

...kakashi already used that joke you rear end in a top hat

...you dare disrespect the otaku culture desu ka?

What’re you gonna do, huh? Hide in that metal body of yours?

It’s not metal! It’s an EPIC GUNDAM COSPLAY desu!! And it’s SUGOI!

Well, I bet if I punch it hard enough, it’ll break.

Good idea!

Yaaaaaay!

...drat you beat me to it.

IIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

THAT GUNDAM COST ME ¥3000!

I’M SO ASHAMED DESUUUUUU

take off the cloak sasori

i want to see how my grandson has grown into a handsome young man!

YOU RUINED MY COSPLAY

…

...okay fine grandma, just because you’re the s3x goddess

...you’re a cosplayer?

No, I’m a… Soul Reaper…

Heart Breakah!

...desu.

…

...OKAY FINE IM A COSPLAYER DESU

...oh my god, he’s so hot!

He’s like a better version of Gaara, except without the eye liner and tattoo!

Why is EVERYTHING about Gaara?

Just as expected of the S3x Goddess’s bloodline.

I guess you could call me…

the S3x God.

But you’re a weeb, and therefore you have no s3x life.

…

...poo poo, you’re right.

Sooooo you’re still a virgin?

...I’m not answering that question.

Shame on you, grandson! When I was your age I had lost my virginity at least 14 times.

You’re a failure to the S3x Goddess’s lineage if you haven’t even lost your virginity with how hot you are.

bruh.

Wow, so brutal.

You’re a weeb, dude. A WEEB!

Weeaboos have no rights!

That’s racist.

I’m Pacific Islander! I can’t be racist!

Yeah, but so are these guys.

oh poo poo more of these dudes. I guess-

Hey.

Sup.

...what are you jokers doing here

We’re here to save the day.

And steal all your glory.

sssssh don’t tell him that.

I mean, we’re here to just save the day.

CLICK HERE FOR INTERMISSION

…

Yeah, but you know who is ALSO Pacific Islander?

...oh, so that’s where the Third Kazekage went.

Take a look at how cool THIS cosplay is!

...though I still have to figure out how to get INSIDE of it.

Oh my.

That’s hot.

Hey, wait a minute!!

This is out of order with canon!!

I didn’t even defeat 100 puppets!

I only defeated like SIX!

You weeaboos can’t count!

You’re always like “one waifu for laifu”

but then you’re going around picking up anime ladies like they’re freakin’ Pokémon!

...you’re not one to talk.

…

…

...

…

…

I, uh… er…

how many waifus do YOU have, Sasori?

Gou desu.

Translation.

Five.

Exusiai from Arknights, Nitroplus from Neptunia, Yuzuru Yamai from Date a Live, Yukihira from Noucome...

And finally, my one true waifu for laifu

Yui Yuigahama from Oregairu!!

...she can’t be your true waifu for laifu if you have 4 others.

Well, uh, let’s get on to it.

Right on.

NO DON’T SCRATCH IT!

You seem to be confusing me for someone who gives a poo poo.

Same.

That’s it. You’re asking for it!

WTF was that?

WAIT OW IT BURNS WTF

That’s… Pacific Islander sp1ce powder!

Imported straight from Australia!

I call bull!

OH CMON THAT WAS AUTHENTIC!

Alright, sonny boy...

I think it’s about time I showed you...

...who’s YOUR daddy!

...AND mommy!

See, this is the reason I didn’t have any friends in high school.

No, that’s because you liked anime, you WEEB.

Nobody likes an anime nerd.

You underestimate the power of my nerdiness.

Got ‘em, boys.

Glory stolen.

...Wow, you destroyed my Pacific Islander Third Kazekage puppet.

You really ARE a racist.

I mean c’mon Sakura don’t be a racist.

So, any requests before I kill you and then sue you for destroying my anime property?

...and for being a racist.

...Can you take off your robe and strip for me?

I wanna see your abs.

...kids these days.

...FRIGGIN SU3KURA

Sure thing.

WAIT WHA–

It’s been a while since I cosplayed… as MYSELF.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online Shippuden

Episode 6: Anime Expo 2020

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Man, it really is nice to get the day off on the beach.

Surrounded by hot people.

*cell phone rings*

...hello?

OH MY GOD KAKASHI

I TOUCHED MYSELF AGAIN

OOOOOOOOOOH~

DUDE WTF

Sssssssssshut up, it was all planned out, everything is intentional in the world of ADLDICLPNO.

In reality, this episode was originally twice the length, and it would've included the Sasori 100 Puppets fight as well. But because we wanted to make it shorter, we split the episode in half. Then derps forgot to change the title of the chapter accordingly, and we realized it like a day after release but then we were like "yeah whatever, that's kinda funny in its own way".

My first choice for a new title for this episode would probably be something related to racism though considering how many race jokes we made here.