This is so not excellent.

*woof*

Lil dude, we can’t use that technique! It’ll kill us if we miss!

And I so totally dig living.

*woof* *woof* *woof* *woof* *woof* *woof* *woof*

Wow… Little dude…

Your words struck me right in the hart, doggy dude.

Alright. Let’s do it!

For Neji!

And the gods of ROCK!

You’re starting to p1ss me off with all your * Bill and Ted references!

Besides, EDM is so much better than rock music!

Really? Well Akamaru is just as p1ssed.

And he’s letting it all out!

Eww! Ew ew ewwww!

Peeing in battle? Now THAT’s freaky!

COMBINATION TECHINIQUE: ROCKIN’ CERBERUS!

...Rockin’ cerberus. Really.

REALLY DUDE!

HE’S ATTACKING FROM THE LEFT YOU IDIOT!

I SEE THAT BROTHER. I’M NOT BLIND!

BUT YOU’RE ALSO HIGH! WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!

I AM WATCHING OUTTTT!

WATCH OUT HARDER!

You two were arguin’ way too much.

So we granted you a Trial Separation.

You fool! We wanted you to attack us!

We wanted to separate!

And you slicing us in half is exactly what we wanted!

That was totally part of the plan.

Wasn’t it brother?

Yes… part of the plan…

also ow.

Yes, ow indeed.

Wait… why is there still drugs in my body?

I thought I split off of you wtf!!

GODdrat IT SAKON STOP TAKING DRUGS!!!

INTERMISSION

Alright, let’s hit ‘em again!

Sakon, it’s time!

Get your voice lines ready! IKUZEEEE!

IKUZE!!!!

ARA ARA, IKUZEEEEEEEEEE!

...dude, a door?

DON’T KNOCK IT!

Aww, duuuuuude.

Don’t be so blue!

Let me slip in close and comfort you pal!

REAL close.

Whoa. Dude, I got 2 heads!

Awesome.

Don’t you get it? We’re connected at the molecular level…

Bonded together, cell by cell...

Now all the weed that Sakon smoked is going to go into your body too!

Now you’ll get high, and that means I’ll be able to kill you while you’re high!

Erm… that’s not how drugs work.

YES IT IS!

I know that because whenever Sakon smokes, the side effects always get transferred to ME!

...sorry brah.

DON’T SMOKE WEED YOU STUP1D FACE!

So we’re fused in body and mind?

Yep.

Whoa waitwaitwaitwaitwait. I gotta try this.

EXCELLENT!

HEY, STOP THAT!

Whoa, sweet! Who needs Neji?! I can do it in stereo!

EXCELLENT!

WILL YOU QUIT IT!

Fine, gnark. If we really are so connected…

TAST3 MY EMO ROCKNESS! SEPPUKU NO JUTSU!

OWWW!

I’m not sure if that was incredibly clever or incredibly stup1d!

However you look at it man, it was incredible.

The rock gods are smilin’ on me today!

But now you’ve stabbed yourself. You’ve got no chance, even with that buff guy at your s–

Did someone say buff guy?

W-what? Who the eternal sauna are you supposed to be?

I’m the buff guy you ordered, set with fries and a milkshake. Hey dude.

Whoa, dude! Right on time, man! Thanks for poppin’ by.

Also, I’m taller than you, which means I’m 300% more awesome.

SHUT UP! HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER! GIRTH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT!

OWW! WHY’D YOU HIT ME?!?!

HE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID IT!!

...A rival? So you’re a user of the Legendary Slap Style too?!

We MUST do a faceoff to see who’s the most awesome!

Only the winner is already obvious.

Me.

Why you? Your hair is dumb.

I’m Idontcare.

And do I care what you think of my haircut?

Uh… no? It’s kinda in the name.

OWWW! WHAT THE eternal sauna?!

That’s it. It’s door time again!

IKUZE!

IKUZE!

ARA ARA, IKUZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, that

That hurt.

That’s it, you’re getting the f1sting of a lifetime.

*ROBLOX OOF*

Haha! But little did you know… I have a trump ca–

Hold on there, buddy.

I have arrived to save the day.

Whoa. Dude! Look!

What the gently caress is going on.

Dude! It’s ME!

Lemme take care of this one.

Thanks, brah!

No sweat.

You think you can take us on?!

Fear our Danger Ranger Duo Combo!

Pfft. You think that was something?

Nah, bro.

Lemme show you what a TRUE combo attack is.

Oh… po0p.

AAAAAAAAAAH!

Dude…

wait.

What is it?

Why are you not like… a dude, dude?

Well maybe, because I’ve grown up.

And not an immature little pr1ck like you.

Anyways, here’s a suggestion.

Grow up.

And get a job.

Preferrably in the grave digging business.

There’s a ninja war coming up.

And you might as well put that mutt of yours to good use.

Oh, by the way. Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is free on YouTube.

Get some better references.

Aye?

C’ya.

Whoa… dude, I don’t know who I am anymore.

Yo, Kiba, I’m here to save the day.

Hey, where’d that Sakon guy go?

He got beaten already.

What? Who would dare take away my victory from me?! I’ll kill whoever’d do that!

Uh… it was… uh… Shino did it!

drat YOU SHINOOOOOO!

I’M NOT EVEN THEREEEEEEEEEE.

OH, AND I LIKE BUGSSSSSSSSSSS.

WE KNOW!

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Yo, derps, take a look at this.

*sigh*

what did you do now

I just YOLO’d a s3xy secretary lady.

uh… isn’t your main character canonically taken right now?

like isnt he with generic suna girl now?

Yeah but… what if he’s a flirty boi?

...you?

a flirty boi?

pfffffffffffffffffft lol

...Oh come on.

lololol that argument in the other thread

good thing everything is peaceful and quiet over here

Ohhhh * it's the Sakon episode.

IKUZEEEEEEEEEEE! IKUZEEEEEEEEEEE! ARA ARA, IKUZEEEEEEEEEEE!

XD good story line

best part

Huh ?! Door

Dun knock it XD

Haha, thanks.

Ukon Sakon's voice line is so irritating, we had to make a joke about that. But the knock joke was Derps's idea. xD

This cringe af tbh but I respect your effort

Well, humor is a pretty subjective business. If I make any one joke, some people will laugh, some people will think it's dumb. I'm sure there are lots of people who think this is cringe and that's okay! xD

Honestly, all we can do as creators is keep throwing stuff at the wall, trying again and seeing what works, right?