Out of all the events, only ONE stands as true Pay to Play: Total Recharge Rebate.

I am praying it is the useless summon for that....but we all know its going to be Edo Itachi again for $600. Why? Because all they know how to do is "Cut & Paste" with events.

::::Wednesday Morning at Oasis Headquarters (Mom's basemnt {lol censor})::::

Oasis Boss: We need new, FRESH events that the people are asking for.

Oasis Lackey: Say no more fam.

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::::One day later:::

Oasis Lackey: Wow, they are mad, I wonder why.

Oasis Boss: 1 million and one, 1 million and 2.......Wait, what? They are mad? Who cares! They keep giving us money so keep doing it, here are some coupons for YOUR account, now I'm busy with more important matters............1 million and 3, 1 million and 4, 1 million and 5...............