"Alright, I don't know about you guys. But I'm feeling lazy today.

Like, reeeeeeeeeally lazy. Lazy out of 10.

I feel like a fruit, freshly sprouted from the tree of laziness."

Hey, That's me

"

If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.

If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

What if it bites me and it dies? *koff*

Then YOU’RE POISONOUS. By Kami, learn to listen.

What if it bites itself and I die, eh?

That’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

Uh, what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

That’s k!nky.

"

Bruh......