waitaminute…

im a writer

does that mean–

No, I’m not letting you run off and ditching me with all of the episode writing.

Stay here.

You are not gonna run off with Anko or anything.

gently caress

hey doicare

you know what i think we really missed on this lets play?

What?

how naruto always has these flashback sequences

...So?

so were gonna make this more like the anime

and add flashback sequences more

...Hell.

okay?

okay.

FLASHBAAAAAAACK 3 DAYS AGO

OKAY LETS GET STARTED WITH TRAINING

Wait, why do you need me?

Can’t you train with Kakashi?

well…

FLASHBAAAAAACK 1 DAY BEFORE 3 DAYS AGO

HEY KAKASHI CAN I TRAIN WITH YOU?

sorry man, sharingans only

YEAH! SHARINGANS ONLY!

Whatthe–HEY THAT’S MY LINE!

BESIDES YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A SHARINGAN!

Nuh-uh! I have one under my bandages!

Besides, you know the rule of Naruto, right Sasuke?

Any character with a hidden eye actually has a Sharingan! Haven’t you even watched this show?

No spoilers, nerd! I haven’t gotten to Shippuden yet!

FLASHBAAAAAAACK 3 DAYS AGO

well that is pretty pathetic but i dont wanna deal with you

PLEASE?

No.

Please?

Okay, no, that’s just creepy.

WELL THEN HOW ABOUT THIS HUH

Now I’m a super cool samurai.

Wanna train with me Jiraiya?

Iron sharpens iron, as they say. *wink*

OH HELLS YES!

I told you those samurai were cool.

Okay Naruto, your first test is to walk on water.

WAIT LIKE JESUS

Yes Naruto, like Jesus.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaitaminute

does that mean jesus was a ninja

Yes Naruto.

JESUS was a NINJA.

Really?

NO NOT REALLY

PRESENT DAY

OKAY!

ok… try again

BUT DON’T SUK THIS TIME

You suk!

You know what, I have a better idea on how to train you.

First, let’s fight each other for no reason.

Ew ew ew ew ew what is that?!

P0op.

Frog p0op.

...Is this the kind of thing a master ninja uses?

hey did someone say frog

Oh no.

Hey guys

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

...what?

iT geTS TOAD AWAYYYYYYYYY

nailed it–

Taste the Birchslap.

You totally deserved that one.

What kind of attack is that?

Summoning toads to sit on me?

W e i r d.

IT’S A VERY ADVANCED TECHNIQUE DON’T BA*

Alright, next step in training!

Jump off that cliff over there.

...Are you HIGH?

Jesus, what kind of–

YES SENSEI! *jump*

WHO THE ##!@%! ARE YOU

IM NARUTO AND I SUMMONED YOU

BULL^@@#%T!

Well that’s a nice mouth you have there.

SHUT THE@#$^ UP YOU @$#^#!&#$ SA#$#@$%&@$%&@$%)(*&@#)(%^*!)#($P^&()#&()$^!

!@#$^!

So can we beat him up now?

...yes.

Wanna buy some dr–

THE JOKE IS DEAD

...Remind me to switch Shino out with someone else next episode.

...holy poo poo he’s dealing a poo poo ton of damage.

Since all my teammates are scrubs, I guess I’ll have to finish this myself.

GO BUFF GUY ATTACK!

now thats what i call a top quality professional screenshot

Shut up.

so now that i summoned you will you listen to me?

#%@^ NO!

so… what if i sit on you for a really long time?

drat, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME !#%%!#ING EARLIER? THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

....and because nothing else really interesting happens, we’re going to skip to the next instance!

BO0BS FANSERVICE!

He threw off my meme stream.

And so, I will kill him.

Also, I don’t like Canadians.

Oh man.

Why are the backs of Naruto’s and Shikamaru’s shirts so goddrat INTERESTING?

Ahem.

I said, I will kill him.

And there’s no bad meme you c*e to stop me.

Not even the Fortnite Dance (™).

Or Ugandan Knuckles.

Or those freaking Tide Pods®©™ featuring Dante from Devil May Cry.

Is no one going to notice that Lee ISN’T EVEN IN THE BED?

THERE IS ONE THING I CAN DO TO STOP YOU

IF YOU DONT LEAVE HIM ALONE

ILL DANCE.

You wouldn’t dare.

YOU THINK YOU’RE SO COOL WITH YOUR MEMES AND STUFF

BUT I CAN DANCE!

OKAY OKAY GOD OW OUGH MY EYES

FINE I’LL LEAVE HIM ALONE

Man, that was kinda harsh Naruto.

Had to be done, Idontcare.

Had to be done.

Wait, why am I outside?

And who’s that guy running around?

...oh yeah that weird puppet guy

Whoa, I just realized something.

oh hey dosu

...Hey. How convenient of you to show up 85% of the way through the episode.

Is this instance supposed to be when Gaara is fighting Dosu?

Because they’re on rooftops and everything–

okay thats a good point and all but lets move on

You shouldn’t mess with Gaara right now.

yeah so?

You dare face the power of the meme siblings?

You see, Gaara’s not the only one of our family who has power over memes.

...hey, are you paying attention to us?

Whoa.

Hey derps, is it just me?

Or is that generic fan girl literally the cutest, sweetest thing ever?

uh i think its just you

the faceless mooks are literally as memorable as mizuki was

...Who’s Mizuki?

my point exactly

Okay derps, I know we disagree on a lot of poo poo.

But you can’t just brush off how cute this girl is.

oh my god youre turning into dosu

gushing over a minor character like this lol

Ex-CUSE ME?

...Wow.

Imeanitsnotlikeyoulikeanarutocharacterisitcoughankocough

...

I’m here to distribute some bugsssssssssss.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Down, boy. Down, Shino.

You’re gonna scare her off with your weird jacket and your creepy glasses and your furry haircut.

And all of your odd substances that people tend to like to abuse.

Girls don’t like that kind of poo poo ya know. This is why you're not married in Boruto.

...Wow.

Just chill and let me handle this, okay?

Yeah, no. I don’t trust you.

So, sand girl, do you wanna buy some–

No.

Shino, screw off.

OWWWWWWWW OKAY

FINE

Ahem. Let me handle this.

Hey girl, are you like the sand?

Cause you’re lookin’ pretty fine to me.

TEN/TEN PICKUP LINE

GET IT CAUSE TENTEN

...you’re so witty Guy.

No amount of weed could make that funny.

I can testify. I’ve tried.

...really? That’s how you’re handling it?

...g-get it, cause she’s from the sand village

and… ya know…

*sigh*

gently caress you guys are idiots

...Permission to kill the buff guy?

Yes. And do it slowly.

That was so bad I think my ears are bleeding.

Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad.

Yes. Yes, it was.

I me*l of those Sound Village people complain about puns but

at least they’re not the Sand Village.

...Okay, I think that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Temari, can I go home? Please?

Uh, sure, I guess?

Once you beat the crap out of these guys for causing this idiocy.

Sure thing!

Oh… poo poo.

Wait, you’re using a fan just like Temari

So you have wind powers too?

To be honest, I’ve never really been bl0wn away by how strong Temari was–

(This is supposed to be of the Suna girl killing Idontcare, but Do I Care? was too late on his screenshot timing xD)

...okay I deserved that one.

Yes. Yes you did.

What? Why me? Hey, I didn’t even do anything wrong–

That’s totally unfair!

WELL IT LOOKS LIKE ITS JUST ME AND KAKASHI LEFT

DONT WORRY KAKSHI I CAN CARRY THIS TEAM WITH MY SICK DANCE MOVES!

...welp

ahuhuhuhuuuuuuuh

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

Whoa, did that one girl just wipe out my entire party?

uh no it was a team effort

Nah, it was totally just her.

See, she’s strong AND cute. And I like that.

...no doicare, you’re just weak

you literally have like half of your magatama slots full

and your equipments are at like level 17

im astonished that you even got this far without failing

Do I Care's comment: In my defense, I was taking a lot more time trying to do screenshots instead of raising my power. Thanks derps.

Shut up. I’m buff, so I don’t need equipment.

Isn’t that how these games work?

no lol

You know what really suks?

When the title screen, the very FACE of the episode, breaks down.

So here, here it is again.