I’m not done with you yet!

Now to use my ultimate attack – Random Quotes Attack!

Man, I just wanna live a lazy life. Most people won’t admit that, so the fact that I can say that out loud proves that I’M THE MAN.

Yep, I’m definitely awesome.

Oh, for the love of tea and biscuits… how do you do so much damage with a few * voice lines?

Sometimes, I wonder what it’d be like to have a backstory.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

That… was the weirdest fight I’ve ever seen.

Dosu wins.

Cool.

Lord Orochimaru… or rather, Orochimaru, now do you see? I’m more than a mere puppet.

I have a writer’s favor on my side. And you know what that means?

Plot armor. Dosu ain’t going nowhere.

Did someone say something?

Huh, maybe it was just the wind.

And that concludes the preliminary test in the Chunin exams. Come back in a month for the finals.

Wait, what the crap? We have three tests in a row, and then now we have to wait a whole month?

Yeah, uh, we need to clean up the Forest of Death.

And we only have one janitor.

Doo-doo-doo-doo, I’m just cleaning the forest, and… wait, what are these half-eaten bugs doing here?

WAIT WHY IS THERE A BUNCH OF PINK HAIR HERE?

MY NICE CLEAN FOREST FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ninja Exam 25

oh he-ey

well look who it is

Wait, why is Kabuto there?

uh duhhhhh

...

I say you just surrender right now.

You know Dosu’s birthday is coming up, right?

You already said that.

hey wait a minute

since when did you get guy and kakshi on your team

I needed some assistance.

So I called in the Jonin to help out Idontcare.

kakshis garbage lol

Shut up, he’s pretty cool.

I didn’t know Kabuto could resurrect the dead.

i lowkey forgot how that mixes with lore lol

Who cares about the lore? Let’s just finish him up.

Shino, you know what to do.

Oh cr– *blurgle*

Hey, what’s that Unyielding thing?

he’s got a chance to revive

It represents his unyielding efforts to go against Orochimaru I guess..!

Uh…

Where do I get one of those?

That sounds kinda OP if you ask me.

It is.

its not

Shut up!

no u

no u

no u

That’s a lot of congratulation for just winning one battle.

Dosu’s so strong that you get four congratulations instead of just one. It’s that much of an accomplishment.

I really am having a lot of trouble believing that.

Are there even tigers at all in the Forest of Death?

No, we put them there so you’d have something to do.

We imported them from the Land of Waves.

And, you know, Konoha forest and stuff.

...I really hope these aren’t the same tigers as before.

gently caress

wait there’s literally nothing strange about these tigers

What about the fact that they look severely constipated?

I really hope you’re not high right now.

That’s… a lot of bullying.

oh yes

bully me more

i feel physically harassed and it hurts

BULLYING IS THE WAY TO A TOUGHER MIND

AS THE SAYING GOES, WHEN THE GOING GETS GOING, THE TOUGH GET TOUGH!

No, the saying is “when the going gets buff, the buff get going”.

And who’s the buff guy here?

Not you.

HEY THATSH CRAZY IM TOTALLY BUFF

Shut up and make yourself useful in the fight, will you?

OKAY FINE. DYNAMICCCC ENTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

lolwut?

So one well-placed kick sent this huge-rear end tiger FLYING BACK?

Now that’s the kind of power I like.

*wink*

On second thought? Eww.

Whoa, now that’s pretty cool.

What even is that?

It’s a pretty simple technique really

throw some weed in the air and breathe out with a lighter

and there you have it

Stoner Style: Weed Ignition

...Let’s play a drinking game. Whenever Kakashi says something about weed, take a sip.

Let’s see who’s dead by intoxication in the morning.

ahuhuhuhuhuuuuuuh

Are there even villagers in the Forest of Death?

No lol

Wait, but we just made a big mess.

Doesn’t that mean you’ll have to clean it up again?

...

crap.

AAAANYWAYS NEXT INSTANCE

So, uh, what are these giant leeches doing here?

Uh…

FLASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Hey, there’s a team down there!

You guys must be pretty su3ky if you’re just standing in the open like that.

oh poo poo an enemy

Don’t worry guys, I got this.

Say, you guys wanna…

Buy some bugs?

What did you say?

Too late.

OH GOD NOT BUGS

EWW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

IM AFRAID OF BUGS

AAAAAAAAAAALKSDHGI:WSFKHXGOWAILRSK>HXGLFJ

...

...Um, Shino?

Yes?

Dude, I know we needed a scroll but

Did we really need to shove bugs up those guys’ rear ends?

No. No we didn’t.

Shino, sometimes you scare me dude.

What’s the matter? I just like giving out free samples.

Am I bugging you?

PRESENT TIME

...How in the gently caress do you get away with these things?

Because the authorities are either really stup1d, like Guy, or always high, like Kakashi.

They don’t call this the Idiot Village for nothing.

HEY! WHO SAID I WAS STUP1D?

I KNOW LOTS OF STUFF! I KNOW HOW TO KICK PEOPLE SO HARD THEY LAND IN A FILLER INSTANCE!

...Not again.

Okay Shino, how do we kill these things?

The same way we kill everything.

Give them some free samples of bugs.

Wait, so you’re overdosing your bugs with bugs?

Bug-ception.

Hahahahaha

That’s lame. Let me show you how a real buff man takes out bugs.

Now this little ditty, I call “The Flyswatter”.

Pretty cool, huh? I know, I surprised myself too.

I am pretty awesome, after all.

Oh yeah, didn’t I get that new move?

yeah you did

super stone fist jutsu

You mean “buff guy attack”?

Alright Guy, show me how to do the Buff Guy attack!

Well it’s simple, really. It’s just some magic.

Wait, you’re telling me that I can do MAGIC?

Hang on, I gotta try this.

Burger steak and roasted meat – that’s the stuff I wanna eat! COME ON, FOOD!

...

Hey, I think my magic’s busted

YOU IDIOT! YOUR MAGIC IS COMBAT MAGIC! THAT’SH HOW ALL THE NINJASH MAGICS ARE!

Oh, so it’s like badrearend fighting magic then?

So how do I do my buff guy attack?

YOU MUST SHOUT “SUPER STONE FIST JUTSU!” WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SPIRIT!

AND THEN MAKE SOME ASIAN HAND SIGNS WITH YOUR HANDS.

Okay, lemme try.

SUPER STONER FISTER JUSTU!

...

...

...

...

...Nothing happened. And I looked like an IDIOT just now!

You really ARE an idiot. It’s “Super Stone Fist Jutsu”, not “Super Stoner Fister Justu”.

Pronounce it right, and this time don’t add an “er” at the end of every word!

All right! SUPER STONE FIST JUTSU! BUFF GUY ATTACK GO!

Whoa, whoa! How did you guys just get shields? And why did I jump in the air and make that earthquake?

And how did I just wipe the floor with those guys?

This is pretty cool!

SEE, THIS IS THE KIND OF POWER YOU HAVE INSIDE OF YOU, IDONTCARE!

But why does it have to be called “Super Stone Fist Jutsu”?

Why can’t I shout something awesome, like “It’s Buff Guy time!” or something cool like that!

JESUS YOU’RE SO NITPICKY IDONTCARE

Shut up.

a derps life and Do I Care? - “Let’s Play” Naruto Online

(Stylized like a Poorly Censored Satire)

Written by Do I Care? & a derps life

You know, I’m really glad we got over the skipped parts.

Not doing any work at all is nice, but at the same time, Dosu’s still screenshots were getting annoying.

you know they skip the finals of the exam too right

...Crap.

So after that can we fire Dosu?

He’s turning this thing into a huge piece of Dosu propaganda.

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY DOSU!

maybe

idk

depends on how busy our schedules end up being so whatever

Time to clear up my schedule then…

Maybe if we don't bail out of laziness before the Sasori arc.