That comment you said alone is worth getting your rear end kicked.

Idontcare, permission to solo them all?

gently caress NO! Do NOT kill the badass samurai-

too late

hehe

OHGODWHY

THINK OF THE SHAMWOWS-

drat IT HAKU

I can’t believe you ruined my plan!

aaaaah come on man i said i was sorry

i even apologized like a japanese person to you~

...How do you forget to pick up FIFTEEN DEAD BODIES?!

alright zabuza im gonna level with you right now

what you need to understand is

i was

REALLY HIGH

...

Seriously?

Haku, just five minutes ago you were super awkwardly telling me not to do drugs.

And now-

b-but a nice man in a mask came up to me and was like

”hey wanna buy some of this stuff? i got it cheep”

and i was like sure

and then…

well i forgot

...Did this man come from the Hidden Weed Village?

uh…

Hey man, I gotta make a profit somehow.

ahuhuhhuuuuuuuuh

These drat Hidden Weed guys are ruining this entire village! Haku was the purest little cinnamon roll until now… drat it!

look dude just hear me out ok

just surround them with your water clone d00dz

aand then ill rek em with my SWEET JIU JITSU MOVES

You’re still high, aren’t you?

ahuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuh

Mr. Po0fy Pajama Pants, this is your LAST offer!

Mickey what do you want

NOW TAKE THE SHAMWOWS OR-

Here’s a sales pitch for you, Mickey Mouse.

I’mma PITCH your SALE into that lake over there.

Zabab!tch, zababing.

*beep*

uh zabuza did you just hang up on him

What do you think, you goddrat stoner?

Hey look, what an original technique.

Stay on guard, cannon fodder. Don’t let Mr. P00fy Pajama Pants get the JUMP on you.

That’s right… I could be anywhere, anywhere in this mist and strike at any-

ZAAAAAAAAABUZAAAAAAAAAAAA

NNNNGH wHAT DO YOU WANT HAKU

AAAAARE YOU IN POSITIONNNNNNN

yES

YOUUUUUU KNOWWWWWW THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT RITEEEEE?

YES HAKU I KNOW GOD DRA-

you know we can see you right

god drat.

Fine, time for plan b!

Did you just say “plan b”?

You mean like… B as in Big-ass Boulder that’s about to crush you?

Or like… B as in B!tchslap?

Like, the Idontcare *slap?

Hah, got ‘em.

dont think im done yet you prick

Stoner Style: Crystal M3th Mirrors!

Hey, I can see lots of myself! I like this attack.

Oh poo poo nevermind.

ahuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuh

HGGRKK

ahuhuhuhuuuuuuh

um buddy

you really gotta use your words man

just like

dude

take your anger

and put it in your pocket

i just wanna say

im sorry and-

OHGODWHY

I don’t know why I’m here…

I mean like…

that raging thing can probably kill stoner guy over there

so might as well see what Kakshi is up to.

No lol

That weird-rear end jumpsuit is so funny lol

At least I don’t have gray hair!

You look like an old man! You probably got a beard or something underneath that mask!

No lol

Oh *, I see how it is.

I’mma prove it!

Security Guards! Arrest that man!

Oh god that’s a lot of people

Oh don’t worry, they’re just clones

OWWWWWWWWWWW

wuss

I guess that didn’t work out too well?

dude that’s actually a hella cool screenshot

I know right?

*IT HAKU WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

DID YOU LIKE DRUG MY CLONES OR SOMETHING?

Alright, Idontcare. This is the end of the arc.

Gotta knock this guy out with a witty one-liner and go home to some ho0kers and beer!

* B!TCHSLAP!

...are you serious?

I guess those drugs were good for something then.

Imeanwhat?

Looks like you failed AGAIN, Zabuza Momochi!

And your little b!tch stoner boy is dead too! Hoo hoo!

That means that the money that would’ve gone to your wedding.. can go to me! Now you can afford the Six Shamwows for the price of-

SHUT THE HELL UP!

Noooooooooooo!

Augh… ugh.. my body is weak. But at least I died doing what I always wanted to do…

Rebel against Disney World and its corrupt… policies.

blegh

Yaaay, we win. Let’s go home now.

Yo, what the gently caress.

Didn’t he die?

yeah but you recruit him anyways

since kakshi stoned him

hes indebted to you

AWW YEAH.

Now it’s time to check those rankings.

Son of a…

oh yeah there’s more filler here

Can we just skip this?

no

Can we at least fast forwards thru?

fiiiine

You look like you’re rockin’ out.

Just rest in the shade for a bit, will ya?

You think you’re so gently caressing cool don’t you?

I don’t need to be cool.

I’m already too shady to be cool.

boom

I’m so tired of dealing with you.

pls

go away

On the next episode of ADLDICLPNO:

DRAT IT

Why can’t we ever do anything cool?!

oh this is the chunin exam arc

you know what that means, right?

What?

you know a certain character debuts in the chunin exam arc, right?

someone on the forum is gonna rage on us and tear us apart if we don’t do this right

...What?

Who are you referring to?

...Oh boy.

Haha, thanks for the support.

I guess it means we'll have to try hard to make the next one good as well!