HOLY poo poo HE’S CARRYING A SWORD

ONOES

ZABADABADOO.

Um, you do know that there were two hippies just here right?

If they saw you mutilating that tree like that they’d totally flip out.

not like they can flip anything anymore

ahuhuhuuhuuuuuh

Ah, crap. You’re right, we might trigger someone with this.

We gotta censor it to keep things family friendly.

There, is that better?

NO THAT’S THE MOST *ED THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

WHY DID YOU CENSOR THE ENTIRE SWORD

Aww, come on… don’t be such a little… b!tch about it.

you know like the tree

…was that supposed to be clever?

it’s birch, not b!tch.

Ayyyyyyyyyyy

Ayyyyyy!

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy

ayyyyyyyyyy

Come on guys, it wasn’t even that funny-

AYYYYYYYYYY

Ayyyyy.

Wait where did you two even come from?

okay fine… ayyyyy

jesus christ man stop milking the joke

oh come on i just wanted to fit in

speaking of trying to fit in…

imma kill all of you

what the-

THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!

Oh of course it does.

See I wanna-

I’m gonna kill that guy.

I’m gonna - fit - his skull - into - my sword.

Zababing, Zabab!tch.

no wait… crap I screwed that up.

I mean, I’m gonna-

The moment’s dead already, just give up.

so. you must be the famed disney world security guard, mr. po0fy pajama pants the eagle eye?

Who the hell is-

Let me explain this!

Ah, crap, this is going to take forever.

So Mr. P0ofy Pajama Pants is the head security guard of disney world. legend has it that he personally trains each and every disney world security guard under his wing until they can smell exactly what’s in your pockets at any time.

uh… poo poo.

They say he always knows when a dangerous object is around him, no matter how well hidden it is!

The rumors are true. I know EVERYTHING that is in your pockets right now.

So… judging by the stockpile of marijuana up your rear end, the one with no depth perception must be magic molester kakshi of the village hidden in the weed.

I guess the others are the supposed child slaves you brought with you?

Hey, where’d that nickname come from? It’d totally sound cooler if they called me the Magic Manipulator.

I heard from two of our employees that you *ually harassed at least one of them. A menace like you should never be allowed inside Disney World!!

That’s an unfair accusation. They’re the evil ninjas who attacked first. Don’t you know how this series goes? We even gave them a lecture on why it’s bad to be a ninja who attacks first!

But that doesn’t excuse you from ST1CKING YOUR FINGERS UP SOMEONE’S rear end!

hey… is that a sharingan eye you got there?

No, I just like to look cool and be a pirate. Yaaar.

You’re screwing with me right now aren’t you.

Pfft, of course I am.

Well, what’s it got to say?

...you gonna ask it something?

Yeah uh…

will i get to marry this really hot girl ive been following around

hes like 10

Wait, what?

OH GOD HE’S A MENACE

SLAVES MOVE BACK NOW!

actually jk we need to kill him

Okay kids, beat him up.

Ahaha. Little did you know, you were actually attacking my CLONE! Hahaha.

Not this time.

Hoooly poo poo the Idontcare B!tchslap deals 14 damage now

This is something worth celebrating about! Who wants drinks when we get home?

how about weed… wait no i mean milk

I’m still here ya know. Don’t talk like the arc’s already over!

OWWWWWWWWW! AH OW OW WTF OWW

oof that looked like it hurt

OW WHAT THE HELL

I’m suddenly very grateful I have meat shields.

Now it’s time to-

hey wtf man?

how could you block my demon wind spinny spinny?

every moment can be a comedic moment

I’ve been waiting for my chance to kick rear end for literally 4 episodes.

And I am not going to let anyone get in my way anymore.

...that’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.

Zabab!tch, zababooey!

AWW gently caress

*ded*

HEY!

That’s not fair!

What happened to my meat shield!

Why do YOU get to attack half a billion times?

Did you even read his skills you nerd?

Whenever he kills someone he gets an extra attack.

Zabadabadoooooooo!

What the gently caress did he just wipe out my entire loving TEAM?

You nerds are useless!

I guess it’s time to get serious then.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Mission accomplished.

Don’t tell me, did you-

ahuhuhuhuuuuuuuuh

Who the hell are you?

uh… look over there!

cause… i’m just gonna leave now

kthxbye

Well now that that’s over with I don’t think we’ll ever see them again.

Pfft.

Like that’s gonna happen.

Now I’m off to smoke some- *cough*

Wait a minute.

Where the hell did all my weed go?

Nooooooooooooooooo!

okay, it’s time… it’s morning time for you to wake up baby…

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH IM NOT A BABYYYYYYYYYY

it’s me zabuza

I REALLY DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU DOOOOOOO THATTTTTTT

IT REALLY HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

zabuza um

quit being a little b!tch

just uh put it in your pocket

I REALLY DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME A LITTLE BIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTCH

ok zabuza

im sorry

god you’re so sensitive

this is just like after you got your nips surgically removed

I REALLY DONT LIKE YOUR MASK

IT SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES MEEEEEEEEEEEE

okay ill take off the mask zabuza

just for you!

*lol i totally stole the two masks idea from kakshi*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAaaAAAaAaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAA

hehehehe… umm… hehe… uh… we’re gonna kill thos kiddos… right?

NEXT TIME ON A.D.L.D.I.C.L.P.N.O. :

It’s SIX ShamWows, for the price of ONE! Hoo hoo!

THAT’S SIX for the price of ONE! What a steal!

What the hell is this?

a farming time sink

so you can tediously slog through everything lol

Oh god it’s you again.

I am so gonna get you back for what you did to Bob!

He’s in a mental institution because of you!

ahuhuhuhuuuuuuh

Also, this should be something to celebrate about in of itself.

Good golly goblin!?

wth did I just read... T_T

Some of it is funny some just seems childish... honest feedback for your efforts :)

some of the best humor is the simple dumb stuff

but hey, we're having fun with it so it's aok

Good golly goblin, good sir.