UID: 200000101544679

SID: S358: Fourth Hokage

IGN: Kuebiko

Theme: Naruto

(Aternatively titled: Let's play a game of Guess The Censored Word)

When Kishimoto

*s, a rabbit goddess comes

out from his ass. Whee.

I have more because i got carried away? I'll put these in italics tho, so y'all know which haiku is my main entry, and which ones are here because i'm 100% extra. (we're all going to get mag packs now anyway so who cares)

Theme: Valentine

Opportunities

for amatanormative

capitalism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(The shrug is not a pronunciable word and therefore does not add to the syllable count. Probably.)

Theme: Konoha

Orphans, child soldiers,

corruption, bad leadership.

All your friends are dead.

Theme: Love

Love is when you cast

Gakido's shield on yourself

while your teammate dies :)