So I can change anything I want? Huh, neat

"Hello, Jiraya-sensei!" A tired blonde-haired soon-to-be-Hokage came in a flash of smoke.

"Hey!" The Toad Sage was busying himself with writing a book. Probably Make-Out-Paradise.

"I see you've been writing something as well." Minato took out a scroll from his pocket, on it was the paper seal of the his own jutsu, 'The Flying Rajin'. "I want you to give this to my child when it's the right time."

Jiraya turned to look at it, then frowned, "Why now?"

"Oh, I just had a feeling that I should make plans ahead. You know, being Hokage requires a lot of paper, I found out just yesterday."

"Hence why you look so boring." laughed Jiraya, "Okay, I'll take it for you."

"Thank you, sensei." bowed Minato as he gave him the scroll.

"Please, call me Jiraya." smirked the man.

- The Attack Of The Nine Tails -

"Nice to see you've haven't gotten rusty, Fourth." taunted a masked man.

Minato himself was grasping his arm in pain and having difficulty hanging on. "You've...ain't seen nothing yet." He suddenly disappeared in a flash of smoke.

"A clone?" the masked man felt a presence behind him and dodged the Rasengan.

As soon as he fell on the ground, Minato did a front flip, one-handed, and dodged a Phoenix Fire Jutsu. The Namikaze started charging another Rasengan.

"It's useless, having control of the Nine Tails means I'm very powerful, no?"

"Any fool can capture a fox. It just takes the fool to control it. And I don't believe you're controlling it. In other words, there must be an accomplice that is keeping the beast under control.” deduced Minato, throwing a kunai in the meantime.

“You can tell all that? What else?” challenged the man as the kunai disappeared through him.

“I can tell you’re a Uchiha; mostly based on your hair.”

“Don’t go Sherlock on me.”

The two resumed combat, mostly Minato dodging by teleportation of the kunai and such.

“I wonder how Kushina is doing.” wondered the Hokage.

- Somewhere in the Forest -

“Now remember these words, ‘Flying Rajin Kunai’.”

“Wahjin Funi.”

“No, ‘Flying Rajin Kunai’.”

“Hokage dattebayo.”

“...What?”

- During the Time-Skip (Before Shipudden but after the original) -

“Now, Naruto, remember these words, ‘Flying Rajin Kunai’.”

“Flyin’ What’s It Kunai.” Naruto said as he ate his food.

“Seriously, this is one of the most awesome ninjutsu you will ever use.” sighed Jiraya.

“I don’t know what’s so good about a kunai that can fly.”

“You know, I’ve always wondered why it’s been named that.” Jiraya stood up, “But, you will learn this technique, it’s what the Fourth used and mastered.”

“Yeah, yeah, I believe you.”

- During the Attack of Pain -

Naruto arrived in a large gathering of smoke, on top of a solid frog and staring at the orange-haired goth in his way. “Did you do this?”

“Are you mad at me?” asked Pain.

Naruto glared at him with toad eyes, then grabbed the scroll behind his back, “Summoning Jutsu: Raijin Kunai!” Naruto grabbed one end of the scroll then pulled it around him, forcing kunais with the Raijin Seal to drop all over the battlefield. “The game is set.”

Pain frowned at first, wondering what all the kunais were for, then, he saw Naruto summon too many clones to count. “Gakido, Shurado, Ningendo, Chikusudo, Jigokudo.” The many paths of pain appeared, ready for a fight.

“ATTACK!” shouted Naruto, then all his clones were gone.

- A Few Minutes Later -

Pain was breath-taken, before he had known it, TWO Rasengans had made contact with him and Chikusudo was gone. From then on, he and his paths were in an endless combo. He, luckily, only have 2 paths left, Shurado and Gakido. He managed to push away the kunais with his technique. For now, he and his paths were safe under a barrier. The Narutos were waiting for the barrier to fall down, along with their own Rasengans. Worst thing was, they was more forming.

“Alright, I’ve gotten myself into this pickle, what do you say I should do Pains?”

“Shuradooooo.”

“Gaki-do-dooo.”

“Useful as always, here we go.”

- The Great Ninja War -

“I’m gonna rip that mask right off your face!” threatened Naruto as he took a swipe at the Masked Man.

“It’s useless, you should just accept your fate before it destroys you.”

“Summoning Jutsu: Rajin Kunais!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”

- During the Fight with Kaguya -

“Rasen-Shuriken!” Naruto threw the purple orb at the Mother of Chakra, causing a change in environment. “You like the Arctic, eh?”

“Have you every heard of this song?” asked Black Zetsu as Kaguya readied her hand.

“What song-”

“FREEZE-A-FREEZE-A-FREEZE-A FREEZA.” Naruto and Sasuke were covered with ice.

“Mmph.” moaned Sasuke.

“Mmph.” encouraged Naruto, “Mmph, Mmmph, Mmmmmmmph!” Naruto had disappeared and was on the ground, next to a Rajin Kunai. “I’ll get you out too Sasuke!”

Then he saw the Sasuke had already Amatserued his way out, “Pardon?”

“Nothing.”

- Naruto vs. Sasuke -

“Sasukeeeeeeee!”

“Narutoooooooo!”

“Sasukeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

“Narutoooooooooooooo!”

“Sasukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

“Narutooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

“See, this is why people ship SasuNaru so much, you two cry out your names so much that it can be taken the wrong way!” pointed out the Kyuubi.

“Whatever! Summoning Jutsu: Rajin Kunais!”

“Susano’o Armor.” The kunais deflected off the purple guardian.

“The game is set.”

“What-”

Rasengan.

- Before the Last -

“I swear Naruto, if you check a child that jutsu, they’ll be able to kill the entire series of Dragon Ball.”

“No references.” scolded Naruto.

And that’s it, although short, still a funny (I hope) read!

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