"Um, are you sure about this Naruto? It's just the first day of our last year in school." asked Crimson.

The trio of Naruto, Scarlet and Crimson stood at their secret room in the whole campus. It was one of the old classrooms they repurposed for their hideout. Scarlet gave a teasing smirk and nudged his childhood best friend.

"Oh come on Crimson. As one of the members of the Triad of Terror Pranks, you should be on this."

The tallest of the trio snorted and rolled his eyes. "Well you forget that I'm a star player on the quarterback. Doing this might get me kicked out."

Naruto pouted. "Oh come on Crimson. Do you really wanna keep being a football player instead of being one of the strongest shinobi? So strong that he's admired by a lotof girls?"

Crimson raised an eyebrow at this and he relented. "Alright." And he smirked. "Let's get started, shall we?"

Naruto and Scarlet grinned. And the three of them went to work. It was back to bussiness.

Montage!

Naruto walked up to the hallway and created shadow clones, dispersing them into the locker rooms, replacing the text books with a particular book.

Crimson ran into the homeroom and began placing down various seals onto the seats. He skid to a stop on a particular seat that had a fan symbol. He smirked and applied the last seal.

Scarlet sneaked into the teacher's lounge and began swapping stuff around and added in some scrolls that would activate in random intervals.

Naruto looked at a particular locker and it had a picture of him and a certain blue haired clan heiress. Naruto smiled before opening it up and placed a box in it that had a heart on it. He closed it carefully and ran to a random room.

Scarlet looked at his crush's locker, who also had a crush on him, and opened it up. Just like Naruto, he placed in a box with a heart on it before closing it and going back to somewhere else.

Crimson ran across the the halls, carrying a bucket of paint and a brush. He streaked around with the brush, painting the lockers. He smirked and threw the remaining paint onto the the wall, somehow creating a phrase.

Scarlet walked into the homeroom Crimson was in and saw the tags visible. HIs eyes shifted and all of the tags disappeared, under a Genjutsu. He smirked and began placing around more tags around and then hiding them with Genjutsu.

Naruto and his clones were up top, his clones transforming into various objects, while others kept a look out. The sun was still down, and the first class starts in about three more hours. Naruto grinned and started positioning his clones around.

Crimson weaved through hand seals and clapped his hands, walls erecting over a certain entrance, which was only used by one person, Midnight. Scarlet saw what Crimson was doing and placed the wall with a Genjutsu, making it as if the wall wasn't there.

Three hours laters

The students started to pour in, some excited for the first day of school. Some just looked like they'd rather be somewhere else than school. Hinata and Azure both walked together, heading for their locker. The two smiled at each other and placed in their passcode and opened it up, seeing a box with a heart on it.

"Oh? I wonder who's it from?"

The two carefully picked it up. They took of the heart and opened it up, seeing a picture of their respective boyfriends. Hinata and Azure spoke. "Eh? Naruto-kun/Scarlet gave me something?"

The two took a grip on the box, and slowly opened it up. The contents of the box made their eyes widened and they began to feel something warm going down their nose

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Neji and Tenten were speaking to each other, wondering who their teachers are gonna be.

"I really hope our Gym teacher isn't Guy-sensei again. I don't think I can endure another youthful regimen."

Neji looked at his fiance. "I'm surprised you haven't gotten used to Guy-sensei's antics, with you being former nei-oof!"

Tenten's eyes widened as she saw red liquid gushing out from Azure and Hinata's nose and propelled Neji into a wall. She looked at the bloody mess and started walking away.

Teacher's Lounge

"WHAT THE HECK, UN?!"

Deidara looked at his teaching equipment. He was a clay sculpturer and hated puppets. But right now, he was staring at DOZENS of ventriloquist and hand puppets, all of them bearing a striking resemblance with his former best friend. The blonde looked livid and to his right, seeing Hidan going crazy as his bible was replaced with an Icha Icha book.

Itachi looked at the plushies of turtles with anger and began tearing them up. Apparently he left his weasel and crow collection in the lounge and some bast-, I mean poor soul, swapped them with turtles, the animal that Itachi hates the most.

Anko glared at Iruka, who was trying to explain that he has no idea how he had gotten her *. The pupil-less teacher grabbed the scarred teacher and dragged him out.

In the Clinic

"I REFUSE TO GET OUT OF HERE SHIZUNE!"

Shizune rolled her eyes, wearing a nurse's outfit. "Oh come Tsunade-sama. It can't be that bad!"

"YOU GET IN HERE AND TAKE A LOOK!"

Shizune walked up behind the curtains and her eyes widened. The outfit Tsunade was wearing was, well, for a lack of a better term, a slug. Shizune fell on her back and began laughing, irritating Tsunade to no end.

Lab Room

"WHERE IS IT?!"

Orochimaru looked around the lab and thrashed it around, trying to find something.

"Where is it where is it where is it?!"

"Um, where is what, Orochi-teme?"

The pale science teacher looked up and saw his old teammate, wearing a full on toad costume, and he did not look happy one bit. Orochimaru would have grinned, but he was wearing a snake costume right now, so he couldn't really judge.

"My vial filled with lizard blood. I was supposed to show the students how it works, but I can't find the darn thing." Orochimaru turned around, showing Jiraiya his back. The white-haired teacher saw a vial on Orochimaru's back, labeled lizard blood.

In an Entrance

"Um, help?"

Midnight looked around. Somehow, he was blocked out and he couldn't get in. He thrusted his palm and indeed there was a barrier of sorts. He cursed himself for not going with Breeze instead of being a weirdo and going in somewhere else. And the exit was then blocked as well.

"Can somebody hear me?!"

Home room

It was absolute chaos as everyone was running around in circles. Sasuke entered and his eyes widened in shock at the sight. Shino was in a fetal position, as various toads surrounded him. Shikamaru couldn't stop twitching, his eyes wide. Sakura stared off somewhere, her hair no longer pink. Instead it was black, which Sasuke liked. Sai had a look of horror on his face, as he was holding a horrible painting. Choji was running around, trying to look for his chips. Ino kept screaming at the blank space on her right, as if someone was there.

Sasuke just ignored all of it and went on his seat. He sat down, and a cloud of smoke puffed up, covering Sasuke. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Sasuke. The smoke was *n away, showing Sasuke in rather feminine clothes, his hair now blue and on the back of his clothes spelled out. "I AM UKE FOR NARUTO" and everything continued on.

Kakashi walked in and saw the chaos. "WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME IS HAPPENING?!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing, making Kakashi smiled. "Well then, get your books out and read chapter one."

Everyone took out the book and looked at in surprised. The girls shrieked in shock, making Kakashi tilt his head. He saw the cover of the book and his eye widened. It was an Icha Icha book.

At the hallway

Sasori looked at the wall, spelling out, "Sasori is actually uke for Deidara." He looked at the next one, spelling out, "Puppets are dumb. Clay is the best!"

"If I find out who did this...."

"You're not the only one with this problem Sasori."

The red-haired teacher looked behind him and saw Nagato, who had orange hair, and Konan, who had red hair. Sasori tilted his head, confused.

"Your hair was dyed. What's so problematic about that?"

Nagato looked ticked. "Well, if you must know. Dyed hair is a taboo in our clan!"

"ALRIGHT! WHO TOOK MY MONEY!" Kakuzu charged forward and looked like a bull. "WHO TOOK MY MONEY!?Out of nowhere, a bag of money dropped down, making Kakuzu delighted. "MONEY!" He lunged forward, but the bag was pulled away, before it started to go back from where it came. "GET BACK HERE MONEY!" And the accountancy teacher started to follow it like a headless chicken.

Konan looked at the two. "Let's all agree we didn't just see that."

The two nodded.

Outside the School

The wind blew against the cloak of one Minato Namikaze, the current headmaster of Shinobi Academy. He looked up at the monument that displayed the faces of the former headmasters, all of them defaced with paint.

An Icha Icha book was painted below them. Hashirama had a nose bleed, looking curious at the book. Tobirama had a bewildered look, having a nose bleed as well. Hiruzen looked ecstatic, a nose bleed on him as well. Minato looked to his left, as if afraid to look at the book.

One question appeared in Minato's mind. WHO DID THIS?! A cloud of confetti began to fall down from the rooftop. Minato caught some of the confetti and looked at it, it was colored orange, brown and red, having a certain symbol on it.

Before he could do anything, Naruto, Scarlet and Crimson ran out of from the doors, being chased by pretty much everyone. The three being chased looked happy and blurred away, making everyone split up.

Minato sighed and face palmed. "I'm only 27 and I'm already getting too old for this crap."

Well, I tried my best here.