I like to believe that these raps are just different segments of one big rap song sung by Bee

Another day has come, sun rises over village
And yes, you see right, that's not some mirage-
That's Naruto flying there, up high in the air
New jutsu! you may say, but just to be fair-
He annoyed the wrong girl, from all the things
Sakura's almighty punch gifted him with wings.

Yo!

Of Sasuke:

Yo, I'd like ta believe it ain't true,
But that bloodthirsty babe needs t'be locked in a zoo,
Gonna destroy Konoha that 'Tachi sought to protect,
Defendin' it with his last breath,
Now his lil' bro gonna fight to the death
His best friend, the 9-tails, my tail up by one,
He won't give up 'til the job is done,
I marked him as plain
but his eyes are insane,
They'll burn you to death 'less ya can handle the pain,
So heed my words
Or you'll get fed to the birds,
Boy's knocking down ninjas
like he's sweepin' the herds
Fools, ya fools!

Yooo, man! Welcome to da squad!
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"But that bloodthirsty babe needs t'be locked in a zoo" omg I died x'D

Now let's talk about the deaths of the Akatsuki,
Killed by his own puppets, there goes Sasori,
Hidan is buried deep within the ground,
Kakazu got rasenshuriken'd, now he is down,
Deidara's own art, made him Deidadead,
Itachi let his own brother, turn him to shreds,
Nagato gave up his life, with Rinne Rebirth,
Konan was stabbed by Obito, in a clash that s* the Earth,
Kaguya slaughtered Obito,
And Zetsu was sealed away by Naruto.

"Deidadead" made me snort out my coffee
Surely the Plot section is a place to be!
Watch that sick squad combining their rhymes,
Plotting the best rap of our times.
Here comes the Mastah', the Killer, the Bee
You listen to lit raps and drop to your knee.
But who's hiding there, in shadow, all shy?
Midnight unsheaths *- "It's surely a spy!"
Byakugan Princess leaves out her hideout
All red on face, we know why, don't have doubt
Ramen-head yells hello, that goofy bun
All she can squeak out: "N-N-Naruto-kun..."

"Midnight unsheaths *"
The Wittle * intensifies.

Honestly tho, this thread is a big cluster of awesomeness.

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oh....let me catch my breath AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is the best thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!! I would try to make one, but i would fail miserably and you would all make fun of me <:3_58:>

Nuuuuoooooo "hugs and squeezes you" nobody is going to make fun of you, just give it a shot! It's all for fun anyway! Or you know, if you are unsure about rap skills- how about some fanart of Neji the Rapper? :P

*blushes deeply* o-oh, o-ok then, I'll start on that right away!

u do great

try its its fun

We'd never make fund of someone as talented as drawing as you! Just give it a try! You'll do good!

Not mine, but I felt this was just right

<:3_50:> GAARA!

This picture is literally perfect

Greetings, I am Gaara
Welcome to the Sand
You look a little lost, so let me give you out a hand.
A fair warning. If you attack this village, well
I'll make your life, a living hell!
But I am way past that stage.
For I am no longer, the sand of rage.
With the help of Naruto, I have changed.
So much, that I've become Kazekage.
With it, I'll repent my sins.
Protect the Sand, as well as my kin. I was captured, by a man of bombs.
While protecting my village, trying to sever my bonds.
After that I've lost Shukaku
But I was revived and began to rock you.
That's all I can say today.
Have fun within the sun's ray.
This post was last edited by Zephyr of Troviator at 2017-6-22 18:51

Fool ya fool!
I'm the Mighty Killer B!
Float like a *erfly, sting like a bee!
You can't fight me because you can't see me!
Yo, let's go and kill this fool, Hachi!
But what's this about a blonde gaki?
Wanting to tame the mighty Kyuubi?
I'd train him, if he would give me some Bs!
Hehehehe, cough. Anyways, yo yo whee!
Let's have a rapping spree!
Spread some lightning and some chakra.
Whay was that? We cant hear ya!
Let's end this rap and go.
Or I might face the wrath of my bro...