A chakra sphere called a Rasengan
Slammed against a guy and now he's gone.
I'm fighting everyone with this and the shadow clone jutsu!
And I'm learning to harness the Kyuubi's chakra!
After I'm done, me and Octopops are gonna rock ya!
Then me and Sasuke are gonna fight each otha!
After that I lost an arm, regained it back then married Hinata!

(Wow, where did this come from?)

SOMEONE MAKE FAN-ART MEME ABOUT MIDNIGHT AND HIS WITTLE * NOW!

Ramen, ramen! It's just the best!
It's really better than the rest!
But I don't want some vegetables and fruit!
Because for some reason they make me toot.
Still can't believe that Haku's a boy.
Now he's dead because he's a toy.
Then came the Chuunin Exams!
Now my head's in my hands!
Because of all the question it has!
Good thing that I didn't spaz.
Then we encountered some freaky snake.
Sasuke was so scared he started to shake.
Then the snake gave him a hickey.
Then he slammed me all of a sudden on my tummy!
Now we're in the second round
I gave Kiba a great big pound!
Neji decided to beat up his cousin.
I'm gonna pound him once or a dozen!
Kakashi-sensei pushed me away to some pervert.
He slammed the dirt, but seemed unhurt!

(someone continue this)

Not mine, but I felt this was just right

Greetings, I am Gaara
Welcome to the Sand
You look a little lost, so let me give you out a hand.
A fair warning. If you attack this village, well
I'll make your life, a living hell!
But I am way past that stage.
For I am no longer, the sand of rage.
With the help of Naruto, I have changed.
So much, that I've become Kazekage.
With it, I'll repent my sins.
Protect the Sand, as well as my kin. I was captured, by a man of bombs.
While protecting my village, trying to sever my bonds.
After that I've lost Shukaku
But I was revived and began to rock you.
That's all I can say today.
Have fun within the sun's ray.
This post was last edited by Zephyr of Troviator at 2017-6-22 18:51

Fool ya fool!
I'm the Mighty Killer B!
Float like a *erfly, sting like a bee!
You can't fight me because you can't see me!
Yo, let's go and kill this fool, Hachi!
But what's this about a blonde gaki?
Wanting to tame the mighty Kyuubi?
I'd train him, if he would give me some Bs!
Hehehehe, cough. Anyways, yo yo whee!
Let's have a rapping spree!
Spread some lightning and some chakra.
Whay was that? We cant hear ya!
Let's end this rap and go.
Or I might face the wrath of my bro...