Crimson did not know what had hit him.
He had been beaten black and blue by a furious Breeze, only to watch as an angel descend from the sky. She had the face of an angel, the hands of a loving mother, and a soul so evil that Orochimaru would know fear.
He had fled to the girl, and she struck him with a single * to the groin, his Steel Body untouched as he fell to the ground, clutching his bits in agony. A minute and a dozen baseball bats to the head later, Crimson and Midnight were forced to carry him back to campus.
Crimson was still sore in the morning when he woke, his head spinning around the dark confines of the room that he was in. He had some form of ribbon on his head, his Steel Body still untouched, but voices from outside his room. With a grunt of discomfort, Crimson forced hisself up, and found that the ceiling to his room was rather weak.
"RIIIIP" The paper went as Crimson stood in the light of the girl's changeroom, a dozen pairs of eyes on him instantly.
"Oh hi." Crimson said before he fell back to his squatting position, hoping there was a secret switch at the bottom of the box to allow him to escape
There wasn't.
5 hours later...
Midnight had a long day. He had a few complaints. First off, his maid outfit was too short, second, his tights were a size too small, and the flimsy nylon had torn when he decided to sit down in class. Giggles and laughs followed him. Third, his shoes were too girly, a pair of black patent ballerinas, which didn't help when he slipped and flashed half the school. Lastly, Azure had found a rather cheeky pair of pants that their mutural friend Crimson liked, proudly displaying the quote : "A REAL Man is Tanned". Midnight also blamed his classmates for hiding his clothes.
Yet still, Midnight hated the idea of being paraded in his uniform by Darui and Killer Bee, who had been called to * him to detention, because his clothes were... Well... You know. Along the way, a gust of wind has lifted his skirt yet again, and Killer Bee fell over, roaring in laughter. Even Darui *ed out a cough or two.
When he had finally made it to the room, he noted a hunched over figure in the back, and chose to sit in the front, quietly plotting his revenge. Maybe tickle powder in Azure' underwear would be funny. Or good old fashioned murder. Of course, Midnight never noticed Crimson towering over him until he smelled the pepper spray.
Crimson had a long, bitter day, his eyes were sore from being blasted by Karin's Notorious Brand perfume, his sinuses crushed by pepper spray, and his Steel Body coming very close to being broken. When he noticed a girl in the detention with him, he was so happy. Nobody would have come to him unwillingly, and he was the only incident on campus, and girls would not come near him after the changeroom scandal. Hence, the maid would be there to make him better. Without any words, he leapt into the girl, showering her face with kisses and crushing her with a bear hug. She was small and light, her voice high pitched as she yelped.
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Midnight did not yelp. He screamed to kami, begging for his life and maidenhood.
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Crimson, with his ears weakened, continued to hug the girl, his hands roaming her smooth back.
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Midnight began screaming for his mother
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Crimson heard the girl calling for her mother, and tightened his grip on her.
"I'm not going to let anyone hurt you."
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Midnight heard nothing. He had fainted.
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With the girl falling silent, Crimson let her fall back. She had long, slender legs and a flat chest, even more of a pancake than Azure.
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A mile away, Azure sneezed, collapsing Scarlet below her.
"Oops." She muttered, poking him in annoyance.
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Crimson also noted her snow white hair and hard, striking features.
"A true beauty." He stated as he slipped the girl's head onto his lap and went to sleep.
An hour later, the * fanclub snook into the holding centre, bribing the exausted Samui with a spa pass, and took many photos of Crimson on his Snow White. Halfway though, Midnight woke and fled, kicking off his shoes and running for the hills.
Crimson would wake up later, and grimly swear himself to find his hidden princess, who would remain elusive.
When the weekly paper with the pictures came out, Azure smiled at her victims.
"Midnight would make a lovely ballerina." She said to no one in particular.